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hotline to hell
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[ the box chatroom ]

evil incarnate:

now see if you can to your best friend about goin out n havin fun y r u so prissy abt dis one boy

u hypocrite

pandora:

ok but he a hippo 2

he totes likes this one guy but wont admit it

our only hope:

be the role model

accept your feelings

pandora:

HE ALREADY SAID HES CRUSHING ON HIM SO

he shud b the role model by default

since i havent accepted anything

evil incarnate:

bull wtf minki uve been gushin over him for so long alrdy

even b4 the thing w ur bff

u just slipped so this blew up w ur other friends

our only hope:

he's right you know

you're just panicking now cause they found out about your little crush

and you're trying to redirect all attention to your best friend and his little crush

 

pandora:

y did i befriend u 2 demons

AND get u 2 2gther

do u not feel anything

i was ur cupid

n now u do this to me?

evil incarnate:

tnx 4 dat bb but u cant hang that ovr our heads 4evr

our only hope:

yeah move on it's been three years

pandora:

literally i hate u 2

evil incarnate:

gluck w ur lil crush lover boy

— — — —

babez♡:

should we help minki?

A Baby:

ur rly 2 good 4 ur own good arent u

babez♡:

well he did help us get together

if i hadn't met him i wouldn't have met you?

A Baby:

rnt u the one who said that we needed 2 move on frm that

babez♡:

well i don't want him to know we're helping out

be discreet

A Baby:

ok discreet boy do u want anythin frm the kitchen

babez♡:

water?

but also we have to talk

cause i was thinking

uh

cause

hmmmm

you know....

A Baby:

omg hong jisoo

r u breakin up w me????

babez♡:

no

that's not

but we need to

uhhhhh

A Baby:

R U BREAKIN UP W ME

babez♡:

first of all, why would i ever break up with you

second, you're just in my kitchen i don't think breaking up via text would be my best course of action

third, hang on lemme just put my things away

A Baby:

breaking up w me is uR WORST COURSE OF ACTION HOW DRARE

— — — —

"Calm down, baby," is the first thing out of his mouth as he emerges from his room, looking up at his boyfriend who had a plate of their dinner in hand. "Put the plate down and stop letting your imagination get ahead of you."

"Listen I will not go into whatever talk this is unarmed," Jeonghan replies, brow raised before he put down the plate as he saw Jisoo sit on the couch, walking up to the kitchen counter and clutching his chest as he leans against it. "I can't believe this is happening," he starts, pitch higher as he moves to circle the counter, leaning back against it as he presses the back of his hand to his forehead, "I thought we were forever, but I guess it really doesn't exist."

"Drop the act and come here," Jisoo huffs, rolling his eyes at his boyfriend's dramatics, making a mental note to make sure he watches less television—or at least less dramas. He pats the seat beside him on the sofa, waiting for Jeonghan to take a seat, his boyfriend slightly pouting that his act wasn't well received, folding his legs up and wrapping his arms around them, resting his cheek on his knees.

"So," Jisoo starts, Jeonghan watching him with a raised brow. "You mentioned three years..."

"Three years?"

"Of us being together...care of Minki...."

"You were the one who mentioned that," Jeonghan corrects, waving a hand nonchalantly. "Okay, anyway, and?"

"Right so, it's been three years and you've been a constant in my life ever since."

"Right, and?"

"So like I said, three years, a life constant...." he trails off, humming as he cracks his knuckles.

"Hong Jisoo, you know I don't like it when you're beating around the bush like this. Spit it out," Jeonghan huffs, bringing his legs down as he sat up straight. "What is it?" His tone was that of concern and Jeonghan could feel this ball of dread building up at the pit of his stomach. Usually, whenever this happens, Jisoo's hiding a sort of surprise or is about to apologise for something he personally thinks is trivial but would weigh on the other's mind in a more extreme manner than he'd like. He knows that their relationship had been going smoothly and that the love they shared between them only grew over the past three years, but there's still a part of him that couldn't shake off the tiny voice in his head that told him they'd break up—that he wasn't enough for Jisoo. All those thoughts, however, were completely banished from his mind the moment Jisoo spoke.

"Wouldyouliketolivewithmesinceyou'realwayshereanywayandIreallydon'tmindandIloveyouloadssolikejustlivewithme."

Jeonghan couldn't help but let out a chuckle, inching closer as he brought a hand up and cupped his ear, humming. "I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Repeat it in a manner where actual human beings could understand?" He jests, a smile plastering itself onto his features.

"Live with me. Please?"

He was laughing as he moves to pull J

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dystopianDebaucher
the timeline might be messy im not sure anymore im sry this is jobless culture jks bye idk what im doing anymore iM SRY FOR THIS!!
next up: mission impossible update and possible second date? who knows at this point rly arent we all just winging it

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JoshuaJHong
#1
Chapter 8: I love flirty Minhyun so much uwu ♡*~

Get your man Min! Jong is much more shy than you, YOU CAN DO IT.
XiaoYuNan
#2
Chapter 7: Omgggg so excited for their date! They finally met in person huhu
chroma
#3
Chapter 7: leaving the bag at school... that sounds familiar tho xD
chroma
#4
Chapter 2: also as someone majoring in accounting I'm offended lmfao no jk xD
chroma
#5
Chapter 2: I'm JR being a booty call. BECAUSE MINGYu. Period.
XiaoYuNan
#6
Chapter 4: Wow, i so love this fic!!! I really like the text format, it's my weakness, gaaaah. It's so fun to read and I like all the characters lol. Can't stop gushing on how everyone looks lol. Also Jonghyun really needs to take more selfies hahaha
Bubbletae1
#7
Chapter 4: I didn't know it possible to be so in love with a fanfiction that you're sat in bed at like 1am trying not to scream because everything is so bloody cute and ughhh. I can't form sentences because I am so overwhelmed by my own feelings. This is so cute and I'm a er for these text message type fics so automatic love for this but then reading it I just fell more in love with it. Like yes it's got everything I love and I love the way its written. I could go on and on about this but like I feel i'd be repeating myself and boring you. So like this is me just trying to say I love this and keep up the good work!
Multifandom30111
#8
Chapter 4: I luv this! This is literallly me and my bffs is2g!
SailAwayWithMe
#9
Chapter 1: "u rly diDNT mess up as badly as i thought"

Do you mean every conversation with me and my best friend ever???? This is so funny xD