gay s

I wrote you a song (its called stop talking to me)

naegahosh- soonyoung

prince of china- jun

dinosaur- chan

appa cheol- seungcheol

satan- jeonghan

queenboo- seungkwan

vampire sunbaenim- hansol

thughao- minghao

wonwoohoo- wonwoo

satan hater - jihoon

jisoo- jisoo

god gyu- mingyu

seokmin- seokmin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ WASTED POTENTIAL ]

 

princeofchina: no homo but sometimes i look into minghao's eyes and realize i'm in love

 

thughao: ....

 

satan: im not sure but that's pretty gay

 

queenboo: im sure and thats gay

 

princeofchina: but still

 

princeofchina: NO HOMO THO

 

thughao: totally

 

vampire sunbaenim: no worries we're all a little gay in here

 

godgyu: heYY

 

wonwoohoo: ....

 

godgyu: i mean yea tru

 

godgyu: gay update- getting GAYER

 

[vampire sunbaenim changed the group name to gays and gays]

 

satanhater: i cant with this gay

 

satan: then leave ?

 

queenboo: someone pls speak to the nonbeliever

 

appa cheol: stop ganging up on jihoon again

 

queenboo: .... 

 

princeofchina: ......

 

satan: .....

 

satanhater: ugh

 

satanhater: *pushes tear back into eye* not now

 

dinosaur: guys

 

dinosaur: why is this chat active in the MIDDLE OF THE ING NIGHT

 

appa cheol: aobssgyzwisvsysgsisbsb

 

satanhater: *inhales*

 

satanhater: I DO NOT TOLERATE THAT KIND OF BULL LANGUAGE IN THIS MOTHERFCKING HOUSEHOLD

 

satanhater: language pls

 

appa cheol: svhKHSGSUSVSV

 

satan: thats my friend !

 

seokmin: idk if i should start worrying or not

 

jisoo: hint- u should

 

appa cheol: dear god, help

 

naegahosh: HELLO CHILDREN

 

godgyu: god, is that you ???

 

naegahosh: ....

 

naegahosh: yes

 

naegahosh: what did i miss?

 

seungkwan: me

 

naegahosh: oh thank god

 

naegahosh: i thought i missed something important

 

naegahosh: so whats happening

 

thughao: global warming

 

godgyu: pain

 

jisoo: chan triggering jihoon

 

satan: jun spreading gayness

 

princeofchina: i sad no homo

 

satan: oh, my bad

 

satan: *jun spreading gayness in a no homo way

 

naegahosh: mood

 

appa cheol: kids its time to sleep

 

appa cheol: its like 1 in the morning

 

appa cheol: a.k.a seungcheol's time to rest

 

appa cheol: away from any of you

 

vampire sunbaenim: top 10 anime betrayals

 

queenboo: icb ull just throw us away like this dad

 

dinosaur: you deserve to be thrown tbh

 

satan: this kid, rlly

 

satan: im so proud

 

wonwoohoo: dads right and i also need my beauty sleep freaks

 

princeofchina: lmao just rest

 

princeofchina: ur beauty is nonexistent

 

godgyu: dont talk to my man like that

 

thughao: that applies to you too

 

godgyu: ....

 

thughao: ....

 

jisoo: this gon be good

 

naegahosh: the popcorns ready

 

appa cheol: istg

 

appa cheol: seokmin and jihoon, help me calm the kids

 

seokmin: i cant, i am already asleep

 

vampire sunbaenim: how did you type that then

 

seokmin: a magician never reveals his secret

 

jihoon: cant do it too

 

appa cheol: guys

 

appa cheol: why

 

satanhater: its 1

 

appa cheol: so ???

 

satanhater: its the soft hours cheol

 

satanhater: its time for me to be sensitive and cute

 

wonwoohoo: doesnt anyone care about my beauty sleep

 

princeofchina: uhm no

 

wonwoohoo: smh im quitting

 

wonwoohoo: who wants to throw this y body into the sun

 

satan: no one

 

wonwoohoo: :(

 

godgyu: ICB

 

vampire sunbaenim: im a bathroom mirror

 

thughao: tf

 

wonwoohoo: uhm excuse me im having a moment here

 

dinosaur: relevance? where art thou?

 

seokmin: why

 

appa cheol: so ure awake

 

seokmin: brb gotta fake my sleep

 

vampire sunbaenim: bcos im as honest as one

 

vampire sunbaenim: 10/10 the paragon of honesty

 

queenboo: never in my life have i heard such a pretentious lie

 

vampire sunbaenim: its true !

 

queenboo: rlly

 

queenboo: then answer this honestly

 

queenboo: do u see a future with me

 

vampire sunbaenim: like two years from now

 

queenboo: ???

 

queenboo: specific but okay

 

vampire sunbaenim: if thats the case then i dont

 

queenboo:

 

appa cheol: W H A T

 

satanhater: smh

 

naegahosh: ?

 

princeofchina: ??

 

dinosaur: ???

 

satan: ????

 

thughao: ?!

 

godgyu: its supposed to be ?????

 

thughao: dont tell me how to live my life

 

jisoo: hansol what the hell man

 

queenboo: why

 

vampire sunbaenim: its simple

 

queenboo: u dont love me anymore ?

 

vampire sunbaenim: i dont have 20/20 vision

 

vampire sunbaenim: *finger guns

 

vampire sunbaenim: wAIT

 

vampire sunbaenim: tf babe THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT WAIT

 

vampire sunbaenim: babe

 

vampire sunbaenim: babe

 

vampire sunbaenim: baby

 

vampire sunbaenim: my seungkwan

 

vampire sunbaenim: seungkwannie

 

satan: as much as i would love you to two to be okay

 

satan: theres this thing called personal messaging

 

queenboo: im going to sleep

 

queenboo: dont disturb me

 

vampire sunbaenim: B A B E

 

[queenboo left the group]

 

jisoo: ah

 

naegahosh: ure a dead man hansol

 

vampire sunbaenim: @appa cheol help

 

appa cheol: ....

 

vampire sunbaenim:

 

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whattalassisolet
#1
Chapter 5: Hansol ain't getting laid for sometime now 👁👄👁
whattalassisolet
#2
Chapter 3: Legend has it that, to this day... Wonwoo and Mingyu still weren't added back to the group
whattalassisolet
#3
Chapter 2: HSNAUAANIWNSSHDBSJAJANSUNSUSNSSBSHSNSJSJS
whattalassisolet
#4
Chapter 1: LOVED IT
APLAPL
#5
Chapter 3: I died. A whole ‘nother level
HanneyLee #6
Chapter 5: Your sense of humor is on another level.. I was laughing my arse off..
soy_carat_de_cora
#7
Chapter 5: MY POOR BABY HANSOL WHAT DID YOU DO???!!
headlines_headlines #8
Chapter 4: THESE R ALL SO FUNNY IMCRYINGBHHGF
rosequartznserenity #9
I don't normally read gc fic cos my slow brain gets confused easily. But this one is hilarious!!! Can't wait for the next update!
KuonFrei
#10
Chapter 4: Aaaaaaaa!!!! Poor Jihoonie~!!!

Tag urself, Im Jeonghan