Text message: Hyun Taehak to jung pilkyo

Hyun Taehak: Hyesung hyung...

jung pilkyo: what

Hyun Taehak: You're about to be late...

jung pilkyo: well

jung pilkyo: i've accepted my fate

Hyun Taehak: ???

Hyun Taehak: Hyung, are you okay?

jung pilkyo: no i'm not

jung pilkyo: i feel like ing

Hyun Taehak: Please don't do that...

Hyun Taehak: That's terrible though

jung pilkyo: haha funny

Hyun Taehak: Do you have cold medicine?

jung pilkyo: no

jung pilkyo: it's not cold, i think it's flu

Hyun Taehak: ????

Hyun Taehak: How do you know?

Hyun Taehak: If that's the case, you need to go to the hospital

jung pilkyo: i literally have no clue

jung pilkyo: usually i know when i get sick

jung pilkyo: this just crept up on me

Hyun Taehak: Hyung, viruses do that...

jung pilkyo: i know...

jung pilkyo: idk i don't think it's cold though

Hyun Taehak: We'll get you to a hospital

Hyun Taehak: Don't want anything bad to happen

jung pilkyo: if i die, you collect a part of the insurance money

jung pilkyo: you want me to die, dolt

Hyun Taehak: LOL

hsdelight has added burnt-smell, mstyle, mrkim, 2choong, and kiwiprince to the chat

hsdelight: which one you of er got me sick

hsdelight: will murder you inside out

mstyle: whoa chill

mstyle: are you okay

mrkim: LOL WHICH ONE YOU OF

burnt-smell: go home hyesung you're high

2choong: hyungs i just laughed for a good minute

hsdelight: SHUT THE UP

hsdelight: WHO GAVE ME THE dIEASE

hsdelight: YOU WILL DIE

mstyle: who the else

kiwiprince: hyung im sick

hsdelight: AND I THOGUHT I LOVED YOU

hsdelight: PREPARE TO DIE IN COLD BLOOD

2choong: as if you'd actually murder anyone LOL

mrkim: much less andy LOL

burnt-smell: LOL

mstyle: [sticker]

hsdelight: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

hsdelight: YOU ARE ALL DEAD

hsdelight: EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

hsdelight has left the chat

mstyle: well that was uneventful

kiwiprince: it wasn't me

mrkim: you lied to him?

burnt-smell: it was me lol we had a potluck

2choong: hyung you are evil

kiwiprince has left the chat

mrkim: gone to snitch on you

burnt-smell: oh i'm SO scared

2choong: hyung you better be....

mstyle: yeah he lives like two buildings over

burnt-smell: so? he woudn't

burnt-smell: he's sick lmao

mstyle: you just wait lol

mstyle has left the chat

2choong: he's gone to snitch too XD

mrkim: omg jin stop using that emoji

2choong: why

2choong: XD XD XD XD XD

mrkim: WAHHHHH TERRIFYING

mrkim has left the chat

burnt-smell: why is it always us

2choong: because e have no life lol

burnt-smell:

burnt-smell: JIN HELP

2choong: ?

burnt-smell: HYESUNG

burnt-smell: AT MY DOOR

2choong: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2choong: sorry hyung you were asking for it

burnt-smell: PARK CHOONGJAE

2choong has left the chat

burnt-smell: YOU ALL

burnt-smell has left the chat

0923: hhhhhhh yes obviously i am sick too... i project my own life into these lil drabble things lol so if i'm sick, hyesung is too >:)) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i torture these poor men in my stories lol (little did they know, i just wanted to use the shruggie emoji more...)

also yeah i've added dates to these author's notes because i thought yall would enjoy seeing the obvious date discrepancies between me writing them vs posting them LOL they're months off, so...