2choong has added burnt-smell, mstyle, mrkim, hsdelight, and kiwiprince to the chat

2choong: GUESS WHO HOOKED UPPPPP

hsdelight: right before comeback?

kiwiprince: smhhhh u rly cldntve waited

burnt-smell: you know what

burnt-smell: i don't even give a anymore

burnt-smell: congrats jin

burnt-smell: yall are terrible people

mstyle: aw come on just be happy for him

mrkim: jin ah hyungs are all proud of you :DDD

kiwiprince: me too

hsdelight: noooo we are not

hsdelight: i am deeply disturbed

2choong: :((( but hyung

mstyle: god hyesung come n

mstyle: he hasn't had a gf in how long?

hsdelight: our comeback is in six days

mrkim: shhhhhhhh that's irrelevant

mrkim: and also

mrkim: he's all hyped up now LOL

kiwiprince: hyung

hsdelight: yes

burnt-smell: yes

mrkim: yes

mstyle: yes

2choong: LMFAO LMFAO LMFAOOOOO

hsdelight: i no longer wish to deal with any of you

kiwiprince: hs hyung

hsdelight: what

burnt-smell: oh

mrkim: oh

mstyle: oh

kiwprince: yall arent helping

hsdelight: ...

burnt-smell: i want to hear jin's hookup story

kiwiprince: hyung i just want you to know that i love you and cherish you
                   but you are very much a coddler and uptight and very very
                   mama bird but jin's grown up and flown and i want you to be
                   proud of him just like you're proud of me

mstyle: tf

mrkim: that is the most coherent text he's sent in a while

2choong: my hookup story?

hsdelight: ing FINE

hsdelight: tell your ing hook up story

kiwiprince: <3333 hyung ily

hsdelight: mutual, although it's hard to appreciate anyone right now

2choong: my story....

2choong: so, it went smth like this...

Later that night, the Shinhwa members were all seen drunk at a local bar.

Sources say they were attempting to find a certain "Kim Jihye."

It is not certain whether or not they realize what a common name that is.

obviously i wrote this on august 22nd, six days before the comeback LOL. kiss me like that teaser had me DYING (by the time i post this it will have been out for like a month or more LOL)

edit: i'm so ing lonely (it's been more than two months since i wrote this lol)