ChenStar created the "Minseok is Bae" group chat.

ChenStar added MinseokRefrigerator to the group chat.
 

MinseokRefrigerator changed his username to KimMinseok

ChenStar changed his username to KimJongdae

KimJongdae: I'm on the train right now.

KimJongdae: I'll probably be there in ten minutes.

KimJongdae: I'll wait inside the coffee shop

KimMinseok: Babe...

KimMinseok: Are you sure about this?

KimMinseok: I mean adopting a baby is a big responsability

KimMinseok: I didn't even tell the boys we got married yet

KimMinseok: Junmyeon will make Kyungsoo fire me for sure.

KimJongdae: I want to start a family with you

KimJongdae: I make enough money to support you and the baby

KimJongdae: We'll be fine

KimJongdae: Getting off the train now. I love you.

KimMinseok: Ok... Love you too.

JonginDancingMachine created the "😔" group chat.

JonginDancingMachine added SatanSoo to the group chat.
 

JonginDancingMachine changed his username to KimJongin

SatanSoo changed his username to DoKyungSoo

KimJongin: Please tell me it isn't true 😔💔

DoKyungSoo: It isn't true.

KimJongin: Oh thank god.

KimJongin: Sehun told me you were going to enlist earlier.

KimJongin: I got so scared.

KimJongin: I'ma kill that brat as soon as I get to the office.

DoKyungSoo: Oh

DoKyungSoo: That

DoKyungSoo: That is true

KimJongin: Hyung wtf

KimJongin: Are you that mad at me?

KimJongin: Do you hate me that much?

DoKyungSoo: Hate is a strong word

DoKyungSoo: It is accurate

DoKyungSoo: But strong

KimJongin: 💔😭

DoKyungSoo: ...

KimJongin: Hyung I really care about you

KimJongin: Please don't leave

KimJongin: I'm sorry if I ever hurt you

DoKyungSoo: ...

DoKyungSoo: It's too late. Alreay enlisted

KimJongin: When will you leave?

DoKyungSoo: Tomorrow morning

KimJongin:

KimJongin:

KimJongin: Fml

KimJongin: Have diner with me tonight

KimJongin: Please

KimJongin: I beg you

DoKyungSoo: If I say yes will you stop texting me?

KimJongin: Yes

KimJongin: Anything

DoKyungSoo: Pick me up at eight.

QueenBaekhyun created the "I'm a rich MOTHERER" group chat.

QueenBaekhyun added ChanyeolTheKing to the group chat.

QueenBaekhyun added HusbandJunmyeon to the group chat.

QueenBaekhyun added IChooseLu to the group chat.

QueenBaekhyun added SehunLovesVivi to the group chat.

QueenBaekhyun added Yixing...Wife? to the group chat.

QueenBaekhyun added PandaTaoFu to the group chat.

QueenBaekhyun changed his username to ByunBaekhyun

ChanyeolTheKing changed his username to ParkChanyeol

HusbandJunmyeon changed his username to KimJunmyeon

IChooseLu changed his username to XiaoLuhan

SehunLovesVivi changed his username to OhSehun

Yixing...Wife? changed his username to YixingZhang

PandaTaoFu changed his username to HuangZitao

ByunBaekhyun: Now listen up you ungrateful pigs

ByunBaekhyun: Minseok just quitted his job

ByunBaekhyun: Jongin and Soo are nowhere to be found

ByunBaekhyun: And me being the amazing person that I am

ByunBaekhyun: I'm buying all of you losers coffee

XiaoLuhan: Thank you!

XiaoLuhan: 🤩

ParkChanyeol: I don't like coffee

ParkChanyeol: Can I have ice cream instead?

ByunBaekhyun: Ugh

ByunBaekhyun: You're lucky I like bad boys.

ParkChanyeol: I'm not a bad boy...

ByunBaekhyun: Oh, trust me

ByunBaekhyun: You are bad

ByunBaekhyun: At everything

ParkChanyeol: Was that a compliment?

HuangZitao: You're my savior

HuangZitao: i was this close -> <-

HuangZitao: To kicking Sehun in the face

HuangZitao: Stupid kid keeps making derp faces towards the security cameras

OhSehun: I want bubble tea.

ByunBaekhyun: Sure

ByunBaekhyun: How do you like your bubble tea?

OhSehun: Jeez I don't know

OhSehun: Just pick something that represents me

ByunBaekhyun: I don't think they have "ugly" flavoured bubble tea.

OhSehun: You monster 😱😱😱

OhSehun: Where is Jongin when I need him????

YixingZhang: Guys????

YixingZhang: Can you receive my messages?

YixingZhang: Is this working?

ByunBaekhyun: No

YixingZhang: Oh

YixingZhang: My phone must be broken

KimJunmyeon: Yes babe we receive them

KimJunmyeon: Baekhyun's just being an idiot.

ByunBaekhyun: Well,then I guess you won't be havin' no coffee

KimJunmyeon: Then I guess you won't be havin' no job.

ParkChanyeol: If I'm a bad boy...

ParkChanyeol: Does that mean I can get away with wearing causal clothes at the office??

KimJunmyeon: Don't you dare, Park Chanyeol.

ByunBaekhyun: I agree

ByunBaekhyun: Just skip on wearing clothes at all. 

KimJunmyeon: Baekhyun!

ByunBaekhyun: I'm sorry

ByunBaekhyun: I'm sorry

ByunBaekhyun: I'll stop

ByunBaekhyun: before you start sweating to god

ByunBaekhyun: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

KimJunmyeon is now away.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: It was fun while it lasted. Thank you for reading.

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