6:32 PM

Taehyung:
What the am I doing in my house in Gangnam?

Jungkook:
Your house? Last time I checked, that's a conjugal property between you and your wife. Hence, the right possessive pronoun should be "our".

Taehyung:
You talk a lot. You didn't even answer my question!

Jungkook:
Well, you were stupid drunk to remember how much you begged me to drop you off your house in Gangnam.

Taehyung:
no! That's not true

Jungkook:
Of course not. And what would I get if I lie anyway?

Taehyung:
Well, you get the delight to laugh at my misery.

Jungkook:
Dude, you're gross. But I haven't even told you the best part yet.

Taehyung:
What?!

Jungkook:
Jisoo was concerned and worried last night

Taehyung:
Not true

Jungkook:
Yes true

Taehyung:
Idc

Jungkook:
You don't care huh? You're the one who drunk texted her, idiot. She was the one who called me to pick you up from that soju bar.

Taehyung:
Whatever

Jungkook:
Whatever? Lol. Admit it. You're probably leaping in joy and happiness

Taehyung:
And why would I?

Jun