naegahosh- soonyoung

prince of china- jun

dinosaur- chan

appa cheol- seungcheol

satan incarnate- jeonghan

queenboo- seungkwan

not a vampire- hansol

thughao- minghao

wonwoohoo- wonwoo

#savemyscalp2k17 (satan's bff; satan hater)- jihoon

jisoo- jisoo

god gyu- mingyu

seokmin- seokmin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ god gyu created the group ]

 

[ god gyu named the group teen kings ]

 

[ god gyu added wonwoohoo, appa cheol, not a vampire, and 9 others ]

 

god gyu: hEY GUYS

 

god gyu: whats ur dream job

 

#savemyscalp2k17: wtf

 

queenboo: u went all out

 

queenboo: and created another useless gc

 

queenboo: to aSK THAT

 

god gyu: hey don't attac me it was dino s idea

 

dinosaur: dont add me into this mess ur on ur own

 

god gyu: i see where ur loyalty lies

 

jisoo: hey guys don't be like that

 

god gyu: ^^

 

jisoo: u know gyu had always been an idiot

 

jisoo: stop putting things past him

 

not a vampire: LOL XD XD XD

 

satan incarnate: shut up vernon

 

satan incarnate: dont pollute this chat with ur outdated emojis

 

god gyu: i just wanted ANSWERS

 

god gyu: but what do i get

 

god gyu: disrespect

 

thughao: i mean

 

thughao: u had it coming

 

[ god gyu removed thughao ]

 

prince of china: wtf boi

 

[ prince of china added thughao ]

 

prince of china: there u go my boi thank me later

 

thughao: but i never wanted to be in here

 

thughao: pls let me go

 

#savemyscalpk17: and I never wanted to have idiots as members but here you all are

 

#savemyscalp2k17: WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD MINGHAO

 

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appa cheol: HEEEEEEY

 

appa cheol: whats all this about

 

appa cheol: 10 minutes out of the internet and I come back to this MESS

 

wonwoohoo: .....

 

god gyu: I just wanted to know what ur dream jobs are

 

queenboo: we are kpop idols gyu

 

queenboo: what did u think our dream jobs were

 

god gyu: idk i just thought youd want something else ???

 

god gyu: like, if you werent an idol

 

god gyu: what wud u be

 

prince of china: u know those people who put stickers on fruits

 

prince of china: id want to be like them someday

 

prince of china: i think i can do that

 

seokmin: srsly jun are u stoned

 

satan incarnate: stoned?

 

satan incarnate: STONED?

 

satan incarnate: thats so like a 17th century word or smth

 

naegahosh: have you ever considered what the word "stoned" must have felt after you called it 17th century?

 

naegahosh: of course not

 

naegahosh: u only think abt urself

 

satan incarnate: shut up hosh ur un is also 17th century

 

dinosaur: what does stoned means

 

queenboo: lmao dino stop acting innocent

 

prince of china: stoned means ur high, dear

 

prince of china: anyway i'm not stoned

 

prince of china: probably just

 

prince of china: slightly pebbled

 

prince of china: not stoned

 

jisoo: sounds fake but okay

 

appa cheol: stop this drugs talk there are fetuses here

 

dino: who ???

 

not a vampire: obviously

 

not a vampire: its me

 

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naegahosh: whos up for stargazing tonight

 

prince of china: why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

 

#savemyscalp2k17: cant believe im alive for this

 

[ #savemyscalp2k17 left the group ]

 

[ satan incarnate added #savemyscalp2k17 ]

 

satan incarnate: boi u will suffer with us

 

god gyu: so no one else is going to answer my question?

 

god gyu: the ultimate reason this gc was created

 

god gyu: nO ONE??

 

thughao: uh

 

thughao: ive always wanted to be a lawyer

 

appa cheol: aww our minghao is trying to be nice

 

appa cheol: for once

 

thughao: its night time

 

queenboo: so ???

 

thughao: so im only an 18/7 bcos at night i actually have feelings

 

satan incarnate: feelings omg DISGUSTING

 

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appa cheol: wait wTF

 

appa cheol: whos in the kitchen rn i heard a scream ?

 

dinosaur: that would be seokmin

 

wonwoohoo: why what happened

 

seokmin: there was a BUG

 

not a vampire: :(((((

 

jisoo: i feel so sorry i hope ur doing fine now

 

dinosaur: u know u could just go to the kitchen to see us

 

dinosaur: if ur rlly worried

 

jisoo: my kindness radar is only on this chat

 

jisoo: the signal is weak in the real world

 

naegahosh: tbh who gave bugs the right

 

wonwoohoo: ^^

 

satan incarnate: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BUGS THAT STAY AWAY FROM ME U ROCK KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOING #REALKINGS #LOYAL

 

god gyu: i know bugs are terrifying and all but

 

god gyu: ur dream jobs, everyone??

 

#savemyscalp2k17: why are u so bent on finding out anyway

 

god gyu: for my thesis

 

prince of china: ????

 

prince of china: u don't even go to school ?????

 

god gyu: fine

 

god gyu: its for SCIENCE

 

dinosaur: he wanted to know wonwoo hyungs dream job so he'll know what course to take in college

 

god gyu: DINO OMGHAVDISVSHDVD I HOPE U CHOKE

 

seokmin: thats sweet

 

jisoo: that's crazy

 

not a vampire: there are two kinds of people

 

queenboo: lmao imagine being THAT desperate for

 

queenboo: cant relate

 

not a vampire: THREE kinds of people

 

wonwoohoo: idek whats happening anymore ?

 

#savemyscalp2k17: ^^

 

prince of china: whatever

 

prince of china: where u @ minghao my boi

 

thughao: at the park relaxing with wonwoo

 

god gyu: what where when wHY HOW

 

god gyu: how can u relax without me wonwoo

 

wonwoohoo: i do that quite a lot actually

 

god gyu: but u LOVE being with me

 

wonwoohoo: i... ???

 

wonwoohoo: i don't ? so ?

 

god gyu: :(

 

dinosaur: is this

 

satan incarnate: the end of the meanie couple

 

queenboo: stay tuned to find out!!!!

 

jisoo: airs every night, only at seventeens dorm

 

#savemyscalp2k17: lmao i can hear mingyu sniffing

 

appa cheol: u mADE HIM CRY????!

 

dinosaur: .....

 

satan incarnate: .....

 

queenboo: .....

 

jisoo: *dabs nervously*

 

appa cheol: sigh

 

appa cheol: seokmin

 

seokmin: im on it

 

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[ kool kids 97liners (3) ]

 

seokmin: hey mingyu

 

seokmin: u ok?

 

mingyu: ...

 

mingyu: idk

 

minghao: ....

 

minghao: tbh why do u even like wonwoo

 

minghao: hes like

 

minghao: out of this world

 

minghao: literally

 

mingyu: i like tall guys bcos theyre closer to jesus

 

seokmin: uh

 

minghao: .....

 

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[ fairy godfathers squad (3) ]

 

seokmin: cant help mingyu

 

seokmin: boy's straight up c r a z y

 

seokmin: im telling u

 

seungcheol: *sighs AGAIN AND AGAIN

 

jihoon: but

 

jihoon: why am i in this gc, again ?

 

jihoon: idc abt the well-being of anyone let alone es like u so why ?

 

seungcheol: cuz u old

 

jihoon: theres also jeonghan

 

jihoon: and jisoo

 

seokmin: they're c r a z y too

 

seungcheol: why are u spelling it out

 

seokmin: 4minute sunbaenims

 

seokmin: RESPECT 4 THE REAL QUEENS YALL

 

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satan incarnate: ok so while they make the crybaby better

 

satan incarnate: lets talk abt

 

satan incarnate: how TRAGIC the gc name is like ? so cringy

 

queenboo: for once we actually agree on smth

 

[ #savemyscalp2k17 named the group WASTED POTENTIAL ]

 

prince of china: i mean tru

 

satan incarnate: were finally on the same page i love u

 

[ satan incarnate set the name for #savemyscalp2k17 to satan's bff ]

 

satan's bff: jeonghan i wrote u a song

 

satan incarnate: lmao

 

satan incarnate: really tho ?

 

satan's bff: yep

 

satan's bff: its called STAY AWAY FROM ME I DONT LIKE U

 

[ satan's bff set his own name to satan hater ]

 

queenboo: a bop

 

dinosaur: ill stream that song everyday

 

naegahosh: i feel the trophies coming

 

not a vampire: did u see my bag did u see my bag

 

satan incarnate: i will murder all of u

 

queenboo: dandy

 

satan hater: cant wait hurry up

 

appa cheol: *sighs ETERNALLY

 

appa cheol: is no an emotion bcos I FEEL THAT IN MY SOUL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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should i continue this or nah

lmao

comments abt my lameness are appreciated