MC Chu [16:02]

Hey Jennie

MC Chu [17:20]

You there?

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:10]

Hi Jisoo

I was working

Sorry for the late reply

MC Chu [18:12]

No

I'm Sorry

Didn't want to bother you

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:13]

You never bother me

Except that time when you sent me angry drunk messages about a blonde gorilla eating your chicken

What was that about anyway?  I never asked ㅋㅋ

MC Chu [18:13]

Oh well

I was talking about my friend Lisa

She ate my last chicken wing

She said it wasn't her but I don't think so

I call her monkey because she only uses the monkey emoji

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:14]

I'm not surprised you have odd friends

MC Chu [18:15]

Not all of them are odd!

There is also a chipmunk she is normal

Although she threatened to bombard me with holy water bombs if I don't get to know you

So that's what I'm trying to do now

MC Chu [18:15]

Not like that wasn't my plan from the beginning

I would have tried either way

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:16]

I already sent you my nudes

What else do you want to get to know?

You just need to tell me 😉

MC Chu [18:17]

Stop distracting me!

I'm trying to be serious here 😣

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:17]

Fine

Try then 

MC Chu [18:18]

So

I told you I was an author, that means I don't really go out to work often

What are you doing?

You said you had to work?

Is there a time I shouldn't message you?

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:20]

Um...I'm

A manager...Yeah a manager!

That's why I have irregular work schedules

Message me whenever

I have my phone with me all the time

I can't guarantee to answer right away tho

Sometimes I'm busy talking or stuff

MC Chu [18:21]

I see!

That does sound busy

Irregular schedules can be stressful take it easy

Whom are you managing if you don't mind me asking?

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:22]

Eh 

Humans usually

MC Chu [18:22]

Very funny Jennie

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:23]

It's no joke

I really work with humans whether you believe me or not

MC Chu [18:24]

😑

Can you tell me what kind of human beings?

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:26]

Models

MC Chu [18:26]

Cool 😯

Do I know any of them?

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:27]

You probably don't

MC Chu [18:27]

I could search them up!

Tell me their names! 😆

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:28]

I can't answer this question

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:28]

Ah wait

Kim

or Park

Their last names are probably Kim or Park

MC Chu [18:29]

I don't understand Jennie

Probably?

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:30]

You see... I don't know their names

MC Chu [18:31]

But

You are their manager

How can you not know their names??? 🤨

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:31]

Well what can I say?

I really at my job ㅠㅠ

MC Chu [18:31]

Learn their names Jennie! 

Poor girls or boys ㅋㅋㅋ

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:32]

They don't need me to know them

As long as I make everyone else know them

MC Chu [18:32]

....That actually makes sense

Jennie 👅🔥 [18:32]

Of course it does 😎

Any other questions, miss curious?

MC Chu [18:32]

Um

Yeah

...There actually is something

Jennie👅🔥 [18:32]

Spit it out sweetie

MC Chu [18:33]

Sooooo... Eh...

I highly doubt it...But–

You are no minor, are you?

And also a woman right...?

Jennie👅🔥 [18:32]

hOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A WOMAN? 😲

I mean my nudes that clearly show my s and totally didn't give it away

You must have done some kind of smartass analysis of the way I write

Now I see how you could write a crime novel

Detective material right here

MC Chu [18:32]

Jennieeee 😣

Jennie👅🔥 [18:32]

Do not worry

You are no predator

I'm an all grown woman

MC Chu [18:33]

Phew

Me too

How old are you?

Jennie👅🔥 [18:32]

I'm 23 years young

You?

MC Chu [18:33]

Oh so you are younger than me

24

Jennie👅🔥 [18:33]

It's just one year

I believe you can bear that Jisoo

Oh wait

Jisoo *unnie 🙂

MC Chu [18:34]

You don't have to call me unnie!

I like you being informal towards me

Jennie👅🔥 [18:35] 

I know you do 🤤

MC Chu [18:35]

You are starting to seem more and more like a child to me

Jennie👅🔥 [18:35]

Really?

Do you want me to call you mommy? 😋

MC Chu [18:37]

I– 

Jennie👅🔥 [18:38]

Cat caught your tongue?

Jennie👅🔥 [18:38]

Btw

I'm the cat 😛

*Jennie 👅🔥 is calling*

Accept

Decline