WAHAHAHA did yall like my previous chapter? anyway i guess i'll be getting back to regular chapters next week but i just wanted to try this out... i don't write a lot of these things, so i thought it would be nice (also just in case there are ppl who don't specifically ship any ships but still love these men ;)) as always, these will be in text format as well. (oh btw i totally love hyemi, pls don't hate ;;)

the reader is on the right, and shinhwa is on the left

eric

text message: you to mun junghyuk

mun junghyuk: baaaaaaaaaaabe

you: what

mun junghyuk: do you have time

you: today? not... until the afternoon...

you: why

mun junghyuk: i kinda

mun junghyuk: sorta

mun junghyuk: clogged the drain

you: ...

you: you are fourty

mun junghyuk: i know i know

you: you have been living alone for how long?

mun junghyuk: I KNOWWWWW

mun junghyuk: it's just

mun junghyuk: it's different....

you: how so/??? it's a ing drain

mun junghyuk: ...i dropped a ring down it....

you: ing eric mun it BETTER NOT BE MINE

mun junghyuk: ...it might be yours...

you: I AM GOING TO ING MURDER YOU

you: JUST YOU ING WAIT

mun junghyuk: babe i'm sorry

mun junghyuk: i'm sos sorry i didn'nt know i wasnt paying attenino

you: YOU WILL ING OAY

you: BULL YOU KNEW FULL WELLL

you: PAYING ATTEENION MY

mun junghyuk: BABY I"MN ORRY PLEASE DoNT LEAVE ME

you: I WILL PHYSIALLY STRANGEL YOU

mun junghyuk has left the chat

you: COEMB ACK TYOU BUFKCING EXCUSE OF A PERSON

minwoo

text message: you to lee minwoo

you: minbongieeeee

lee minwoo: yes my queen <3333

lee minwoo: your loyal servent has been summoned

you: my loyal SERVANT has spelled the word wrong

lee minwoo: OH MY GOD

lee minwoo: I HAVE DISAPPOINTED MY LIEGE

lee minwoo: WHAT EVER SHALL I DO!!!

lee minwoo: ;3;

you: you must forever promise to loveme

you: AND ONLY ME

you: and if you break it then i'll murder you in cold blood >:))

lee minwoo: O^O

lee minwoo: fear not, princess!! i will not break that oath!

lee minwoo: my dearest, my realest words to you

lee minwoo: i love you

lee minwoo: i hope for ever, but even if circumstances change, i'll be your friend

lee minwoo: i love you love you love you

you: ( ˘ ³˘)♥

you: you're mean for being realistic tho

lee minwoo: WAHAHE

lee minwoo: i don't want to make any grand promises, bb

lee minwoo: i want to love you forever, but sometimes life just doesn't work out

you: i know

lee minwoo: i just want you to know that i will never stop caring about you

lee minwoo: you're so precious to me

lee minwoo: i really, never want to let you go

dongwan

text message: you to kim dongwan

kim dongwan: BAAABBBYYYYYYY

you: you spelled baby wrong

kim dongwan: (∩︵∩)

kim dongwan: babyyyyyy

you: XDDD

you: what is it?

kim dongwan: BABY I FOUND A REALLY COOL PLACE TO HIKE

you: omggg rdsgjgjse

you: i hate exerciseeeee

kim dongwan: baby it's important to MOVE YOUR BODY

kim dongwan: i'm sure you'll love it it's so pretty

kim dongwan: it's like a hill just outside busan

kim dongwan: BEAUTIFUL sunrise :"DDD

kim dongwan: please baby??? just once/??

you: i don't have a lot of time....

kim dongwan: (;*△*;)

kim dongwan: b-b-but...

you: ...

you: when do you wnt to go

kim dongwan: (≧∇≦)/

kim dongwan: friday!!

kim dongwan: we can drive there after you get off work and stay until sunday

kim dongwan: we'll climb it on saturday and camp there that night

kim dongwan: so after we see the sunrise of sunday we'll go home

you: your home or mine...

you: you live in gapyeong, idiot

kim dongwan: where do you want to go ;))))

you: oh god.........

you: let's... go to your place.....

kim dongwan: ~ヾ(＾∇＾)

kim dongwan: then that's setttled~~~

hyesung

text message: you to jung pilkyo

you: yo

jung pilkyo: what

you: nothing... what are you doing

jung pilkyo: LOL

jung pilkyo: in bed, why?

you: don't laugh at me >:(

jung pilkyo: sorry bby sorry

jung pilkyo: did you just miiiiiss meeeee

you: ;3; so what if i do....

jung pilkyo: htnhjjtgf so sweet~

jung pilkyo: what a cute bby

you: shut up =3= you're the cute one

jung pilkyo: i am OLD

jung pilkyo: MY BONES CREAK

you: so? cuteness spans age

jung pilkyo: errrrrrrmmmmm not really

jung pilkyo: try having eric squeal into your ear

jung pilkyo: that's not cute, it's terrifying

you: LOOOOL

you: but you love him

jung pilkyo: no i hate him

you: liar liar pants on fire

jung pilkyo: ;))

you: OH NO

jung pilkyo: oh yes

jung pilkyo: my pants are burning

you: I AM LEAVING

you: GOODBYE

jung pilkyo: wait bby

you have left the chat

junjin

text message: you to park choongjae

park choongjae: uh

park choongjae: help

you: ??

park choongjae: i'm at a party

park choongjae: ...

you: don't you like parties?

park choongjae: my ex is here....

you: ...

park choongjae: i'm sorry >< i don't want to see her

you: just

you: run

park choongjae: run where???

you: AWAY

you: come back

you: ;;

park choongjae: i can't ;; it's my friend's birthday

park choongjae: h e l p

you: ing RUN THEN

you: hide in the bathroom or something

park choongjae: are you mad ;;

park choongjae: i'm sorry

park choongjae: i didn't want you to hear from someone else

you: it's fine

you: sorry for overreacting

park choongjae: what??

park choongjae: no, you didn't overreact

park choongjae: you were respectful

park choongjae: i should be the one apologizing

you: you just did

park choongjae: °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

park choongjae: i'll come home soon

you: =3=

andy

text message: you to lee sunho

lee sunho: where are you

you: home, why?

lee sunho: i'm coming over

you: ???

you: so suddenly?

you: i thought you had work

lee sunho: the hyungs got drunk again lol

lee sunho: we ended early and i don't have anything else to do

lee sunho: you don't mind, do you?

you: of course not

lee sunho: >:))

lee sunho: you want anything? food i mean

you: yeah

you: fried chicken pls

you: and cake

lee sunho: damn

lee sunho: hungry, aren't you?

you: hehehehehe

lee sunho: you have to pay me back, though

you: WHAT

you: that's not FAIR

lee sunho: it's totally FAIR

lee sunho: you even emphasized it yourself ;p

you: >:((((((

you: no it's NOT

you: you're the only coming over

you: you were the one who asked...

lee sunho: are you actually upset?

lee sunho: i'm sorry ;;;

you: so you'll pay?

lee sunho: ...

lee sunho: wait

you: WHAHAHAH YOU PAYYYYY

you have left the chat

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO alrighty guys i actually had SO much fun writing these, so from now on, feel free to request little scenarios like this! (actually, request anything lmao ships, shinhwa x reader, shinhwa together, whatever!!) because i am lowkey out of ideas  anyway i'll put a little format thing in the foreword, but yeah, just fill out the form (again, it'll be in the foreword) and put it in the comments!**

**uhuhuh that being said i might not actually be able to fulfill yall's wishes well because i am an actual garbage so apologies in advance if anyone decides to request--