AN: Hello my lovely people, how are you all doing?  *crying in wenrene drought* 

 

Here's a little gift from me to you all my beautiful hoomans out there ❤💙💚💛💜

 

Plot:  Once upon a time there lived a happy couple with their three children in the deep forest, JK. 

 

Nothing is better than stirring drama. *sips 🍵*

 

~~~~~Out of nowhere on a fine Sunday~~~~~

 

Yeri, kissing wendy: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WENDY UNNIE

 

Irene raised her eyebrows while sipping her tea on the sofa 

 

Wendy: The moments like this, never be forgotten. *smiles*

 

Irene eyes Wendy 

 

Wendy:... (coughs) 

 

Wendy: But with a good therapist, hopefully, I can. 

 

 Irene smiles at Wendy 

 

Yeri: Can what? 

 

Wendy: Can forget.

 

Yeri, whispering: Irene unnie is here? 

 

Wendy: yes

 

Turns around and looks back at Irene then smirks.

 

Yeri: But I'm your daughter, right? 

 

Wendy: You think I'm your mother? 

 

Yeri: More like Mommy

 

Wendy: OMG! 

 

Irene looking curiously 

 

Yeri: My mistake, more like a Daddy 

 

Wendy: OMG! Kim Yerim!

 

Yeri: Yah that's me and stop overreacting 

 

Wendy: Do you even know what you are saying? 

 

Yeri: Words? 

 

Wendy:  That's rubbish, Yeri. Total rubbish. 

 

Yeri: So I ain't your daughter? 

 

Wendy: You never were in the first place. 

 

Yeri: So whose daughter am I? 

 

Wendy: Are you serious? 

 

Yeri: Do I look like I'm joking 

 

Wendy: What in the world! Your parents!

 

Yeri: But you said I ain't your daughter.

 

Wendy: Excuse me but you are not my daughter. I'm not your parent.

 

Yeri on the verge of crying: If not yours, then whose? 

 

Wendy: Are you like high or something? 

 

Yeri: I'm not high but yes I understand everything is higher than you. 

 

Irene muffles her giggles when Wendy gives her a warning look. 

 

Yeri notices the exchange between them. 

 

Wendy: I'm gonna smack you so good

 

Yeri: Don't you do that to Irene unnie every night? 

 

Irene chokes on her tea

 

Wendy gets flabbergasted 

 

Wendy: ...WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING YOU SENSELESS EVIL TURTLE!

 

Yeri: You should rap in our next album 

 

Wendy: Will do. Are you done?

 

Yeri: Who are my parents?

 

Wendy: Mr. and Mrs. Kim. 

 

Yeri: You sure?

 

Wendy: 100% sure. 

 

Yeri: You ain't my mama?

 

Wendy: I ain't your mama

 

Yeri: But everyone says I'm your and unnies' daughter. Are they lying? 

 

Wendy: You were not that small when you joined us and you are an adult now. Do I look like a middle-aged lady to you? 

 

Yeri: So you think Irene unnie looks like a middle-aged lady? 

Irene chokes again 

 

Wendy: What?! No!.

 

Yeri: That's offensive unnie.

 

Wendy: She is not. 

 

 Yeri: yes, Irene unnie is a grandma. 

 

Irene can't breath 

 

Wendy: What are you even saying? 

 

Yeri: I always knew you like older women. I can list them even if I'm dead drunk. Wow and now you are living your fantasy dating a grandma, a beautiful one though... 

 

Irene got irritated by the word grandma 

 

Wendy trying to save herself from another upcoming headache. 

 

Wendy: Stop this nonsense. You are like a fanservice child to us. 

 

Yeri: Is that even a thing? 

 

Wendy: Yes. 

 

Yeri: So you are my fanservice parents? 

 

Wendy: Yes 

 

Yeri: So your relationship is fanservice? 

 

Wendy: Yes. 

 

Yeri: So you don't like Irene unnie? 

 

Wendy: Yes

 

Yeri: Oh

 

Wendy: ......

 

Wendy: What? No-no! Wh-what ar-re you-u saying hahaha 

 

Wendy: I mean y-yes n-not I don't li-like her bu-Nooo I like her... It's like you we like you-me hahaha *sweating*

 

Yeri: why are you stuttering and laughing ur signature awkward laugh?

 

Yeri : *dramatic gasp* Everything was fanservice; your relationship too. *fakes wiping tear*

 

 Irene places her cup way too loud for everyone to shut up

 

Wendy internally screams.

 

Yeri breaks out into a big evil smile, entering the kitchen to get some popcorn and soda, she sees Joy making coffee. 

 

"Why do you always start drama between them?" Joy asks, looking back at the couple while shaking her head at yeri.