AN:  Yo hold up, hold up, hold up, okay, hold up
You see a bad coming through, yo, what's the hold up?
I'm in that new new, me and Nunu when I roll up
I told the velet, "Park the Benz and bring the Rolls up"
Yo hold up, hold up, hold up, okay, hold up! 💥☢

 

 

🌈 Hola hola,  just jamming to Good Form cuz I'm in a good form.🦄 It's June lovely hoomans and we are getting our most awaited comeback soon.

I HOPE MY PARENTS CAN BE OUT OF DUNGEON SOON  ❤💙💚💛💜  OTP 5 COMING Y'ALL ✊

 

HAPPY WENRENE DAY ❤💙 🐰🐹 🍊🍉 ☀🌙

 

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Irene: You don't plan to marry me? 

 

...........................................................

 

Wendy: I value my life

 

Irene: What does that supposed to mean? 

 

Wendy: I'm scared that I won't be alive to marry you 

 

Irene: You are not going to die

 

Wendy: Says you, who threatens to kill me every day. 

 

Irene: Stop flirting with others then

 

Wendy: It's not flirting, it's complementing 

 

Irene: You didn't have dinner with Sejeong, on my birthday? 

 

Wendy: It was just a dinner 

 

Irene: ON MY BIRTHDAY?!

 

Wendy: I already apologized to you. It wasn't just us but the whole staff and crew

 

Irene: Not my point. 

 

Wendy: My point is, you can't just call Sejeong and ask her to stay away from me. 

 

Irene: Your point? Sejeong is such a pretty and nice girl. Isn't she? 

 

Wendy: Yes, she is. 

 

Irene: Why don't you ask her out? 

 

Everyone is shooketh ⊙_⊙

 

Wendy: What are you saying?

 

Irene: She would be ecstatic to say yes. 

 

Wendy: Unnie, stop. 

 

Irene: Why not ask our backup dancer to be your backup partner? 

 

Wendy: Listen, Joohyun. I'm sorry. Stop all this nonsense.

 

Irene: Then WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME?  

 

*on the verge of crying and dramatically leaves the room*

 

Wendy: Unnie, unnie, wait...  *runs after her*

 

Yeri: This uncertain mood swings are signs of early aging 

 

Joy: Aren't you 22?

 

Seulgi: How do you know so much about aging? 

 

Yeri: Shut up and focus on the scene 

 

Joy: If my unnie cries, you won't be alive to wipe your tears dry. 

 

Seulgi: I have a nice place to hide the body

 

Yeri: What?! Nothing will happen. They are too much in love. Just watch. Popcorn anyone? 

 

Joy and Seulgi just glares and snatches the popcorn out of her hand and the soda too. 

 

~~~~~~~~~~After 10 mins~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Seulgi: Are they alright? Shall I go and see? 

 

Joy: Leave them to sort it out themselves. 

Intruding might lead the situation to worsen. 

 

Seulgi: Yeah, you are right. Let's wait here. 

 

Yeri meanwhile is at the door trying to eavesdrop. 

 

~~hmmphh... Ahhh... Yahhhh...ughhhmm.. ~~

 

Yeri, says with a disgusted face: This is not the scene I was talking about 

 

Seulgi: What happened? 

 

Joy: They happened 

 

Yeri: I was hoping for more drama 

 

Joy: She is a human, I doubt 

 

Seulgi: The place is still available, no one will ever know 

 

Yeri: And you are a human? 

 

Seulgi: I'm a bear who is about to dispose your dead body 

 

Yeri: What did I even do to you? 

 

Joy: You didn't, they did, but you are behind everything.

 

Yeri: Speak human you chick. 

 

Joy: In simple words,  it's Seulgi unnie's room

 

Yeri: *gulps in horror* Unnie I'll clean your room and will buy your snacks for a whole week. 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~Out of nowhere.~~~~~~~~~~~    

 

~~AHHH! SEUNGWAN...hMm.. stOP.. aahh~~

 

Seulgi: Make it 2

Yeri: 2?!

 

~~Yah! Hmm... I'M STILL PUTING JOY FOR ADOPTION...agghhh~~~~

 

*cricket sound and muffled moans can be heard in the background*  -_-||

 

Joy: ............

 

Seulgi: .......

 

Yeri:.........

 

Joy: Room and snack for 3 weeks

 

Yeri: WTF NOO

 

Joy: I have a knife 

 

Seulgi: I have a place 

 

Yeri: I have a body 

 

~~~~~YERI-AH I WILL KILL YOU!...Ughh... YAAHHH...~~~~~

 

Joy: Wendy unnie has a very high pitched voice 

 

Seulgi: They both have. 

 

Yeri: And at night it's 10x amplified 

 

Joy: You are not allowed to speak 

 

Yeri: Why not? 

 

Seulgi: You only speak rubbish 

 

Yeri: Because of me they have so much action. 

 

Joy: I'm more interested in the thriller, Stabbing stupid turtle. 

 

Seulgi: I'm more interested in adventure, hiding dead turtle. 

 

Yeri: I'm more interested in horror, the soul of a dead turtle

 

~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the room *coughs* Seulgi's room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Irene: Get off me 

 

Wendy: You like it when I top

 

Irene: I do, but I love it when you go low

 

Wendy: How low? 

 

Irene: slow 

 

Wendy: Like this? 

 

Irene: ahhh...OMG plz stop 

 

Wendy: Nope, unless you say the word 

 

Irene: Don't make me say it 

 

Wendy: You are not the one in power here

 

Irene: Ahhh. Seung-wan...  I-I...ahh

 

Wendy: Yes?.. 

 

Irene: I'm a jealous girlfriend 

 

Wendy: and? 

 

Irene: No... Ahhhh... Unnnnooo... StoooPp

 

Wendy: And? 

 

Irene: ....hpmh... imabottom. 

 

Wendy: I didn't hear you. *smirks*

 

Irene: *groans* You gonna regret thi-aaahhhh

 

Wendy: What were you saying? 

 

Irene: Unnnhhhhgwaaad... I'M A BOTTOM.  there I said it, now stop.

 

Wendy: Rare times when I get you powerless under me  *smirks*

 

Irene: I'll make sure next ti-aaahhh stopp

 

Wendy: .......... *smiles*

 

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