A new bachelor according to Facebook

Super Junior Text World (temp. HIATUS)

From: The Boss
To: You
Message: Continued from before.  And not new update...  Just reposting what was lost...
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Pink Bunny
To: Monkey, Kyubaby
Message: What did he do this time!  *angry wife*
 ~Smile!
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kyubaby
To: Monkey, Pink Bunny
Message: Yeah what did I do? 
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Monkey
To: Pink Bunny, Kyubaby
Message: HE PUT CREAMY ACID IN MY SHAVING CREAM BOTTLE!!!  THE ACID BURNT MY HAIR AND MY SKIN OFF!!  AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE A HUMAN BEING CAN FIND CREAMY ACID!!!
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kyubaby
To: Monkey, Pink Bunny
Message: Cool.  Is it like smoking?  I didn't do it, man.  But whomever did, is a genius.
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Pink Bunny
To: Kyubaby, Monkey
Message: Ok then.  I don't need to punish anybody!  Yah!  *happy wife*  Anyway, Kyu, let's go bake a cake. 
 ~Smile!
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kyubaby
To: Pink Bunny
Message: You want me in the kitchen?  Sure thing "angry hot wife".  ;)
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Lol, did you see that Monkey hop around like his skin is burning?!
 ~LMFAO
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: His skin is burning hyung. 
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Whatever...  
 ~LMFAO
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Monkey
To: tag:humans
Message: Really?  No one cares that my leg is getting eatin' away by creamy acid?
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Boss
To: Monkey
Message: Awww.  My poor monkey.  Don't spend too much money on surgery!  Love ya!
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kungfu and Rice
To: Monkey
Message: Sory, man.  Me sleepy.  Night.
 ~SINGLE
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Boss
To: You
Message: The next day!
Date&Time: 7/10/12 xx:xx xm

From: Monkey
To: Prince Manager
Message: Sorry Hyung.  I can't walk.  I can't attend my schedule.  My legs are burnt...
 ~I feel so alone...
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Prince Manager
To: Monkey
Message: Don't worry!  The fans won't notice your absense! 
 ~Handsome aren't I?
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Monkey
To: nobody
Message: I'm depressed now...
 ~I feel so alone...
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Prince Manager
To: Kungfu and Rice
Message: Where are you?!  Your schedule starts like in ten minutes!
 ~Handsome aren't I?
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kungfu and Rice
To: Prince Manager
Message: Sory.........  Me alarm clok went of every our last nite............  Me soooooooo tired.........
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Bummie
To: tag:super junior
Message: WHOSE ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF SO OFTEN LAST NIGHT!!!  I HAVE BAGS UNDER MY BEAUTIFUL EYES NOW!!  BAGS!!!!!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Shisus
To: Bummie
Message: Love, calm down.  Let's go to a spa today!
 ~Lord is awesome.
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Bummie
To: Shisus
Message: Oh what would I do without you.  I love you Wonnie!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Shisus
To: Bummie
Message: Does that mean that you want to get a full body massage?
 ~Lord is awesome.
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Bummie
To: Shisus
Message: You know me too well.
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: tag:evil super junior
Message: Why did my monkey baby lock himself in the bathroom with a gallon of strawberry milk?
 ~The best leader in the world!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Turtles
To: The Special Angel
Message: Why am I on the evil list?
 ~Turtles
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Turtles
Message: You threw Kyuhyun off the roof of the building with a plastic bag parachute.
 ~The best leader in the world!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Turtles
To: The Special Angel
Message: True...  Good enough. 
 ~Turtles
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: The Special Angel
Message: I don't know.  I just know that Donghae filled his shaving cream bottle with creamy acid.
 ~LMFAO
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kyubaby
To: The Special Angel
Message: Why should I know why that stinky monkey is PMSing.  Don't bother me.  I'm baking a cake here with my "angry wife".
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Bummie
To: The Special Angel
Message: Why the hell am I on the evil list?  Btw, I have no idea.  But can you please get Eunhyuk out of the bathroom?  Wonnie and I, uh, need to use it.
 ~Best Love Song
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Heedictator
Message: My baby Hae did what?!
 ~The best leader in the world!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: The Special Angel
Message: He filled Hyukjae's shaving cream with creamy acid.  Do not ask me to repeat myself again.  Peace out.
 ~LMFAO
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From:The Special Angel
To: Fishy
Message: What did you do?! *angry*
 ~The best leader in the world!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: The Special Angel
Message: ...........sowwy?
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Fishy
Message: Don't appoligize to me!  Appologize to Hyukkie!
 ~The best leader in the world!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: The Special Angel
Message: Ok...  AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY HYUKKIE HYUKKIE AGAIN HYUNG!!!  ONLY I, HIS BOYFRIEND IS ALLOWED TO CALL HIM THAT!!!!!!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Fishy
Message: Are you sure?  His facebook status just changed to single.
 ~The best leader in the world!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Monkey
Message: Wahhhhh! I'm coming for you Hyukkie!  I so sowwy!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Boss
To: You
Message: And that's where I'm gonna cut it for this chapter!  My shoulder hurts from typing... Anyway, comment and subscribe my dear readers!!!!  Love ya!
Date&Time: 7/11/12 xx:xx xm

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Jewel15 #1
Chapter 26: I post my problems on my stories and my readers help me. Why don't you post it too? We'll help :)
Patch1997 #2
Chapter 26: Girl my shoulder and ears are open 24/7 just PM and let all the you have bottled up inside out and I will try my best to help u because because *sings* you gotta friend in me oooh you gooot a friend in me XD so please don't hesitate because i am more than happy to help :)
LoveKoreaAndAnime
#3
Chapter 26: Just write a PM and I do my best to help you, and trust me... I have experience with life wanting to up one's life (sounds weird...)

Well anyway just write everything your thinking of and cry, just cry until it stops hurting or you haven't any tears left.

I'd be happy to help you.
VEloneY
#4
Chapter 26: my shoulder will be here...n im all ears for u :D
0-0anon0-0
#5
Chapter 26: Oh... I hope you know that any of us is available for advice or anything you want to talk about! Don't think you're alone, we're all here to support you!! There are so many people willing to help, please message one of us. HWAITING! <3
Risa91 #6
Chapter 26: awwww *pat* let me know if u need help :) i really good listener...
LoveSHINeeSuJu
#7
Chapter 26: You can rant to me, I don't mind :)
Just PM me or something :D
cheolsbabymama
#8
Chapter 26: IM HERE! message me privatley if u want, but ill listen. rant as much as you want idc, just talk if it will help make u better!
princess #9
Chapter 25: xDDDD OMG DongHae!!!!
roya_elf-shawol #10
Chapter 25: it's hae's fault this time;))))) i go with heechul:D