Wedding Planner
WENRENE ft RV
*Some random sunday morning inside the RV dorm*
Irene: Good morning, Joy.
Joy: Good morning, unnie
Irene: Did you sleep well?
Joy: Yeah, I did. How about you?
Irene: Good.
Joy: hmm just good?
Irene: What?
Joy: We don't have soundproof walls, you know *smirks*
Irene: *blushes* nothing much happened
Joy: But you wished for much more
Irene: Stop it.
Joy: Okay-okay. What are you doing?
Irene : Wendy and I-
Joy : Are getting married??
Irene : No we-
Joy : Sit down! *takes out her planner*
Joy : I already got the whole thing planned since 2012
Irene : What!!... Wai-
*Seulgi entering the room*
Seulgi : REALLY!!!!
Joy: YAASS! REALLY!
*somewhere around the dorm a loud voice could be heard*
WTF! YOU OLDIES DOING?! IT'S 8 IN THE ING MORNING! STFU! LEMME SLEEP
AN: you'll know her •_•
Seulgi: *gasp* Omg she swears a lot .
Joy: Who does that little think she is? Calling me oldie? I'm more younger than her lazy crackhead
*Wendy entering the room with a spatula*
Wendy: What now?
Seulgi: What are you cooking?
Wendy: Pancakes.
Seulgi: Pancakes only?
Wendy: Just pancakes
Seulgi: OH, will that be enough?
Wendy: For you? Yes
Seulgi: Why not something spicy with sweet?
Wendy: Like?
Seulgi: Fried rice
Joy: Who the s eat fried rice in the morning?
Wendy: Why do your daughters have such a foul mouth?
Irene: I don't ing have a daughter
Wendy: Well…
Seulgi: So you gonna cook?
Wendy: I'm already doing that
Seulgi: I meant the fried rice
Wendy: No
Seulgi: Why not?
Wendy: cuz I don't want to
Seulgi: *giving puppy eyes* pleaassssee
Wendy: ahh.. Umh
Irene: Seulgi, go cook for yourself and Joy can help you *glares*
Seulgi: *pouts* I don't like what I cook
Wendy: They both are disasters, not entering my kitchen. Nope, no, never.
Joy: Unnie, I'm kinda busy here. You look, I have a wedding to plan
Wendy: Wedding?
Seulgi: Yes. I already have the menu ready
Joy: Wow. Hope you didn't forget to add chicken nuggets and fries.
Seulgi: It's the first thing on my list
Joy: You are the best, bear unnie.
*Irene has a headache coming and Wendy's confusion has reached to space*
Wendy: Who would even hire you for the wedding… I bet not even for a funeral.
Joy: You don't know how talented I am. *tosses hair which end up hitting Seulgi in the eyes*
Seulgi: Why do you always hit me? Why me?
Joy: You're always in the way, not my fault. Protect yourself.
Wendy: Whose wedding is it?
Joygi: Irene Unnie!
Wendy: Ok-.. wai-whWhat?
Joygi: *nodes*
Wendy: Love, what are they talking about?
Irene: I don't even know myself
Joy: I have been planning this for a while
Wendy: What?
Joy: We should also invite your exes unnie
Wendy: I don't have one
Joy: But unnie does
Seulgi: You do?
Irene: I do?
Joy: Save it for the wedding unnie. Yep will call that guy you dated in high school, your purple crush, suho and bog-
*Wendy started to sulk after hearing those names she hated, felt insecure.*
Irene: STOP! They are not even my exes. Me and that guy just dated and it was mutual, no feelings. I didn't have any purple crush, she was very nice to me regardless of how awkward I was. Suho was a rumor and Bogum was just a work partner.
*Irene looked at Wendy to see if it was enough explanation, she knew how Wendy felt so low comparing herself to her aligned rumoured lovers*
Joy: I'm also inviting Wendy unnie from your exes list
Wendy: Me? Wendy Shon? As in Seungwan Wendy Son?
Irene: What the is Wendy doing in that list?
Wendy: *on the verge of crying* A-am I-I not the o-one you are marrying?
Joy: *mumbles* so dumb for being a smart one in the group
Seulgi: *nodes*
Irene: What! Noo
Wendy: No?
Joy: Technically, Wendy unnie you will be her ex-girlfriend after marriage.
Seulgi: Yeah. Great Logic!
*Irene runs towards Wendy and cups her cheeks (top cheeks) *
Irene: OMG No. You're the one I'm marrying. Only you. Wendy Son.
Wendy : Really?
Irene: umm yeah, really
Wendy : *pouts* you are not sure?
Irene: I am very very sure and I'll make sure you know that. *looks with burning intensity*
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