JR:

hey

u up?

Not Satan:

It's only 2 am, I am

What's up?

JR:

if ur goin out w like this hot older lady doctor

what would u give her

a small cactus, perfume, or a cd of idol songs

Not Satan:

JR it's 2 am

You're on a date at 2 am?

JR:

nO!!

ITS FOR A GAME FJVKJFKVFSDFSD

Not Satan:

Oh do you mean the game you got from your bet?

It's a dating game?

JR:

NO its rly serious n abt friendship n loyalty n not getting caught

cause u a thief

Not Satan:

So you...need to give a gift to a "hot older lady doctor"?

JR:

yes!!!

its for the slinks

omg i....

min pls just answer d question

Not Satan:

Alright, if you say so

And maybe the cactus?

I don't know a lot of doctors that wear heavy perfume and she might not like the scent

And unless she's explicitly stated she likes idols....

JR:

OH GOOD OK U DID GOOD

THANK U

as expected frm mr nice catch

Not Satan:

That's great? Did I guess right?

Also, what?

JR:

idk u just seem like a nice catch

like evry girls dream or smth

Dso like u mustv dated so many

n u helped me w this 2

Not Satan:

Thank you for the compliment, I guess?

Though I've never really dated anyone so I can't say I have much experience in that area

JR:

whUAT

ur lyin

stop lyin

Not Satan:

I'm not?

Why would I lie about my lack of dating experience?

JR:

IDK bc u feel bad 4 me n my single

Not Satan:

I didn't even know you were single?

I thought you had a boyfriend

JR:

lmao what no

who wud date me

lmao

Not Satan:

Lots of people?

JR:

ding dong u r Wrong

no people

like....

0

Not Satan:

I'm sure there's someone out there for you

JR:

p sure i shud b sayin that 2 u tho? ? ? ?

i mean look at u!!!

ideal bf rite there

omg i m sRY IF THIS FREAKS U OUT BTW

I MEAN THAT COMIN FRM A GUY

WHO LIKE

BLOWS PPL FOR VIDEO GAMES

Not Satan:

Haha that's fine :)

Thanks

Sleep well, JR

Hope you have fun with your game

— — — —

Bet Boy :

Hey

Wanna hang?

Jonghyun [Jun's Party]:

?????

its like 2pm dont u have class

Bet Boy:

No and you dont either

Right?

Come over

Jonghyun [Jun's Party]:

lmao is this a booty call

Bet Boy:

Maybe?

— — — —

Asshat:

GOD HELP ME

KIM MINGYU'S ASKING 2 HANG OUT

Satan:

and?

go?

Asshat:

ITS A BOOTY CALL, MINKI

WHAT DO I DO

Satan:

get urself a life?

a fwb dont sound bad

and its kim mingyu

heard he a good

Asshat:

NOT MY ISSUE

IM NOT GONNA BE A BOOTY CALL

— — — —

JR:

bet boy texted n wants 2 hang

do i say yes

quick reply to me

MIN REPLY 2 ME

IF I TAKE TOO LONG 2 REPLY HE GON KNOW

MIN ! !! !! THIS IS IMPT PLS UR LIKE

MY ONLY OTHER FRIEND THAT ISNT MINKI

Not Satan:

Sorry, just got out of the shower

JR:

oh nice

Not Satan:

It should be fine? Is he expecting anything?

Also, thanks?

JR:

fknvkdsjldjgsdlknv im sry

also OFC HE GON EXPECT SMTH

imma b a booty call iCB THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

Not Satan:

JR I'm pretty sure you have more friends to ask

But personal opinion, you should treasure yourself more?

But I'm rather on the conservative side so do whatever you want?

— — — —

A Minhyun:

He asked me if he should be a booty call

Jisoo H:

whO ASKED U

U HAVE A BOOTY CALL

HYUNG WHO ARE YOU

A Minhyun:

Oh my goodness are you two always together

Anyway, JR

He texted asking if he should go to this guy or not

Jisoo H:

yes

also ommgmgmgmgmmmggggg whatd u say !!!

A Minhyun:

No? But it's his life so I told him to do whatever

Jisoo H:

WRONG ANSWER

U SHOULDVE JUST SAID NO

OMGGGGGGGGGGG

A Minhyun:

I barely know the guy

I don't see why my opinion matters in the first place?

Jisoo H:

omggg u rly r just so  !!!!! this is frustrating i can t do this 

well if he asked you your opinion matters, hyung

but i agree you do barely know him and you did state your opinion

that should be fine

nO ITS NOT FINE U SHOULDVE BEEN HIS BOOTY CALL WYD!!!!

A Minhyun:

I'm not gonna make my new friend become my booty call

Jisoo H:

if u say so bUT ITS A WASTE he cute u LIKE HIS FACE that RARELY happens

u like like twO FACES mine and jisoo's

SO LIKE

A Minhyun:

Your faces are okay at best

Anyway it was a mistake texting you

Gotta change and head out now