1-800-let-me-live

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Jonghyun❤︎:

jesus take the wheel

take the whole van

TAKE IT

Minhyun❤︎:

You okay there?

Jonghyun❤︎:

NO

im havin d WORST Day i cant anymore

Minhyun❤︎:

Care to elaborate?

Jonghyun❤︎:

ok so u know how im an FA major right

bUT GUESS WHO WENT TO CLASS WITHOUT HIS FRIGGIN PENCIL CASE

ME

IT ME

Minhyun❤︎:

Couldn't you just borrow one?

Jonghyun❤︎:

no omg thats like not how we work

well at least not in that ONE CLASS I HAD FLJSDGJLKDJSF

rmbr that prof i told u abt

Minhyun❤︎:

The one who quoted Despacito in his syllabus?

Jonghyun❤︎:

yES LSDKJFKLSJGSDF I'M OVER IT

HE GOT SO MAD Im so tired

i had ONE class today n it

Minhyun❤︎:

Oh no

Wish I could do something for you?

Get yourself a muffin or something?

Jonghyun❤︎:

a muffin

rly

but ok fINE i deserve a muffin

Minhyun❤︎:

Yes, really

You do

— — — —

[ hell holes ;~) chatroom ]

Circle 2:

u ok there jonghyun

u were on the verge of tears in our last class

lmao

Circle 8:

What Happened?

Circle 2:

he 4got his things

like he had so much in his bag

but no n pencil case

lmaoooo

Circle 8:

Are you Okay, Jonghyun?

Circle 1:

NO LAJDG;LSKDJF

i didnt only 4get my pencil case

i 4got 2 pay for the tuition too

so now i have a lATE FEE FML

I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO IT WHEN I GOT TO SCHOOL BUT

NOTHING SOWRKING OUT

Circle 8:

Were you aware that there Are classes?

Its like you were taken by Surprise or something

Circle 1:

hshUT UP AAAAAA

im gon get a muffin

Circle 2:

lmao y

Circle 1:

minhyun said i deserve it

so im getting 1

Circle 2:

LMAO OK LOVER BOI

GO GET UR MUFFIN

c u tmrw dont 4get ur things

Circle 1:

SHUT UP MINKI

JUST BC U HAV PERMANENT DINGO NOW

Circle 8:

Again, you guys have Private chats for this....

— — — —

Mango:

i modelled for class 2day

tell me im pretty

Dingo:

you're pretty ^^

Mango:

that dont sound sincere

Dingo:

don't know how to remedy that, minki

but yes, you look great

you always do. don't really know how you manage to pull that off, really

Mango:

as the prophet beyonce says, i woke up like this, i woke up like this. flawless.

also well a selfie would be nice :^ )

Dingo:

surprised that wasn't gaga

also what're you planning on doing with my face

Mango:

god has a lots of prophets n their teachins must b used at appropriate times

also ok idk lotsa things

but its gon be used 2 mostly brag

Dingo:

????

Mango:

 

ugh just send 1 ovr u loser

Dingo:

i had to awkwardly take a pic inside of a cab for you

you better brag properly

Mango:

YES

YAY

Y E S

NICE

A+

ok good lookin imma flaunt ur face now

ty darl

Dingo:

don't know if i should be worried or encouraging this

but well okay so long as you're happy i guess

— — — —

[ hell holes ;~) chatroom ]

Circle 2:

1-10?

Circle 8:

Solid 8

Circle 1:

8.5 he has nice yes

waIT

WHO IS THIS

MINKI

Circle 2:

ok screw u guys hes obvs an 11

a 12, actually :~)

Circle 1:

BYE MINKI

but also nice catch ig

n ty 4 not sending a of his

Circle 2:

um those r 4 my eyes only ???

just bc u n ur lover boi exchange nudes

Circle 1:

WE DONT SLJFSLDKG SHUT UP

Circle 8:

It's nice that you're Happy, Minki

He's good looking

Better than your last At Least

Didn't need the joke in there but Okay that's Fine

Now please, you two

Talk Privately

Circle 2:

ok grampz fine

but also tnx tnx

— — — —

Jonghyun❤︎:

 

GROUP WORK

THERE I SAID IT

IT

Minhyun❤︎:

You okay there?

Jonghyun❤︎:

 

NO

im so far frm ok

its so annoyin like

if u cant finish on time TELL US ur gon drag d whole group down w ur attitude

damn it

im so tired

honey im tired

M IN HY UN *

FLKCNGSDFJ;SGDF

Minhyun❤︎:

What happened there?

Jonghyun❤︎:

idk but wnvr i type ur name

it turns into honey

honey

ITS SO ANNOYING WHY

Minhyun❤︎:

Did you mess with the autocorrect?

Jonghyun❤︎:

no idk how

my phone is lit 4 games n msgs

Minhyun❤︎:

Do you know anyone who could've messed with it?

Jonghyun❤︎:

MINKI

AAAAAA

hon

honey

hun

HE EVEN CHANGED THE M I N AND THE H Y U N SO I CANT EVEN

NICKNAME U

thats it im nvr callin u by ur name again

sry

Minhyun❤︎:

Haha it's fine

Call me whatever you want

Also I just got back from the salon :)

My friends said I looked fine so I don't think you ruined me with your decisions that badly

Jonghyun❤︎:

lsk;KJLASJGDF just bc i said!!

omg

is it ok

show me!!

Minhyun❤︎:

Does it look fine?

Jonghyun❤︎:

AAAAAAAA i did good

nice one self

you look amazin honey

M I N H Y U N*

i hate this how do i change it back

do u know how

Minhyun❤︎:

It's fine like that :)

Call me whatever you want

But also, that's good

That you like my hair I mean

Jonghyun❤︎:

it nice!!

also sdlgjlskdf icb this

fine

u wont help me????

imma call u hey

das it its final

u did this

Minhyun❤︎:

Technically it was Minki

Jonghyun❤︎:

aaaaaaaa fine okay fINE

u win

anywy tnx

Minhyun❤︎:

For?

Jonghyun❤︎:

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dystopianDebaucher
the timeline might be messy im not sure anymore im sry this is jobless culture jks bye idk what im doing anymore iM SRY FOR THIS!!
next up: mission impossible update and possible second date? who knows at this point rly arent we all just winging it

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JoshuaJHong
#1
Chapter 8: I love flirty Minhyun so much uwu ♡*~

Get your man Min! Jong is much more shy than you, YOU CAN DO IT.
XiaoYuNan
#2
Chapter 7: Omgggg so excited for their date! They finally met in person huhu
chroma
#3
Chapter 7: leaving the bag at school... that sounds familiar tho xD
chroma
#4
Chapter 2: also as someone majoring in accounting I'm offended lmfao no jk xD
chroma
#5
Chapter 2: I'm JR being a booty call. BECAUSE MINGYu. Period.
XiaoYuNan
#6
Chapter 4: Wow, i so love this fic!!! I really like the text format, it's my weakness, gaaaah. It's so fun to read and I like all the characters lol. Can't stop gushing on how everyone looks lol. Also Jonghyun really needs to take more selfies hahaha
Bubbletae1
#7
Chapter 4: I didn't know it possible to be so in love with a fanfiction that you're sat in bed at like 1am trying not to scream because everything is so bloody cute and ughhh. I can't form sentences because I am so overwhelmed by my own feelings. This is so cute and I'm a er for these text message type fics so automatic love for this but then reading it I just fell more in love with it. Like yes it's got everything I love and I love the way its written. I could go on and on about this but like I feel i'd be repeating myself and boring you. So like this is me just trying to say I love this and keep up the good work!
Multifandom30111
#8
Chapter 4: I luv this! This is literallly me and my bffs is2g!
SailAwayWithMe
#9
Chapter 1: "u rly diDNT mess up as badly as i thought"

Do you mean every conversation with me and my best friend ever???? This is so funny xD