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Jonghyun❤︎:

 hey hey

so remember when i asked jesus to take the entire van

Minhyun❤︎:

Oh no

Jonghyun❤︎:

TAKE EVERYTHING @ GOD

Minhyun❤︎:

What happened?

Jonghyun❤︎:

ok so like lmao i was walkin home rite

frm school n

n i was alrdy halfway home

when i realised

i haD NO BAG

HAHAHAHAH I FORGOT MY ENTIRE BAG, MINHYUN

Minhyun❤︎:

Oh you fixed the thing

Anyway, not the point

Okay so did you get it back at least?

Jonghyun❤︎:

its only monday end me alrdy

i cant

also i did there were still ppl left in the room so it was safe

plus i aint got anythin any1 can steal so like lmao

but yea im tIRED

Minhyun❤︎:

It's fine, we all have those days

And at least nothing was stolen!!

It's only Monday, you'll live

Jonghyun❤︎:

omg u were actually able 2 sound enthusiastic abt something lmao thats amazing

Minhyun❤︎:

Do I usually not?

Sound enthusiastic, I mean

Jonghyun❤︎:

omg no like u used !!s

i didnt mean anything bad by it im sry omg

Minhyun❤︎:

No it's fine! It was just a question :)

Anyway so are we going to plan for this coming weekend?

Or are we winging it?

Jonghyun❤︎:

OMG RIGHT

SATURDAY

uHHhhhhhh do u wna do smth specific or?

Minhyun❤︎:

You forgot we had plans

Can't say I'm not hurt

Haha

But anything's fine with me :)

Jonghyun❤︎:

omg im SRY IM SUPER EXCITED ABT IT THO

imma hav 2 plan my outfit early on

also omg ur not helping can u like pick smth 2 do

Minhyun❤︎:

You'll look fine in anything don't worry about it :)

Well there's movies? But we won't get to talk much

Unless movie then we eat out?

But then all we'll talk about after would be the movie?

See I really can't help much either way 

Jonghyun❤︎:

oaa;sdjgsladkfls were hopeless i cant

lets just wing it ig

ttyl i jgh n imma crash

Minhyun❤︎:

Alright, sleep well!

— — — —

[ hell holes ;~) chatroom ]

Circle 1:

u guys busy rn

Circle 8:

What's up?

Circle 2:

??

Circle 1:

o uh

nothin much just

uHHHHhhhHhh weds bluez or smth

Circle 8:

Right, you quit your one job

You bored?

Circle 2:

u think 2 much when ur bored

r u ok

Circle 1:

YEA YEA just cause like

been havin a bad week so like

im tired n stuff n i wanna b excited abt smth again

n i dont wana bother min abt it cause well

idk if we that close yet but like

idk

n like i dont wanna bother u 2 too but like

i feel like at least i could bother u guys abt it lmao

i bet yall r sick of my

Circle 2:

im sick of ur for other reasons dw

but u could just talk 2 him if u want 2 yk

i mean were always here n stuff but

 

 

Circle 8:

Maybe you need someone New to talk to too?

Circle 2:

yea exactly that

like were always here so like u probs got used 2 us nagging alrdy

Circle 8:

And you Like that boy and he makes you Happy

Even with Just Texting

Pretty sure he feels the same way

Cheer yourself up and Text Him

Circle 2:

with how u guys hav been talkin

im p sure u wont b a bother

Circle 1:

YEA BUT U NVR KNOW idk im so

ughGHhghH Help

Circle 2:

help urself

to that ~ ~

or lmao who takes which up

Circle 1:

NOT EVERYTHINGS ABT ING, MINKI

also he seems tall n idk well built

n has a nice frame just from pics

nice broad shoulders n stuff

ohMY GOD I HATE YOU

Circle 2:

I GOT U TO LOOSEN UP CAN U LIKE

APPRECIATE ME

Circle 8:

Well he has a Point, slighty....Maybe

Circle 1:

yea but now it'll be AWKWARD to talk 2 him after talkin abt his body

lIKE DO U FEEL

Circle 2:

lmao no like do u not know how ting starts lmao

Circle 1:

ok gbye

Circle 8:

Feel better

Love you

Circle 1:

love u 2 :~(

Circle 2:

wheres mine ? ?? 

Circle 1:

go choke

— — — —

 

Jonghyun❤︎:

so anyway haha

r u busy or smth

Minhyun❤︎: 

Not particularly

What's up?

Jonghyun❤︎:

nothin!!

just idk wanted 2 chill n hav sm1 2 talk to

Minhyun❤︎: 

No you're good

Been busy with work?

Jonghyun❤︎:

the opposite!!

i quite the thing rmbr

Minhyun❤︎:

 Ah right

I forget

What's it like having free time? 

Jonghyun❤︎:

now c u would have this 2 if u tOOK CARE OF URSELF

but aNYWAY mr latin honours

it a lil i think

Minhyun❤︎:

Oh why? 

What's up?  

Jonghyun❤︎:

nah its more like i

tend 2 overthink? when im alone ? n bored?

lmao

like suddenly

omg what if evry1 i love secretly hates me

type

Minhyun❤︎:

First off, I don't think anyone could ever hate you 

Second, do you want to talk about it? 

And third, do you want to, if you don't want the second option, plan for Saturday?

So you have something else to think about 

Jonghyun❤︎:

omg ok good idea

so like

daybreak plaza right

Minhyun❤︎:

Right 

Movie and dinner? 

Or lunch then movie? 

Jonghyun❤︎:

why not both

i mean like

lunch - movie - dinner

so like we can talk abt smth else b4 going full geek abt the movie

whatre we even watching

Minhyun❤︎:

What's out right now? 

I'm not usually up to date with movies  

Jonghyun❤︎:

UHHHHHHH there's the greatest showman

oH WAIT NO

BLACK PANTHER

OH H HH H M GYOOOOD THE TRAILER LOOKS SO GOOD lets go its done im setting it now

im sry u hav 0 say the hype is REAL AS HECK

Minhyun❤︎:

That's fine with me :) 

So long as you're good 

So what're we having for lunch and dinner? 

Jonghyun❤︎:

omg w8 i didnt think this through

uhHHHH food court lmao jk jkj kj kjkajsg;askldjfs; im not that lame

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dystopianDebaucher
the timeline might be messy im not sure anymore im sry this is jobless culture jks bye idk what im doing anymore iM SRY FOR THIS!!
next up: mission impossible update and possible second date? who knows at this point rly arent we all just winging it

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JoshuaJHong
#1
Chapter 8: I love flirty Minhyun so much uwu ♡*~

Get your man Min! Jong is much more shy than you, YOU CAN DO IT.
XiaoYuNan
#2
Chapter 7: Omgggg so excited for their date! They finally met in person huhu
chroma
#3
Chapter 7: leaving the bag at school... that sounds familiar tho xD
chroma
#4
Chapter 2: also as someone majoring in accounting I'm offended lmfao no jk xD
chroma
#5
Chapter 2: I'm JR being a booty call. BECAUSE MINGYu. Period.
XiaoYuNan
#6
Chapter 4: Wow, i so love this fic!!! I really like the text format, it's my weakness, gaaaah. It's so fun to read and I like all the characters lol. Can't stop gushing on how everyone looks lol. Also Jonghyun really needs to take more selfies hahaha
Bubbletae1
#7
Chapter 4: I didn't know it possible to be so in love with a fanfiction that you're sat in bed at like 1am trying not to scream because everything is so bloody cute and ughhh. I can't form sentences because I am so overwhelmed by my own feelings. This is so cute and I'm a er for these text message type fics so automatic love for this but then reading it I just fell more in love with it. Like yes it's got everything I love and I love the way its written. I could go on and on about this but like I feel i'd be repeating myself and boring you. So like this is me just trying to say I love this and keep up the good work!
Multifandom30111
#8
Chapter 4: I luv this! This is literallly me and my bffs is2g!
SailAwayWithMe
#9
Chapter 1: "u rly diDNT mess up as badly as i thought"

Do you mean every conversation with me and my best friend ever???? This is so funny xD