ChinaSheep created the "Attack, don't pretend." group chat.

ChinaSheep changed his username to DaddyXing

DaddyXing added SuhoTheBoss to the group chat.

DaddyXing: Helloooo. 

SuhoTheBoss left the group chat.

DaddyXing added SuhoTheBoss to the group chat.

DaddyXing: Don't leave.

SuhoTheBoss: No. You can't have your job back, Yixing. 

DaddyXing: That's not what I want. 

SuhoTheBoss: That username is riddiculous. 

DaddyXing: Wait.. don't leave.

SuhoTheBoss: That conversation name doesn't make any sense. Does that mean you want to attack me?! oh, the nerve. 

SuhoTheBoss left the group chat.

DaddyXing added SuhoTheBoss to the group chat.

DaddyXing: Wait! Stop leaving. I just want to talk...

SuhoTheBoss: Fine. What are you doing right now? 

DaddyXing: Well I just bought the newest exo magazine! How about you? 

SuhoTheBoss: Texting the iest, cutest man in the entire world. 

DaddyXing: Oh... Boss... Oh god... So cute 😚😚

SuhoTheBoss: Yeah, but he's not replying so I'm texting you instead. 

DaddyXing: Omg.. I thought... I... Gosh, nevermind. 

SuhoTheBoss: What?

DaddyXing: Forget it... 

DaddyXing left the group chat.

SuhoTheBoss added DaddyXing to the group chat.

ERROR 404: The contact you are trying to reach, it's not available. 

SuhoTheBoss: What the hell?!

SuhoTheBoss just saved a screenshot of this conversation.

SuhoTheBoss added ParkDeadYeol to the group chat.

SuhoTheBoss added BaekhyunIsTheBest to the group chat.

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Yo Yo! My cousin, my bro! 

ParkDeadYeol: Sup Boss. 

SuhoTheBoss: Guys...something happened with Yixing... 

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Did he try to eat through his nose again? God... that kid. 

ParkDeadYeol: He's older than you, Baek. 

BaekhyunIsTheBest: He is older than me, his brain's not. 

ParkDeadYeol: True. 

SuhoTheBoss: No... Look at this. 

SuhoTheBoss just shared a screenshot! 

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Oh !

ParkDeadYeol: Omg he even blocked you. 

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Suho! How could you? 

ParkDeadYeol: Yeah man, that was not cool. 

ParkDeadYeol: If Baekhyun did that to me I would die!

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Why me?

ParkDeadYeol: Oh, it was just an example. Yeah... that was it. I... I'll be right back. 

ParkDeadYeol is now away. 

SuhoTheBoss: Baekhyun... What did I do? I don't understand. 

BaekhyunIsTheBest: He thought you were talking about him, Suho. 

SuhoTheBoss: Oh ...

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Yap. That's what I said. 

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Who were you texting anyway?

SuhoTheBoss: No one...

BaekhyunIsTheBest: Suho...

SuhoTheBoss: No one! It was just a joke! I didn't expect him to react like that. 

BaekhyunIsTheBest changed his username to ByunTheCounselor. 

SuhoTheBoss: Idiot.

ByunTheCounselor: What? It looked apropriate. 

KS joined the group chat. 

KS: Why is Yixing in our office and why is he crying?

KS: Tell him to go away!

KS: Guys!

KS: Seriously! He's blowing his nose on the plants! 

KS: Ew, I'm not cleaning that. 

KS: Can I kill him?

SuhoTheBoss: No!

KS: Fine, I'll just break his nose a little bit. 

ByunTheCounselor: Do Kyungsoo!

KS is now away.

SuhoTheBoss: Oh my God! 

ByunTheCounselor: Holly Cheese!

SuhoTheBoss: Baekhyun do something! I'm not in the office! 

SuhoTheBoss: Baek...?

SuhoTheBoss: !!!!

ByunTheCounselor is now away.

SuhoTheBoss: BAEKHYUN I SWEAT TO GOD!