as yall know i am a hardcore ansyung/woodong stan... but actually i am also a minsyung stan LOL. jokes aside, i feel like i'm not really catering to most ppl's wants, so i wanted to write smth that anyone would be able to enjoy regardless of what they ship...

so here are all 15 shinhwa ships!!!

warning: this chapter is really long and if you want to read a particular ship you should ctrl+f and skip down to it

ricmin

text message: mun junghyuk to lee minwoo

mun junghyuk: minbong ahhhhh

lee minwoo: ?

mun junghyuk: do you ever think about how great life is?

lee minwoo: sure lol but elaborate?

mun junghyuk: like

mun junghyuk: damn

mun junghyuk: i'm so ing glad we met each other?

lee minwoo: i would die for yall

lee minwoo: you know that

mun junghyuk: you think they would too?

lee minwoo: well i sure hope so LOL

lee minwoo: but i wouldn't mind if they didn't

lee minwoo: i love them and that's enough

mun junghyuk: i think they do need love though

mun junghyuk: like, hyesung always tries too hard to not show it

lee minwoo: i know

mun junghyuk: he depends on you, you know?

lee minwoo: i know

mun junghyuk: i always feel bad whenever i can't help him

lee minwoo: hyesung's too insecure to talk about this stuff

lee minwoo: not without breaking down

lee minwoo: but he does anyway

lee minwoo: he's so ing lonely, eric

lee minwoo: doesn't help that he takes words really seriously

mun junghyuk: i know but he's gotten used to a lot of them

lee minwoo: not all of them

lee minwoo: it

lee minwoo: take care of him, eric

mun junghyuk: you already do a good job of that

lee minwoo: not good enough

mun junghyuk: shut the up

lee minwoo: ;PPP

lee minwoo: my sister's throwing a party

lee minwoo: catch you later

ricwan

text message: mun junghyuk to kim dongwan

mun junghyuk: wannie ahhhhhhhh

kim dongwan: eric ahhhhhhhhh

mun junghyuk: i'm bored

kim dongwan: i'm on a mountain

mun junghyuk: wtf

mun junghyuk: again?

kim dongwan: ;PP

kim dongwan: i needed to get out

mun junghyuk: get out where??

mun junghyuk: you already live in ing gapyeong

kim dongwan: idk

kim dongwan: it's still not enough

mun junghyuk: don't isolate yourself

mun junghyuk: it worries me enough tht you're like two hours away

mun junghyuk: i don't want you to go to like jeju or anything

kim dongwan: LOL

kim dongwan: are you worried about meeeee

kim dongwan: what a relief

mun junghyuk: what, that i worry?

kim dongwan: what if you didn't?

kim dongwan: what if you just let me move to jeju alone

kim dongwan: what would i do then?

mun junghyuk: move back

kim dongwan: loooool

mun junghyuk: stay with us when you need it, okay?

mun junghyuk: i know hyesung's got room in his hugeass house

mun junghyuk: andy lives alone too

kim dongwan: they all live alone

kim dongwan: except yall ceos lol

mun junghyuk: yes that was my point

mun junghyuk: i worry about you, dongwan

kim dongwan: i'm not going to do anything stupid

mun junghyuk: you're always so happy

mun junghyuk: but when you actually run into something

mun junghyuk: you never tell anyone

mun junghyuk: and compared to everyone else, you hide it the best

mun junghyuk: i don't want you to be alone

kim dongwan: i'm not alone

kim dongwan: i havae everyone else :33

mun junghyuk: i need you happy, dongwan

mun junghyuk: really truly happy

mun junghyuk: and i know that's hard to do

kim dongwan: wow, mushy today, huh

mun junghyuk: you get lonely a lot, don't you?

kim dongwan: do you?

mun junghyuk: that's what i'm talking about

mun junghyuk: you don't like talking about these things

mun junghyuk: i never know what's going on with you

mun junghyuk: i trust you, but

mun junghyuk: i worry too

kim dongwan: hahaha sentimental old chap

kim dongwan: i'll be fine

kim dongwan: don't let the mountains bother you LOL

kim dongwan: call thme over for a sleepover sometime

kim dongwan: we can get wasted

mun junghyuk: motherer

ricsyung

text message: mun junghyuk to jung pilkyo

mun junghyuk: hyesung ah i love you

jung pilkyo: disgusting

jung pilkyo: off

mun junghyuk: you know we all love you, right?

jung pilkyo: the is wrong with you

mun junghyuk: nothing

jung pilkyo: so off

jung pilkyo: i'm eating

mun junghyuk: i'm coming over

jung pilkyo: i'm not going to let you in

mun junghyuk: too late

mun junghyuk: i'm coming over

jung pilkyo: i am NOT letting you in

mun junghyuk: answer my ing calls

jung pilkyo: no

jung pilkyo: off

mun junghyuk: why do you do this?

jung pilkyo: because you're ing annoying

mun junghyuk: hole yourself in

mun junghyuk: keep everything in

mun junghyuk: we're not going to judge or anything

jung pilkyo:

jung pilkyo: the

jung pilkyo: OFF

mun junghyuk: no

mun junghyuk: you're clearly unhappy

mun junghyuk: you can't keep drowning in self pity

mun junghyuk: i know it's

jung pilkyo has blocked mun junghyuk

mun junghyuk: ...

mun junghyuk: what the

ricjin

text message: mun junghyuk to park choongjae

mun junghyuk: jinnie ahhhhhhh

park choongjae: hyungggggggg

mun junghyuk: are you happy?

park choongjae: right now?

park choongjae: pretty happy, why?

mun junghyuk: just making sure

mun junghyuk: you seemed lonely

park choongjae: you don't know that

park choongjae: you haven't seen my face today LOL

mun junghyuk: i don't know

mun junghyuk: some sort of feeling

mun junghyuk: wanted to check in on you

park choongjae: hehe

park choongjae: want to go out?

park choongjae: oh nvm

mun junghyuk: lol

mun junghyuk: alcohol is a sin

park choongjae: hyung don't say that

park choongjae: soju is my best friend

mun junghyuk: drink less, okay?

mun junghyuk: we're not young anymore

park choongjae: alrighty hyung

park choongjae: you take care too, old man

mun junghyuk: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

mun junghyuk: I'M NOT OLD

park choongjae: nope nope i meant young

park choongjae: young man XD

park choongjae: hyung i gtg

park choongjae: talk later~

ricdy

text message: mun junghyuk to lee sunho

lee sunho: hyung ur sad?

mun junghyuk: wait who the told you

lee sunho: lol

lee sunho: dont wry abt the other hyungs

lee sunho: they can be stupid but in the end theyll never leave

lee sunho: theyll be here

mun junghyuk: and who gave you the right to comfort me ;;

mun junghyuk: i should be the one comforting you

lee sunho: hyung ur useless

lee sunho: all u do is make more awkward

mun junghyuk: T_T

mun junghyuk: that's not fairrrrr

mun junghyuk: i've solved tons of problems

mun junghyuk: i've kept us together for twenty years

mun junghyuk: you bulllyyyyyyy

lee sunho: lol

lee sunho: it works but

lee sunho: idk hyung

lee sunho: just keep doing it

mun junghyuk: you ain't making no sense

lee sunho: me neither lol

lee sunho: i appreciate u hyung

lee sunho: and all the other hyungs

lee sunho: and junjin

mun junghyuk: LMAOOO and you say we're too proud to admit it

lee sunho: I NEVER SAID THAT

mun junghyuk: <3333 love you bro

lee sunho: yeah yeah sure same

woodong

text message: kim dongwan to lee minwoo

kim dongwan: did eric send you some mushy too?

lee minwoo: yeah LOL he was going to cry

kim dongwan: LMAOOO

kim dongwan: he got sad and told m to be happy lol

lee minwoo: he worries too much

lee minwoo: but you do need to be happy

kim dongwan: aw you too?

lee minwoo: kim dongwan, don't pretend like you don't know

lee minwoo: you can fool him and anyone else

lee minwoo: but you can't fool me

kim dongwan: what a detective conan

lee minwoo: kim dongwan

lee minwoo: you hide your way too ing well

lee minwoo: it makes us hurt because it's so obvious but you push everyone away

lee minwoo: you suffer on your own

kim dongwan: lol wow what a mood

lee minwoo: kim. dongwan.

lee minwoo: i'm fuking serious.

kim dongwan: minwoo, i'm not okay

kim dongwan: you know that

lee minwoo: we're all here for you

lee minwoo: you don't need to do this alone

kim dongwan: the pride, man

lee minwoo: i know

lee minwoo: it's been twenty years, dongwan

kim dongwan: i know

lee minwoo: i would die for you, so trust me, okay?

kim dongwan: i'd die in your place my man

lee minwoo:

minsyung

text message: lee minwoo to jung pilkyo

lee minwoo: syung ah

jung pilkyo: what

lee minwoo: love you

jung pilkyo: the is wrong with yall

lee minwoo: oh eric got to you first?

jung pilkyo: i blocked him and he spent ten minutes trying to break in

lee minwoo: LMFAO NICE ONE

jung pilkyo: just spit it out

lee minwoo: you worry me, hyesung

jung pilkyo: newsflash i worry me too

lee minwoo: i love you, hyesung, but you can't trust us enough

jung pilkyo: it's been twenty years

jung pilkyo: i have put my life on the life for yall

jung pilkyo: what more do you want

lee minwoo: your heart

jung pilkyo: haha funny

jung pilkyo: call me when you need the transplant

lee minwoo: shin hyesung

jung pilkyo: oh, did you want me to actually answer?

lee minwoo: i don't want to see you suffer alone

jung pilkyo: i did

jung pilkyo: everyone left me

jung pilkyo: i'm used to it

lee minwoo: i

lee minwoo: i'm sorry about that

lee minwoo: but hyesung

lee minwoo: the past... is not something to be held onto

lee minwoo: i want you to share your troubles with us

jung pilkyo: easier said than done

jung pilkyo: i already project so much negativity

lee minwoo: don't we all?

lee minwoo: you just

lee minwoo: you're so lonely

lee minwoo: and you won't admit it

jung pilkyo: i'll deal with it

jung pilkyo: go to sleep, it's ing 4

lee minwoo: says you

jung pilkyo: i'll go too

lee minwoo: remember what i said, okay?

jung pilkyo: sure sure

minjin

text message: lee minwoo to park choongjae

lee minwoo: jin ah

park choongjae: yes hyung

lee minwoo: what are you up to

park choongjae: i'm about to eat

park choongjae: hyung have you eaten

lee minwoo: will be doing so soon lol

park choongjae: hyung you gotta eat

lee minwoo: do you ever... feel lonely?

park choongjae: ???

park choongjae: hyung are you lonely?

lee minwoo: no, i worry about you

lee minwoo: you're so happy all the time

lee minwoo: idk if you really are

park choongjae: you're turning into eric hyung lol

park choongjae: i'm fine, i swear

lee minwoo: i don't want you to lock yourself away again

park choongjae: i won't, hyung

park choongjae: it was... hard

park choongjae: i didn't want to see anyone

park choongjae: sometimes i still don;t

park choongjae: but it's okay

lee minwoo: that's good

lee minwoo: i won't take up more of your eating time lol

park choongjae: hyung, you eat soon too

mindy

text message: lee minwoo to lee sunho

lee minwoo: andy aahhhhhhh

lee sunho: yes hyung

lee minwoo: i love youuu

lee sunho: i love u too hyung

lee sunho: eric hyung's already been through me once

lee sunho: i will tell you my troubles and not keep them inside

lee sunho: i will not worry you because i am emotionally constipated

lee sunho: i will not be hs hyung

lee minwoo: i...

lee minwoo: AM SO PROUD :"DDDD

lee minwoo: so you know

lee minwoo: please, please

lee minwoo: take care of yourself

lee minwoo: i know you can, but

lee minwoo: we're your hyungs for a reason

lee sunho: lol

lee sunho: i know

kyodeng

text message: kim dongwan to jung pilkyo

kim dongwan: hyesungieeeee

jung pilkyo: off

kim dongwan: ;3;

jung pilkyo: already had minwoo and eric with me

jung pilkyo: you can go right off to gapyeong or whevere

kim dongwan: actually, i wanted to talk about smth different

kim dongwan: related, but different

jung pilkyo: out with it, and then out

kim dongwan: ah, hyesung...

kim dongwan: you never change, do you?

kim dongwan: don't answer that

kim dongwan: we're the same type of person

kim dongwan: rather hold it in and hurt alone than to burden others

jung pilkyo: your point

kim dongwan: i know it's hard to put down your pride for them

kim dongwan: but we've only got six days between us

kim dongwan: we understand each other

kim dongwan: can you, maybe...

kim dongwan: can we start with just us?

jung pilkyo: if you're asking me out on a date, no

kim dongwan: amazing humor, pilkyo

kim dongwan: i'm serious

jung pilkyo: what makes you think we understand each other

kim dongwan: we do

kim dongwan: you know it

kim dongwan: that why you pretend to hate me

kim dongwan: because i know you too well

jung pilkyo: proof

kim dongwan: you haven't blocked me or changed the subject

kim dongwan: i know you need to talk about it

kim dongwan: you need someone who gets it

kim dongwan: let's start together, hyesung

jung pilkyo: ...

jung pilkyo: an attempt

kim dongwan: that's better than nothing

kim dongwan: let's not be lonely anymore

wanjin

text message: kim dongwan to park choongjae

kim dongwan: jinnie what are you doing

park choongjae: drinking alone

kim dongwan: where? i want to join

park choongjae: my house

park choongjae: don't come hyung

kim dongwan: why?

kim dongwan: aish, you too...

park choongjae: ?

park choongjae: what, not another loneliness talk

kim dongwan: you should never drink alone

kim dongwan: it's lonely that way

kim dongwan: let hyung join you

park choongjae: but... i wnat to be

park choongjae: lonely, i mean

kim dongwan: no, you don't

kim dongwan: you're too lonely and that's why you want to drown in it

kim dongwan: don't play dumb with me

park choongjae: hyung...

park choongjae: i'm afraid of bothering them

park choongjae: they keep telling me to drink less

park choongjae: but it's my only solace, hyung

park choongjae: you understand, don't you?

kim dongwan: yeah

kim dongwan: jinnie, listen to me

kim dongwan: no one will be annoyed

kim dongwan: drink less, talk more

kim dongwan: we love you, okay?

kim dongwan: go to sleep now, throw away the alcohol

park choongjae: hyung, sing for me

kim dongwan: which song?

wandy

text message: kim dongwan to lee sunho

kim dongwan: andy what you doing

lee sunho: working on teen top's comeback

lee sunho: why?

kim dongwan: wow texting normally for once

lee sunho: lol got used to formal texts

lee sunho: what did you need

kim dongwan: nothing

kim dongwan: just wanted to talk

lee sunho: hmm

lee sunho: this better not be another...

kim dongwan: actully...

kim dongwan: minwoo wanted me to... talk to you about it

kim dongwan: sincec you keep avoiding him or smth

lee sunho: i don't

lee sunho: not on purpose

kim dongwan: yeah, well, he's worried about you

kim dongwan: rightly so, i would say

lee sunho: not you too, hyung

kim dongwan: same blood type, andy

kim dongwan: i get it

kim dongwan: you drown yourself in work to forget the loneliness

kim dongwan: even with the group you feel left out

kim dongwan: you want it to last forever but you know it can;t

lee sunho: hyung

lee sunho: stop

kim dongwan: it's okay, andy

kim dongwan: no one will judge

kim dongwan: because we all understand

kim dongwan: just...

kim dongwan: i don't want you to overwork yourself

lee sunho: hyung

lee sunho: i appreciate it

lee sunho: but i think you need your own advice more thna i do

lee sunho: you need this more than i do

lee sunho: isn't that right?

kim dongwan: must you be like this

kim dongwan: i just wanted to be a good hyung

lee sunho: and you are

lee sunho: but hyung

lee sunho: you need to take care of yourself too

lee sunho: before any of the rest of us

lee sunho: because there's five of us and only one of you

lee sunho: you'll be okay, hyung

lee sunho: i promise

kim dongwan: turned my own words against me...

kim dongwan: let's

kim dongwan: do this togetehr

lee sunho: of course

lee sunho: now shut up hyung i'm doing work

jinsyung

text message: park choongjae to jung pilkyo

park choongjae: hyung

park choongjae: hyung i'm so fcking loney

jung pilkyo: ...

jung pilkyo: idiot

jung pilkyo: where are you, i'll pick you up

park choongjae: ohme....

park choongjae: hyung i just wanta talk

jung pilkyo: talk

park choongjae: i... i'm so lonely

park choongjae: i htae mysefl

park choongjae: i just can't

park choongjae: i want to talk to soembut i cant

park choongjae: i ca't borther anyoen

park choongjae: all i can do is drink but youu keetp telign me not to

park choongjae: hyung what do i do

jung pilkyo: let yourself cry

jung pilkyo: it'll be okay in the end

jung pilkyo: because you have us

jung pilkyo: it may be hard, but we'll listen

jung pilkyo: let it go, choongjae

park choongjae: i can't

park choongjae: it's too deeeo

park choongjae: i jufucst uking

park choongjae: hyung, i can't

jung pilkyo: it's okay

jung pilkyo: it will be

jung pilkyo: let it go

jung pilkyo: slowly, not all at once

jung pilkyo: it hurts more that way

jung pilkyo: it'll be worth it, in the end

park choongjae: you know, don't you

park choongjae: you know how iwt sifeels

park choongjae: you sdont know my apin

jung pilkyo: i know

jung pilkyo: talk as much as you want

jung pilkyo: i'm here

ansyung

text message: lee sunho to jung pilkyo

lee sunho: hs hyung

jung pilkyo: yeah

jung pilkyo: just hit me with it

jung pilkyo: idec anymore

lee sunho: oh god, hyung

lee sunho: i'm sorry

lee sunho: i'm sorry

jung pilkyo: just say it

lee sunho: i

lee sunho: i thoguht you might relate

lee sunho: since we're similar

jung pilkyo: yeah

jung pilkyo: yeah i relate

jung pilkyo: but does it help any

jung pilkyo: i'll be here if you need to talk

jung pilkyo: but andy i'm so tired

jung pilkyo: i don't know if i can help you

jung pilkyo: not without helping myself first

lee sunho: i know

lee sunho: so hyung

lee sunho: if you ever need to talk

lee sunho: talk to me

lee sunho: i know

jung pilkyo: that's what they all say

jung pilkyo: minwoo, dongwan, eric

jung pilkyo: but they don't get it

lee sunho: i do

lee sunho: hyung, please

lee sunho: we're friends, arent we?

jung pilkyo: i'm so

jung pilkyo: tired

jung pilkyo: i don't know how to do this

lee sunho: just

lee sunho: talk to me, hyung

lee sunho: i can't see you lonely anymore

jung pilkyo: i'm used to it

lee sunho: no, hyung, you're not

lee sunho: i want you to be happy

jung pilkyo: how pitiful am i

jung pilkyo: even you have to tell me to be happy

lee sunho: please, hyung

lee sunho: i worry about you

lee sunho: i just

jung pilkyo: i know

jung pilkyo: i'lltake care

jung pilkyo: you have to too

lee sunho: hyung

jung pilkyo: go to sleep, sunho

jung pilkyo: we'll be okay

jindy

text message: park choongjae to lee sunho

park choongjae: well, it's just us nw

lee sunho: the hyungs

lee sunho: are ing

lee sunho: stupid

lee sunho: can't they really not just

lee sunho: put down their pride?

park choongjae: i understand

park choongjae: but ahtrdrcfmggd

park choongjae: i just want to help them

lee sunho: help yourself first

lee sunho: you're damn ed up too

park choongjae: lol wow thanks bro

park choongjae: as if you're not

lee sunho: i 

lee sunho: that's not the same

park choongjae: yeah sure

park choongjae: try telling that to the hyungs

lee sunho: they'r stupid

park choongjae: and we're not?

park choongjae: you work yourself to daybreak

lee sunho: cons of managing a company

lee sunho: you should try sometime

park choongjae: been there done that

lee sunho: alrghtiy sure

park choongjae: damn go to sleep man

lee sunho: promise you'll never leave

park choongjae: i promise

park choongjae: now go to sleep

park choongjae: we can talk in the morning

okay .... i know i said that you can read just one and have it make sense... but in reality... i was in a bit of an emotional rut... so everything runs pretty linearly.... so it's actually best if you just read from top to bottom... 

but you don't have to, of course! they do work standalone :"33

edit: wtf this is more than 10,000 words... i'm crying this turned into a personal rant... let me know if i should do more things like this!