SuhoTheBoss created the "Emergency Private Meeting" group chat.

SuhoTheBoss added KimJongKai to the group chat. 

SuhoTheBoss added Sebooty to the group chat. 

SuhoTheBoss: Guys we have a problem. 

KimJongKai: Baekhyun already confessed, boss. We're innocent. 

Sebooty: Yeah, innocent! 

ChinaSheep joined the group chat. 

SuhoTheBoss: 

ChinaSheep left the group chat. 

KimJongKai: Dude! Those pigeons are about to drop the best hip-hop album of the year!

Sebooty: Next magazine: Gangsta Pigeons, are they real?!

SuhoTheBoss: Guys...

Sebooty: 

KimJongKai: Dude! That's awesome!

SuhoTheBoss: CONCENTRATE!

KimJongKai: Sorry big boss. 

Sebooty: I'm sorry. 

SuhoTheBoss: Well, as you know, Jongdae left with Minseok to interview the new idol group. 

KimJongKai: I know, isn't that amazing? We're going to get so many sales next month. 

Sebooty: And our magazine will be famous! 

SuhoTheBoss: There's only one little problem... 

KimJongKai: ????

Sebooty: What problem?

SuhoTheBoss: There's no new idol group. I think he's cheating on me. 

KimJongKai: ....................

Sebooty: O.o

KimJongKai: ...... :o

Sebooty: !!!!!!!

SuhoTheBoss: Stop that! This is serious!

KimJongKai: I'm so sorry, boss. Maybe you can go to a relationship counselor. Nothing is made just to be broken. 

Sebooty: Ever heard of piñatas?

KimJongKai: That's not my point!!!! 

KimJongKai: I mean.. like... there's plenty of fish in the sea... or something like that.

Sebooty: Yeah something's definitly fishy. 

KimJongKai: Sehun!!

SuhoTheBoss: You know what else there is in the sea? Trash. 

KimJongKai: You're right! There's loads of trash in the sea!

Sebooty: We should totally start a campain! 

KimJongKai: Exo Magazine: Save the sea!

Sebooty: Exo Magazine: Save the sea while going through your divorce!

KimJongKai: Noooooo! Too soon!

SuhoTheBoss: I need you both to investigate. Like, follow him. Undercover or something. 

Sebooty: Undercover? We got that!

KimJongKai: Roger, captain!

KimJongKai changed his username to I'mNotJongin

Sebooty changed his username to WhoIsSehun?

SuhoTheBoss left the group chat. 

WhoIsSehun?: Exo Magazine: Save the sea while going through your divorce and closing your business!

I'mNotJongin: Stooooooop!