Not Satan:

It's 3pm

JR:

is this an accounting sos

Not Satan:

Yes

Help me

JR:

what do u need frm me my friend

im here

Not Satan:

I don't know

I just need a distraction

JR:

well minki just msged me abt how hes freakin out

abt gettin 2 emotionally attached 2 a buddy

wanna know more :~)

Not Satan:

Not sure if I should know this since I don't know your friend

But you probably just want to gossip and I do too

So shoot

JR:

ohGMLDYDOS yes its fine u dk him anywy

SO LIKE LMAO dis btch cant stop fckn tellin me 2 get a life rite

n goes on n on abt how i should enjoy my life bc of my part times

n my irreg sched n my introvert tendencies

BUT LIKE THIS BCTH NOW GOIN ON ABT HOW THIS BOY OF HIS

IS SO CUTE N LOVABLE LIKE HE ACTUALLY TALKS ABT SMTH BESIDES HIS

IM SO SURE HE IN L*VE N HE DONT KNOW IT

Not Satan:

Unsure about what to feel about your friend's life but to each their own

Also your friend does seem slightly more invested in this boy than normal

If he doesn't really talk about his 'boys' outside of a ual context

JR:

YES RIGHT

BUT like he dont know it yet n he is sO ANNOYING BC HE DONT BELIEVE ME

like he keeps DENYING IT

Not Satan:

Well I hope he accepts his feelings soon

Also talk to you later the Professor's been looking my way for the past two minutes

JR:

ttyl dont die on me!!

— — — —

( Jeonghan Y created the group Mission Impossible)

( Jeonghan Y added ☹min☹ and babez♡ )

( Jeonghan Y set his nickname to Agent Han )

( Jeonghan Y set the nickname for babez♡ to Agent Soo )

( Jeonghan Y set the nickname for ☹min☹ to Client A )

Agent Han:

ok time to get started

Agent Soo:

babe????

Client A:

What in the world?

Agent Han:

its time to start mission impossible: get minhyun laid

Client A:

Oh god

Agent Han:

u nEED THIS btw im js

u've been all heart eyes emoji @ ur damn texty buddy 4 d longest time

u need a REAL person

Client A:

First of all, I'm not

Second of all, he's a real person

Third of all, why is me getting laid considered an impossible mission?

Agent Soo:

well you're not the most sociable person, hyung

but also why is this our mission, babe?

Agent Han:

i kNOW HE'S A REAL PERSON u hardass

but that's besides the point!!!!!

its bc hes infatuated n its either he gotta meet up w this boy or he meet up w another

Client A:

I can meet new people without the help of you two demons

Stay out of my business

Agent Han:

SEE HE'S NOT EVEN DENYING IT

Client A:

I'm denying it

He's a friend

And it's not like we've known each other long, anyway

Agent Han:

EXACTLY n to think ur already this infatuated!!!

he doin good PLUS u know he ain't straight so like GO!!!!

but anyway its been like a moNTH

Agent Soo:

that's true

minhyun's been attached to his phone ever since

Client A:

Minhyun?

Agent Soo:

minhyun hyung*

better?

Client A:

Quite.

Agent Han:

uGH AND THERE'S THAT TOO

so lets do this

lets make a bet

if we get u two tgether u treat us to dinner for an ENTIRE WEEK

plus jisoo doesnt hav to call u hyung anymore

Client A:

I won that fair and square

He has to call me hyung until we graduate

Agent Soo:

it does get annoying at times

i'm fine with that though

are you okay to bet, hyung?

prove us wrong, like you always do :)

Agent Han:

yea u always like bein right anyway!!

so lets do d bet

u dont lose anything anyway!!

Client A:

You're never gonna shut up about this are you

Agent Han:

no

Agent Soo:

no

Client A:

Fine

Bet

Terms?

Agent Soo:

we either get you a new boy to be infatuated with or get you to realise your feelings for this wrong number boy

before the semester ends in three months

and we win an entire week's worth of dinner

and i get to stop calling you hyung

Client A:

You were born so late in the year it really shouldn't make a difference

But fine

Bet

Agent Han:

YAS

Client A:

The both of you are so close to being dead to me

Agent Han:

ily2

— — — —

JR:

im nOT GONNA AROUND JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT ANYMORE, MINKI

Not Satan:

Got the wrong number again, JR

JR:

oh oH damn it im sry

i shuldve named u smth else on my phone omg

anywy IGNORE ME

— — — —

[ hell holes ;~) chatroom ]

Circle 8:

You shouldn't just him around, Minki

Circle 2:

WHY NOT

Circle 8:

Just because you've started to accept you might get Tied Down soon

By One Boy

Circle 1:

EXACTLY omg ty cheol ik i could count on u

Circle 2:

its not bc of that!!

he's gettin attached to that min boy he doesn't even know him irl!!

Circle 8:

Highly doubt your intentions

But you have A Point

Still, don't him around

Circle 2:

listen wonwoo's a good BET

Circle 1:

im nvr makin a bet w u again

Circle 2:

ok booty call

sure

Circle 1:

IT WAS ONE TIME

Circle 8:

Pretty sure Mingyu called you more than once but Anyway

Circle 1:

NOT HELPING

Circle 2:

ok u emotionally constipated boy

Circle 1:

u cant call me that when UR EXACTLY THE SAME

Circle 8:

Point

Jonghyun: 1 Minki: 0

Circle 2:

sHUTCHFCUKUP

anyway

can u like meet him irl so u can alrdy

Circle 1: