I'mNotJongin created the "Anonymous Private Investigators" group chat.

I'mNotJongin added WhoIsSehun? to the group chat. 

I'mNotJongin added ChenStar to the group chat. 

I'mNotJongin added MinnieSeok to the group chat.

MinnieSeok: ???

ChenStar: What is this?

I'mNotJongin: I make the questions here. What are you guys doing?

ChenStar: Working. Something you should be doing as well. 

WhoIsSehun?: Liar.

MinnieSeok: Sehun respect your elders.

WhoIsSehun?: Who is Sehun?

MinnieSeok: This brat... 

I'mNotJongin: What are you working on?

ChenStar: It's none of your business Jongin. 

I'mNotJongin: I'm not Jongin. 

I'mNotJongin: < -----

ChenStar: Sehun we can see you behind that table. 

MinnieSeok: Stop trying to take pictures of us. 

ChenStar: Yeah, you look ridiculous. 

MinnieSeok: And I'm sure the woman behind you just stole your wallet. 

WhoIsSehun?:

I'mNotJongin: Yeah, get them Sehun!

WhoIsSehun?: Who is Sehun?

I'mNotJongin: Oh, right... Get them Carlos!

MinnieSeok: Delete that. 

WhoIsSehun?: Carlos? Why do I always get the gay name?

I'mNotJongin: Well, to be fair.. you ARE gay. 

WhoIsSehun?: Well that's true. 

MinnieSeok: DELETE THAT.

I'mNotJongin: Why? Are you scared we'll send it to Suho?

MinnieSeok: No, it's just that my face looks fat. 

ChenStar: Don't say that, Minnie. You look perfect as always. 

WhoIsSehun? just saved a screenshot of this conversation. 

MinnieSeok: Haters.

WhoIsSehun?: Fat face. 

MinnieSeok: Fat . 

WhoIsSehun?: And proud! 

ChenStar: I wouldn't be. You keep knocking down my stuff when you touch my desk with your . 

I'mNotJongin: Well, I guess you won't have that problem anymore. 

ChenStar: Why? Is he getting his removed? 

I'mNotJongin: No but you won't have a desk anymore after we send this to your husband. 

ChenStar: I don't even care anymore. I've been waiting for him to divorce me actually. 

WhoIsSehun?: How can you be so rude about it????

MinnieSeok: He's not being rude. Suho cheated first. 

I'mNotJongin: What????

ChenStar: Yeah why do you think Kris left the magazine? 

I'mNotJongin: OMGGGGG

WhoIsSehun?: Our boss is a hoeeeeee 

I'mNotJongin: Oh Sehun!

WhoIsSehun?:

I'mNotJongin: What's that?

WhoIsSehun?: A gardening hoe. 

I'mNotJongin: Oh Sehuuuunnnn!

ChenStar added KrisHatesChicken to the group chat.

WhoIsSehun? changed the group's name to the "Investigating because our boss is a hoe." .

KrisHatesChicken: Hey Yo wasuppp. 

WhoIsSehun?: Wasup? I'll tell you what's up.

I'mNotJongin: Sehun nooooo. 

WhoIsSehun?: What's up is that Suho is a hoe. 

I'mNotJongin: Stooopppp. 

WhoIsSehun?: Minseok and Jongdae are hoes too. 

I'mNotJongin: Stop!

KrisHatesChicken: Wtf? What are you talking about?

WhoIsSehun? changed his username to SehunIsNotAHoe.

ChinaSheep joined the group chat. 

I'mNotJongin:

ChinaSheep left the group chat.