This demands holy water

it started with nudes (don't let it end)

Jisoo poured milk in her bowl full of cereals before she gathered it in her spoon and swallowed it down.

“–And her voice,“ Jisoo gushed. “I don't really know how to describe it because it's like really amazingly unique, it's so thin and clear, yet it sounds powerful and full of money.“

Lisa took a bite of her bread before she gave Jisoo a questioning look. “...How can a voice sound full of money...?“

Jisoo sighed. “If you heard her voice you would understand. People who didn't hear her voice could never get it.“

Lisa rolled her eyes. “Well, then show me.“

“Hell no.“ Jisoo shook her head instantly. There was no way she would ever show them someone else. It was not theirs to hear. It was for her.

“Why not?“ She laid her bread down. “What could she have possibly said that you don't want me to hear?“

“Shut up Limario.“ Jisoo took another spoon cereals in .

“Please unnie, please, please, please, please, please–“

“We were ting!“ She blurted out too loudly.

Right then Rosé came in. She didn't really live here but she had a key and invited herself over all the time. Best friend privilege you could say.

“You what!?“ Rosé panicked, drifting her eyes from Jisoo to Lisa. “Like you two?!“

“No Rosie–“ Lisa started but her voice didn't break through Rosé's upset state.

“Oh dear lord please forgive them.“ She started doing a silent prayer. “They are good people but stupid people. I'm sure it was just a joke.“

She walked to the sink, filled two cups with water and poured it over each of their heads.

“What hell?!“

“Rosie!“

“No, no, no,“ She ignored their complaints and kept pouring until the cups were empty. “Not enough! We need more.“

“Um,“ Jisoo stood up and grabbed her wrist before she could splash them with more water. “What exactly are you doing...“

Rosé sighed. “Of course you two don't have holy water, so I had to compensate.“

Lisa just had to burst into a fit of giggles after hearing that. She then pointed at Jisoo. “I didn't do anything. Jisoo unnie is the one who needs to get bathed in holy water.“

Jisoo gave her a look. “You better be quiet Limario, I have so much dirt on you–“

“Okay, okay,“ Lisa swatted her hands in a stopping motion. “I'll be quiet.“

“So you two didn't...“ Rosé stated in realization. She sounded somewhat happy, almost smiling and Jisoo couldn't tell why.

“Wait, if you two didn't,“ Her eyes widened at her own assumption.“ Then unnie and-“

“Jisoo unnie and the hot girl!“ Lisa squealed. “Her name is Jennie!“

“Oh.“ Rosé then quickly shook the smile off her face. “Hold on...“ Her eyes drifted to Jisoo. “Unnie! You can't just do that with a stranger!“

Jisoo took a napkin to slightly wipe the water off her before she handed a few to Lisa. “...You sound just like Dalgom....“ Jisoo mumbled.

Rosé looked puzzled. “I sound like Dalgomie..? How? Was I too loud?“

Jisoo slumped herself on the chair and Rosé took one next to her, in front of Lisa. “No, that's not it. He was telling me the same.“

Rosé immediately went for the food on the table and munched the bread with jam. “He told... you... not to... text... that person...?“ She said inbetween bites.

“Yes!“ She looked frustrated. “Can you believe he has the audacity to say something like that when he smells other dogs tails the moment his eyes land on them? Such a gay dog, he learnt from the best, after all.“

“Dogs are like that you know,“ Lisa giggled. “And this is one wise ahjussi,“ She pointed to the sleeping Dalgom. “As lazy as he is.“

Again Rosé seemed like the only one weirded out. “Am I really the only one who thinks talking about Dalgomie like he can talk is odd...?“ She said to no one but herself because she indeed was.

“Anyway,“ Lisa started. “You are not going to stop, are you unnie?“ She asked knowingly.

“Nope.“ Jisoo popped the 'p'.

Rosé tried to reason with her at least. Changing her mind is useless, she knows that much. Jisoo can be so stubborn. “Then try to get to know her first before doing stuff that requires me to throw holy water bombs at you two dorks.“

Jisoo chuckled. “Yeah, I should do that but please do not bombard me with water bombs.“

“Holy water bombs.“ Rosé corrected.

“...W-Why me too?“ Lisa added nervously.

 

Like this story? Give it an Upvote!
Thank you!

Comments

You must be logged in to comment
theoriginalhigh19 #1
Chapter 21: this is literally comedy gold with the right amount of uwu and awesomeness too. IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE READING THIS LMAO
mikaiori #2
I'll reread this in the future. I love it, thanks authornim! 🤍
Craazy_hippo
#3
nice new cover :D
Pallas
#4
Chapter 27: Omg I totally love reading this story!!!! It was so goooodddd thank you so much author-nim!! 💜
blueeyedcondemned #5
Love!
Craazy_hippo
#6
Chapter 21: ....poor Mino oppa?
Craazy_hippo
#7
Chapter 13: LMAO dis is making my day
Craazy_hippo
#8
Chapter 3: The time for each text is so realistic lmao! Every time I text my gf, she has to take two minutes to respond... I don't even know what she's doing at that point, cuz she's online, just not typing. But I can respond almost instantly to HER messages. Is she busy messaging other people? Guess this will always be a mystery to me :/
Craazy_hippo
#9
lmao this looks promising! gonna read later today maybe...
YehSusan #10
Chapter 25: I can't stop laughing at joohyun's doing HAHAHAHAH tf. She literally burned the car HAHAHAH