SehunLovesVivi created the "GUESS WHO'S BACK" group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added JonginDancingMachine to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added SatanSoo to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added MinseokRefrigerator to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added ChanyeolTheKing to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added HusbandJunmyeon to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added IChooseLu to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added QueenBaekhyun to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added Yixing...Wife? to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added PandaTaoFu to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi: Guess who got a new phone! 

SatanSoo: Seriously? 

SatanSoo: I'm too tired for this. 

MinseokRefrigerator: Boss, you literally just took a three hour nap. 

SatanSoo: Yet I'm still tired as . 

SatanSoo: Maybe because I have a stupid, good for nothing assistant that decided to wake me up. 

MinseokRefrigerator: You're too young to be that tired, Kyungsoo. 

SatanSoo: Well...

SatanSoo: You're too old to be alive yet here we are, Grandpa.

SehunLovesVivi: Guyssss.

SehunLovesVivi: Guess who got a new phone! 

JonginDancingMachine: My window is now in danger. 

MinseokRefrigerator: I have never been so insulted in my entire life. 

QueenBaekhyun: Seriously? 

ChanyeolTheKing: You don't listen much, do you? 

QueenBaekhyun: Yeah, Junmyeon hyung insults you all the time. 

ChanyeolTheKing: all.the.time

JonginDancingMachine: Literally all the time. 

SehunLovesVivi: Yeah, time. 

MinseokRefrigerator: ...

PandaTaoFu: I give up...

PandaTaoFu: You don't even know how much I regret giving you guys my number. 

PandaTaoFu: You keep adding me to this useless chat rooms.

IChooseLu: See that red button on the top left of the screen? 

IChooseLu: Feel free to press it and leave. 

IChooseLu: Seriously, it's free. 

ChanyeolTheKing: OHHHHHHHHH

SatanSoo: I'm so proud. 

QueenBaekhyun: OMG! 

SehunLovesVivi: Can't guess it? Me! I got a new phone! 

QueenBaekhyun: LUHAN JUST DISSED TAO! 

JonginDancingMachine: Leave my window alone, Sehun. 

JonginDancingMachine: The door is open. 

QueenBaekhyun: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN EYES. 

HusbandJunmyeon: Who drank all the coffee?

HusbandJunmyeon: I literally bought it yesterday. 

SatanSoo: That was me. 

HusbandJunmyeon: What do you need so much coffee for? 

SatanSoo: I promise I didn't touch it.

SatanSoo: Minseok did it. 

MinseokRefrigerator: You asked me to get you coffee ten times!

MinseokRefrigerator: That's literally my job! 

MinseokRefrigerator: I'm your assistant! 

SatanSoo: It was necessary. 

SatanSoo: Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak. 

SatanSoo: Especially when I'm working next to Park Chanyeol. 

ChanyeolTheKing: What the hell did I do now? 

SatanSoo: Nothing.

SatanSoo: Your overall existence annoys me. 

SatanSoo: That's all. 

QueenBaekhyun: Why though?

QueenBaekhyun: Yeol is so cute. 

SatanSoo: And I'm the queen of England. 

JonginDancingMachine: Well to be honest you would look good in pink. 

SatanSoo: Your nose would look good broken. 

Yixing...Wife?: There's a thunderstorm coming tonight. 

HusbandJunmyeon: So what? 

HusbandJunmyeon: It doesn't rain inside our house, honey. 

Yixing...Wife?: I know but it's just so scary. 

SehunLovesVivi: Speak for yourself. 

SehunLovesVivi: I have no fears. 

QueenBaekhyun: What if one day you woke up and Kyungsoo was taller than you? 

SehunLovesVivi: I have one fear. 

ChanyeolTheKing: And I'll add that to the list of mine. 

SehunLovesVivi: Anyway...

SehunLovesVivi: I'm going to bed now. 

JonginDancingMachine: It's three in the afternoon. 

SehunLovesVivi: Time isn't real. 

HusbandJunmyeon: Baekhyun

HusbandJunmyeon: I'm confused about the photoshoot you submitted to my email this morning. 

HusbandJunmyeon: Why do you have holes in your jeans?

HusbandJunmyeon: You need to fix them. 

QueenBaekhyun: Well why don't you go and fix the holes in your relationship, boss? 

Yixing...Wife?: WE HAVE HOLES?! 

HusbandJunmyeon: No, Yixing. We don't.

Yixing...Wife?: DOES THAT MEAN IT'LL RAIN INSIDE THE HOUSE?! 

Yixing...Wife?: I'M GOING TO DIE. 

HusbandJunmyeon: Omg... 

SatanSoo: Question

SatanSoo: How do you play hard to get when you're already hard to want? 

JonginDancingMachine: You're not hard to want. 

JonginDancingMachine: I wouldn't mind having you. 

SatanSoo: Thank you, but I wasn't talking about myself. 

QueenBaekhyun: OMG Kim Jongin did you just... 

ChanyeolTheKing: Confess his obvious crush on satan?

ChanyeolTheKing: Yeah he did. 

ChanyeolTheKing: About god damn time. 

QueenBaekhyun: Y'all playing with my feelings today! 

Yixing...Wife?: Luhan hyung

Yixing...Wife?: Why do your selfies all look the same? 

IChooseLu: Omg Yixing, you're right.

IChooseLu: It's almost like I'm the same person in all of my selfies! 

QueenBaekhyun: OMGGG

QueenBaekhyun: HE WAS SASSY TWICE IN THE SAME CONVERSATION 

SatanSoo: You're enjoying this way too much. 

QueenBaekhyun: Awww our little soo is upset. 

QueenBaekhyun: Poor little soo, tickle tickle tickle. 

SatanSoo: Tickle me a single time and I'll tickle you back with a chainsaw. 

PandaTaoFu is now away.

IChooseLu: Oh, look.

IChooseLu: He found the button. 

QueenBaekhyun: OMGGG

QueenBaekhyun: LUHAN I LOVE YOU 

ChanyeolTheKing: NO YOU DON'T! 

SehunLovesVivi: NO YOU DON'T! 

IChooseLu: ???

QueenBaekhyun: Wtf