is it gay in here or is jt just me

I wrote you a song (its called stop talking to me)
naegahosh- soonyoung prince of china- jun dinosaur- chan appa cheol- seungcheol satan incarnate- jeonghan queenboo- seungkwan not a vampire- hansol thughao- minghao wonwoohoo- wonwoo satan hater - jihoon jisoo- jisoo god gyu- mingyu seokmin- seokmin

 

[ WASTED POTENTIAL (13) ]

 

naegahosh: chan ure grounded

 

dinosaur: oi wTF

 

dinosaur: i mean hyung whyyyyyy

 

naegahosh: i found a rap album under ur bed

 

dinosaur: ???

 

dinosaur: so ???

 

god gyu: same

 

wonwoohoo: why wud u even hide a rap album under ur bed

 

wonwoohoo: ur a rapper

 

god gyu: ^^

 

thughao: mingyu u fcking double agent

 

prince of china: a rapper LOL

 

prince of china: nah he's a dancer

 

thughao: back off losers hes ours

 

not a vampire: yea sure i mean

 

not a vampire: this is why were called wasted potential

 

not a vampire: continue wasting his skills being w/ u uglies

 

naegahosh: tf man

 

naegahosh: u were once a part of something beautiful

 

naegahosh: remember

 

naegahosh: money money money money money

 

naegahosh: we cud hav been the best dancers out there

 

naegahosh: u me and chan

 

satan hater: i was also in that video so ???

 

satan hater: u for leaving me out

 

naegahosh: sorry jihoon it can never work between us bYE

 

satan hater: who said i wanted to be with u ???

 

satan hater: go die

 

not a vampire: uhh

 

not a vampire: just a few days ago u said u dont need me

 

naegahosh: that was just chan

 

naegahosh: u know how growing boys can be

 

dinosaur: what did i do to deserve this maltreatment

 

god gyu: growing boy lmao i cant breathe

 

thughao: then suffocate

 

appa cheol: what rap album ver. is it even

 

seokmin: ^^

 

satan incarnate: ^^

 

naegahosh: the clean ver.

 

jisoo: oh god

 

prince of china: ksvgIWOGFVSJDVDJSG

 

queenboo: a disgrace

 

satan hater: theres no saving this child now

 

prince of china: thats it chan ur rlly grounded

 

dinosaur: once again

 

dinosaur: WHY

 

satan incarnate: the clean version? Really? Really????

 

prince of china: i didn't raise u to be such a nerd

 

dinosaur: u didnt raise me at all

 

appa cheol: god damn

 

appa cheol: that's my boy

 

queenboo: i take it back, chan's worth more than all of u combined

 

not a vampire: w/o me of course

 

queenboo: w/ u especially

 

not a vampire: story time: how me and my bf broke up

 

wonwoohoo: i wonder whats the feeling of knowing wtf is going on

 

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[ : gotta catch em all (4) ]

 

jeonghan: *sigh*

 

jeonghan: why am i better than everyone

 

jisoo: when did u ever ?

 

jisoo: lmao jk

 

jisoo: luv u

 

jeonghan: .....

 

jeonghan: ♡

 

jihoon: is it gay in here or is it just me

 

jeonghan: ANYWAY

 

jeonghan: lets hav a prayer meeting for our fallen comrade lee jihoon

 

jeonghan: who has successfully managed to embarass himself in front of seungcheol (AGAIN) while attempting to confess

 

jeonghan: today we are blessed™

 

jihoon: i may be short but that doesnt meAN UR NOT ABT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

 

seokmin: calm down

 

jisoo: ur always so funny jihoon

 

jihoon: its bcos im a joke

 

jeonghan: sad but true

 

seokmin: what even happened

 

seokmin: and where is soonyoung???

 

seokmin: the only other sensible person here

 

jisoo: probably out there disappointing jesus

 

seokmin: smh

 

jeonghan: yall know i don't shy away from drama

 

jeonghan: so here goes the full story

 

jeonghan: so i was here at the dorm bcos its a good day to watch others suffer

 

jihoon: also a good day to mind ur own damn business

 

jeonghan: watevs

 

jeonghan: there I was, loving life in general, then i heard a shrill so horrible to hear it could only come from one small fiend

 

jihoon: die die die die die die

 

jeonghan bcos i love drama, i immediately went to their shared room

 

jeonghan: to see jihoonie lying face down on the floor, next to a terrified cheol

 

jisoo: i feel u, cheol

 

jeonghan: i was like, yo what up

 

jeonghan: and cheols all like, idk he just said he had smth to say then he suddenly turned around but the floor was slippery and so he fell

 

jeonghan: FACE DOWN

 

jeonghan: after enjoying a good laugh i went to seek refuge on our room, jisoo

 

jeonghan: bcos im pretty sure jihoon is outside but idc lol

 

jeonghan: subscribe for more quality content yall

 

jihoon: open ur damn door

 

jeonghan: NEVER

 

seokmin: ......

 

seokmin: is ur head okay jihoon

 

jihoon: yea

 

seokmin: then thats all that matters

 

jihoon: what abt my REPUTATION™

 

jisoo: taylor swift bleSS

 

seokmin: its not like u dont know seungcheol

 

seokmin: hes probably worrying abt u more

 

jihoon: ....

 

jihoon: yea probably

 

jihoon: ugh he's so ???? kind

 

jihoon: i hope he knows how happy he makes me feel

 

jisoo: eww

 

[ jeonghan left the group ]

 

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[ jihoon, seungcheol (2) ]

 

seungcheol: heyyy

 

seungcheol: what was that earlier lmao

 

seungcheol: uh

 

seongcheol: are u okay ?

 

jihoon: yea

 

jihoon: did i

 

jihoon: worry u?

 

seungcheol:

 

seungcheol: a bit

 

seungcheol: want to grab lunch ?

 

seungcheol: u know

 

seungcheol: to make sure ur rlly okay

 

seungcheol: better to be safe than sorry

 

jihoon: okay

 

 

 

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whattalassisolet
#1
Chapter 5: Hansol ain't getting laid for sometime now 👁👄👁
whattalassisolet
#2
Chapter 3: Legend has it that, to this day... Wonwoo and Mingyu still weren't added back to the group
whattalassisolet
#3
Chapter 2: HSNAUAANIWNSSHDBSJAJANSUNSUSNSSBSHSNSJSJS
whattalassisolet
#4
Chapter 1: LOVED IT
APLAPL
#5
Chapter 3: I died. A whole ‘nother level
HanneyLee #6
Chapter 5: Your sense of humor is on another level.. I was laughing my arse off..
soy_carat_de_cora
#7
Chapter 5: MY POOR BABY HANSOL WHAT DID YOU DO???!!
headlines_headlines #8
Chapter 4: THESE R ALL SO FUNNY IMCRYINGBHHGF
rosequartznserenity #9
I don't normally read gc fic cos my slow brain gets confused easily. But this one is hilarious!!! Can't wait for the next update!
KuonFrei
#10
Chapter 4: Aaaaaaaa!!!! Poor Jihoonie~!!!

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