010-68XX-XXXX:

ya

i did it

i blew him

you better get me that damn game

Satan:

I'm sorry you did what now?

010-68XX-XXXX:

i did the bet!!

u said you'd get me the new persona game if i blew kim mingyu

Satan :

Oh

Oh my

I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number?

010-68XX-XXXX:

ya choi minki

you better not b in w me

my jaw did not go slack for nothing

Satan:

I'm afraid I'm not kidding?

010-68XX-XXXX:

ya!!!

if u didnt want 2 get me the game in teh first place then u shldv just told me !!!

— ———

010-13XX-XXXX:

dude i heard u blew kim mingyu???

nice

cant believe u actually did that 4 a game

if all i needed was 2 bribe u into getting a life i shoudlve done this sooner

Asshat:

wait what

minki???

010-13XX-XXXX:

yea???

did u fukin restore ur damn phone again

i kEEP TELLING U its all those damn games u download

Asshat:

OH

— ———

Satan:

Like I've been telling you, you've got the wrong person

Unless your friend looks like me or I miraculously have a friend with a life, you've got the wrong number

010-68XX-XXXX:

OHMYGOD IM SO SORRY

I KNOW I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM M Y FR IEND

IM SO SOS OSRY RY

also ur hot ? ? ? ?

k im so sorry again iLL LEAVE THIS EARTH NOW GBYE

Satan:

Please don't suddenly just leave the Earth???

Also, just out of curiosity, what in the world happened?

010-68XX-XXXX:

oh my friend and i made a bet that if i could blow this one guy

he'd get me a new game for my ps4

Satan:

Oh I had actually meant how did you get our numbers mixed up but

Well, you go through rather far lengths for a game now don't you?

010-68XX-XXXX:

OH SLJGAL;SKDJGALS;KDF

my phone just got reformatted cause i had to fix things since i download 2 mny games

so like i thought i remembered my bff's number by heart buT APPARENTLY NOT

AGAIN, WILL DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH NOW TNX

Satan:

Again, please don't.

But also oh, right. So are you getting your game then?

010-68XX-XXXX:

oh yea lmao apparently he just wanted me 2 have a life

like um just bc u have one???

but well its not like its anything new i guess

Satan:

That's....nice, I guess?

Well then, Mr....bet winner?

It was lovely speaking to you

Though it's a shame I don't know what you look like

Doesn't seem like a fair trade off

010-68XX-XXXX:

MR BET WINNER.......

im jr btw

also oH im sry do u want me 2 send a selfie in exchange im so sry abt that

i promise i wont do anything w or 2 ur face

Satan:

That's very....concerning.

Yes, please

Just to level the playing field, I suppose

It was my mistake to immediately send a photo of my face, anyway

But it would be nice to put a face to this bet winner I'm talking to

010-68XX-XXXX:

well at least u know mr bet winner's name

but also ok fine here u go im sry i cant b as photogenic as u

i dont take selfies ok im sry

Satan:

You don't have to be!!

You look nice. Nice eyebrows.

Also, just call me Min

010-68XX-XXXX:

thanks?????

nice face?????

!!! that was meant 2 b enthusiastic

anywy ok min it was nice talkin 2 u again im so sorry 4 this

Satan:

Again, you don't have to be!

It was quite interesting

A nice study break, if you will

Anyway, got to go back to hitting the books

Talk to you later

? I'm sorry, don't know how to end a conversation it seems

010-68XX-XXXX:

oh lmao dont worry me 2 i kinda just let it die

but also oaky good luck w ur studies!!

i hope u dont die lmao ttyl!!

( Save 010-68XX-XXXX as JR? [Yes] or [No] )

( Rename Satan to Not Satan? [Yes] or [No] )

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( Save 010-13XX-XXXX as Satan? [Yes] or [No] )

Asshat:

hooleeeyyyy fckn e minki icb what just happened

Satan:

u just blew kim mingyu thats what happened

but anyway so whats the game??? stop leaving me on read u

Asshat:

no okay ohmygod its so bad but also???

hsi face !!!!!!!

wru i need 2 tell u in person

also i need 2 show u his face DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

Satan:

oh damn u used damn like five times

im by the bench outside plato hall

damn son what happened 2 u

Asshat:

probs the best thing 2 evr happen 2 me

n my unfortunate circumstance of havin 2 reformat my phone

like evry five months

— ———

A Minhyun:

The most interesting thing happened to me today

Jisoo H:

it can't be that interesting but

what is it

A Minhyun:

Someone mistakenly texted me

And told me about their life

Jisoo H:

okay fair enough that's interesting

tell me more

A Minhyun:

This person mistakenly messaged me thinking I was their friend

With whom they made a bet with

The bet was that he'd blow this guy in exchange for a game

And he did

Jisoo H:

ok well i can't see why he couldn't just buy the game for himself

but alright then

and?

A Minhyun:

And?

That's it

That's the story

Jisoo H:

omg

you didn't even bother to find out if they're cute or not?

or if they even got the game in the first place

when did this happen

A Minhyun:

Last night

Also they're cute.

Person's a he so safe to assume they're not straight

But to each their own

Don't know if they got the game though

Jisoo H:

alright, to each their own

but also you thought he was cute? that rarely ever happens

how cute is he

A Minhyun:

Well he h