THIS LOVE 2
by Carmen w.
Chapter 9: Blonde and Beautiful?
Setting: Big Bang's living room (apartment)
 

9 in the morning.

Tae Yang: hey Dae Sung, can you make breakfast today?

Dae Sung: Aw, why? You always make the food in this family

Tae Yang: I know, but today...I'm just too...lazy

Seung Ri: The most fit and somewhat handsome one is TIRED?! what has this world come to!?

Tae Yang: Hey, it's only today!

T.O.P: I can see your little fat Tae Yang haha

Tae Yang: Really now!? It's my shirt that makes it look..."FAT"..And get you're head out the gutter, I'll never be fat

T.O.P: Yeah yeah whatever you say man

Seung RI: Ugh! Ever since our Japan tour....things are like FINISHED! When is our next concert HUH? It's over!

Dae Sung: (Cracking eggs) Seung Ri, it's only been a few months....That's what artists always do and btw...Were practically on VACATION..so to speak

Seung Ri: Vacation!? What the hell, shouldn't we be hiking by the beauitful mountains of Nepal OR sippin lemonades on the shore of Kaui!? Why are we still here! Were gonna head out to a plane sooner or later!

Tae Yang: We can't

Seung Ri: WHY THE HELL NOT!

Dae Sung: G-Dragon is gonna go solo remember?

Seung Ri: So let him! AND let US go on vacation, I can't stand this place anymore, and why isn't he up yet!?

G-Dragon: Morning folks!

Seung RI: There you are! Alright! So...um wait why are you all dressed? Where you going

G-Dragon: Gotta go guys, I'm getting a haircut

T.O.P: Haircut at 9 in the morning?

G-Dragon: I've already booked it with my stylist

Seung Ri: You mean OUR stylist

G-Dragon: No...Now that my SOLO album is coming out, Yang Goon gave me a new team of stylists and wardrobe editors

Tae Yang: Wow, I've never got that

Dae Sung: Why is that Ji Yong!?

G-Dragon: No idea, I just knew about it yesterday night! Oh and I also got a new body guard!

Boys: What!!?

Tae Yang: What's wrong with Paul? (Paul is the boy's personal bodygaurd)

G-Dragon: Pauls on break, so now Gustoff is with me

Seung Ri: Gustoff!? What the...

G-Dragon: Yeah he's European, just got sent in from France! (Look at watch) Oh, gotta go! I can already sense the shampoos waiting to be rubbed all over my head! See ya boys

Dae Sung: But I made breakfast!!

T.O.P: Ugh, since when did he turn so...so...

Seung Ri: GAY

Tae Yang: Thats mean Seung Ri, and don't worry were gonna get our REAL vacation soon

Dae Sung: And whats wrong with staying home, it's relaxing and you don't have to worry about much

Seung Ri: I know...But Ugh...What happen to Ji Yong!

Dae Sung: I'm sure he's fine, just...more grand?

Seung Ri: Grand? Which means more selfish and cocky and...

T.O.P: Look, I don't like seeing him like that but he'll deserve it at the end...Just like last time

Seung Ri: Tsk...Whatever (Turn on T.V) (Gasp) Ah! Yesterday's episode of Family Outting! Dae Sung!!!

Dae Sung: AhhH!! hold on!....Tae Yang!!!

Tae Yang: What?

Dae Sung: Take care of the eggs!

Tae Yang: Ugh...

Dae Sung: (Giggled uncomfortably) I love you y!

Tae Yang: Yeah, whatever

(Scene cut to hair salon)

Leo: Hey! Ji Yong!

G-Dragon: Ay! Leo, I'm sorry I was abit late (took off shades), I had to deal with something

Leo: AH it's okay! That's life right haha (very feminine voice)

G-Dragon: So, what you got instore for me Leo

Leo: (Looking at GD's black spiked up hair)..hm...You have beautiful hair, I think we should give it a more...what's that word..ah, Daring and fantastical look!

G-Dragon: Who had you worked with before sir?

Leo: Oh, tons of fabulous stars! I've styled Rihanna's hair back in her "Umbrella" days, and and...also Miss Christina Aguilera's retro frock!

G-Dragon: And soon...Man, you're gonna make my hair famous!

Leo: (laughed in a very giddy manner) Of course handsome!! So I was thinking of...hold on a second (looking through his hair color book)..aah! THIS! PLATINUM BLONDE!

G-Dragon:..Blonde? Really?

Leo: Oh of course! Once you turn blonde, everyone would want it and of course whose the king of it and the first? YOU!

G-Dragon: Sweet, I love it, and why not!? It's gonna look great right?

Leo: Oh yeah, you're gonna look so fierce! (did a vicious cat movement)

G-Dragon: Oh yeahh (smiled with confident)

(Scene cut to the boys with the girls)

Hyori: Wheres G-Dragon? He hasn't call or anything

Seung Ri: No worries, he's getting...(mad) a hair cut..

CL: Finally

Dae Sung P.O.V

"Ugh, I have to do this! Why is love so hard to aproach!"

Dae Sung: (Sitting next to Minji) Hey Minzy (Fold his hands like a little boy)

Minji: Hey, I'm sorry about the other day, I was pretty rude

"(gasp) she actually apologized!? Yes, now I can do it...I think"

Dae Sung: It's fine heh, well I just want to ask you something

Minji: (gulp and faced Dae Sung) What is it?

T.O.P: Hey Dae Sung

"Ugh...What do he want.."

Dae Sung: What is it? (arrogant face)

T.O.P: Whats up smiley? (Smiled in a evil/sly way)

Dae Sung: (tsk), excuse me Minji, (whispered to T.O.P's ear) Ya know, i'll explain this whole thing later but i like this girl so DONT ruin it by saying..."wassup!"..

T.O.P: I already know

Dae Sung: Well GOOD FOR YOU!......and please don't say any of this..she's right there!

T.O.P: Yeah I got it, but heres a tip from a brotha...Get some mint (patted Dae Sung's shoulders and smile)

Dae Sung: I'll be right back Minzy (giggled and slide off to the bathroom)

Minji: (Confused and turned to the gangs) What is up with-

T.O.P: I just asked Dae Sung to help me turn off my t.v in my bedroom..haha

Minji: Oh alright..I was about to say

(Scene cut to the other side of the couch)

P.O.V: Bom

"Wow, I can't believe I'm just sitting here watching T.V with...a hottie right next to me, this is awkard...but I'm sure we can develop a conversation..hehe"

Bom: Hey Tae Yang

Tae Yang: Wassup (gave a heartwarming grin)

Bom: You...Uh... Like...Kang Ho Dong?! haha (he's a famous korean host/comedian who hosted Strong Heart with Seung Ki)

Tae Yang: Haha, you kiddin? I love that man, I've actually appeared in one of the episodes of Strong Heart

"I've so seened that episode!"

Bom: Aw, that's awesome! I've never seen it, I definitely gotta check it out haha

Tae Yang: Yeah definitely (Pause..)

"Now what...!"

Tae Yang: Hey

"(Gasp)"

Bom: Yeah?!

Tae Yang: I'm not sure but could you pass me the popcorns? It should be by the counter over at the kitchen

"Um....WTF!!"

Bom: Oh...hehe, yeah sure of course (Got up and walked toward the kitchen)

"Why in the world would HE sent me to get him the popcorn! ugh why why why?"

Bom: UGH...(looked down as continue walking)

Seung Ri: Bommie!! (smiled happily and gave a awkard hug) Where you going?

Bom: I'm getting the pop corn..

Seung Ri: Ha, popcorn is right here!

Bom: Ah thanks Seung Ri

Seung Ri: Want?

Bom: Nah, Tae Yang wanted it

Seung Ri: Ah, I see heheh..... (P.O.V: Tae Yang!? She actually got up to get him popcorns?!)

(Scene cut to Dae Sung and Minji)

Dae Sung: I'm back!

Minji: Did you turn off the T.V?

Dae Sung: T.V? What T.V?

Minji: Um T.O.P's T.V?

Dae Sung: uh....(suddenly saw T.O.P signaling him about his little lie) AH..HAHAHAHA. yeah the T.V is off, duh what was I saying?! haha

Minji: Uh, haha yeah...alright

Dae Sung: (Let out a minty breathe) SO Minji, back to what I was saying

Minji: (coughed uncontrollably) What is that?

Dae Sung: (Confused about her coughing, then he checked his breath if it was him) What was what? Are you okay?

Minji: I smell...Mint ugh....I'm allergic to it

In the background, T.O.P gave an aleart and "oh crap" face.

Dae Sung: You're allergic to MINT?!

Minji: Ahhh stop talking it's coming from you! What did you spray or..ate?

Dae Sung: I...was chewing a gum and I just threw it out, I'm sorry!!

Minji kept coughing and covering her face

Dae Sung: You want me to get away?.....(left the couch and sat next to T.O.P)

Dae Sung: (Whisper) Nice going pal!

T.O.P: Dont just sit her, do something!!

Dae Sung: But....you're right!

Dae Sung left the couch and ran to the kitchen, and ate a dozen of homemade kimchi in the fridge to fade out the mint breath. Then he pour a glass of water and ran to Minji like a hero.

Dae Sung: Here you go Minji!!! Here!

Minji: (Grab the water quickly and gobble it down), AH, thank you Dae Sung..

Dara: (To CL and Hyori) What is up with Minji?

CL: (smiled and whisper) I really think Dae Sung and Minji would be adorable together! Look it! Even Dae Sung got her a glass of water

Hyori: You're right! What a gentlemen

CL&M&H: (Sigh happily in a lovey way)

Minji: Was that really you?

Dae Sung: I guess it is...heh...I'm sorry, are you good now? (smiled contently)

Minji: I'm good, thank you hehe (smiled back)

(Ding Dong)

Hyori: I'll get it!

(Open door)

Hyori: HONEY!......

Out came G-Dragon with his new platinum blonde do. Which was very very unexpected to all.

G-Dragon: (Walk in the living room with swag and new confident) What ya'll think? (Walked and circled around like a model)

Everyone: WTH!

Seung Ri: Holy britney spears times TWO

T.O.P: You're BLONDE man..

CL: Omg...WITH BANGS

Dara: Did you really wanted this?

G-Dragon: Guys (took off shades) TTTHIS (uses both hands and pointed toward hair) is created and styled originally by the famous and legendary Leo!

Seung Ri: Forget him! You look like a women!

G-Dragon:..EX-CUSEEE me!

Seung Ri: You even talk like one

G-Dragon: I think it looks fresh and who do you see in K-pop with this Do?! NOBODDDY!

T.O.P: (Whispered to Hyori) I hope you're still in love

G-Dragon: Babe, what cha think? (smiled and gave another psoe)

Hyori: You really outdone yourself

G-Dragon: I KNOW! it's like a picaso thing! It's pure...ART!

Seung RI: Yeah, you think you're lady gaga now?

G-Dragon: Hey Seung Ri, chill out! I'm sure you'll one day rock this frock, just as good as this!

Bom: I think it's nice!

Tae Yang: Yeah, I've seen asians whose blonde and man..Don't even get me started on how bazaar that looks...But hey, Ji yong...it's pretty nice, I dig it

G-Dragon: Ah, now these people understand TRUE style! My brotha right here (gave a pound to Tae Yang) and my little fairy sister (patted Bom's head)

T.O.P: How long you're gonna keep it man?

G-Dragon: Ya know what, This is my new image and the new side of HEARTBREAKER! (gave that godly posed with the imaginery lights shining above)

Hyori: That's great, I'm happy for you!! (applause along with the others)

G-Dragon: (bow) Ah thank you thank you, I know it's really tacky for your eyes but I think it's time for something new in music and I think I can be that one...Who can be the king of it all

Seung Ri: more like the king of the Metro homos

G-Dragon: (sigh) I'll always love you Seung Ri...Alright that's it for now! Love it or hate it, I'm ready for the world!

Dae Sung: Good luck blondie

Finished: July 1st 2010, 8:44PM