SehunLovesVivi created the "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS" group chat.

SehunLovesVivi added JonginDancingMachine to the group chat.

SehunLovesVivi: Dude, listen to this. 

SehunLovesVivi: What alcoholic beverage do gay couples drink the most? 

JonginDancingMachine: Well... you're gay so you would know. 

JonginDancingMachine: Tell me. 

SehunLovesVivi:  Coladas 

SehunLovesVivi: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

JonginDancingMachine: I'm disappointed. 

SehunLovesVivi: ????

JonginDancingMachine: I though you were going to say COCKtails. 

SehunLovesVivi: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

JonginDancingMachine: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ChanyeolTheKing joined the group chat. 

ChanyeolTheKing: Jongin what the hell?? 

SehunLovesVivi: ????

SehunLovesVivi: He's my best friend. Find your own. 

ChanyeolTheKing: Well did you know your best friend has a girlfriend? 

SehunLovesVivi: WHAT???

JonginDancingMachine: Do I??? 

ChanyeolTheKing: Your dance company release an official statement confirming that Jongin from Exo Magazine is dating Jennie from Blackpink. 

SehunLovesVivi: 😱😱😱😱😱

JonginDancingMachine: Does that mean I got myself a date?

JonginDancingMachine: Is he cute? 

SehunLovesVivi: Yeah is he cute?

SehunLovesVivi: Jongin deserves the best! 

ChanyeolTheKing: GIRLfriend 

ChanyeolTheKing: Jennis is a girl! 

SehunLovesVivi: 😱😱😱😱😱

JonginDancingMachine: But.. But... But I'm gay! 

JonginDancingMachine: 😱😱😱😱😱

JonginDancingMachine: Are you sure that's what the article says? 

ChanyeolTheKing: Yeah, Kyungsoo sent it to me. 

ChanyeolTheKing: Wait. 

ChanyeolTheKing added PenguinSoo to the group chat.

PenguinSoo changed his username to SatanSoo 

ChanyeolTheKing: Dude wtf

ChanyeolTheKing: That's scary as hell. 

SatanSoo: What do you want now you dumb ? 

SehunLovesVivi: Someone's in a bad mood. 

SatanSoo: Someone's about to get murdered. 

JonginDancingMachine: Soo, can you please send us the article about me and Jennie? 

SatanSoo: No.

SatanSoo: Go die. All of you. 

SatanSoo is now away.

KimJunmyeon joined the group chat. 

JonginDancingMachine: Oh no. 

JonginDancingMachine: Please don't fire me. 

JonginDancingMachine: I swear I don't even know who she is. 

SehunLovesVivi: yeah, he's gay. 

KimJunmyeon: What?

SehunLovesVivi: I'm gay too. 

JonginDancingMachine: Yeah, Sehun's gay. 

KimJunmyeon: What???

KimJunmyeon: No, I'm here to talk to Jongin about the workshop.

KimJunmyeon: How was the workshop about Vogue's new fashion collection? 

JonginDancingMachine: What do you mean? 

KimJunmyeon: I mean, what did you learn there? 

JonginDancingMachine: Oh

JonginDancingMachine: I learned about dragons. 

KimJunmyeon: Vogue's workshop... was about dragons?  

JonginDancingMachine: I learned about dragons, I don't know what the hell everybody else was learning about. 

KimJunmyeon: Jongin I'll kill you!

KimJunmyeon: The ticket was so expensive! 

JonginDancingMachine is now away.

SehunLovesVivi is now away.

KimJunmyeon: These idiots...