naegahosh (hulk sunbaenim)- soonyoung

prince of china (captain china)- jun

dinosaur (batman)- chan

appa cheol (the dad friend hero)- seungcheol

satan incarnate (wonderwoman)- jeonghan

queenboo (superman's man)- seungkwan

not a vampire (superman)- hansol

thughao (aquaman)- minghao

wonwoohoo (iron man)- wonwoo

satan hater (the mom friend hero)- jihoon

jisoo (joshua frost)- jisoo

god gyu- mingyu

seokmin- seokmin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not a vampire: not tryna start or anything

 

not a vampire: but i am SO qualified to be a member of vocal unit like

 

not a vampire: ya know what i mean, folks ?

 

satan hater: no

 

jisoo: ^^

 

satan incarnate: ^^

 

seokmin: ^^

 

not a vampire: even u, seokmin???

 

not a vampire: what abt u babe

 

not a vampire: hey boo

 

not a vampire: seungkwan

 

not a vampire: boo seungkwan

 

[ queenboo left the group ]

 

not a vampire: _wonwoo_i_was_attacked_gif

 

appa cheol: i was betrayed™

 

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naegahosh: okay so

 

naegahosh: gET THIS

 

naegahosh: hansol came to me saying he wanted to be in our team and

 

naegahosh: crazy amirite

 

wonwoohoo: snakes

 

wonwoohoo: snakes everywhere

 

not a vampire: how could yall reject me

 

dinosaur: look, hansol

 

dinosaur: ur good and all

 

dinosaur: but we already have our flying chinese boys

 

dinosaur: we don't need u

 

thughao: ^^

 

prince of china: ^^

 

god gyu: tbh im better at dancing, hansol

 

naegahosh: ???

 

not a vampire: ??? Pt. 2

 

thughao: ??? Pt. 3

 

dinosaur: ??? Pt. 4

 

[ prince of china removed god gyu ]

 

prince of china: WE DO NOT LIE IN THIS FAMILY

 

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jisoo: rip hansol

 

jisoo: rip mingyu

 

jisoo: aNYWAY

 

jisoo: what are you gonna be for halloween guys ;)))

 

satan hater: why does ur ;))) worry me

 

appa cheol: ^^

 

jisoo: so this is the trend

 

jisoo: whenever someone asks something relevant, yall start attacking him out of nowhere

 

prince of china: basically

 

seokmin: im gonna dress up as commitment™

 

seokmin: everyones scared of it

 

satan incarnate: whoa

 

queenboo: wHoa

 

wonwoohoo: wHOa

 

satan hater: wow

 

satan incarnate: aoagxgss u destroyed the flow i hate u

 

satan hater: always happy to meet a fan :)

 

naegahosh: i wonder when we'll actually have a proper convo here

 

naegahosh: probably never

 

naegahosh: oops the foods here

 

naegahosh: gotta kris

 

not a vampire: trIGGERED™

 

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appa cheol: kids kids !

 

dinosaur: dad

 

thughao: dad

 

not a vampire: dad

 

satan hater: daddy

 

[ appa cheol left the group ]

 

jisoo: i. am. dying.

 

queenboo: help i can't breathe

 

[ naegahosh added appa cheol ]

 

appa cheol: aNYWAYS

 

appa cheol: let's have like a theme for halloween

 

appa cheol: i saw it on the internet once and i think its fun to do

 

satan incarnate: lmao @ ancient people tryna be millenials

 

appa cheol: ???

 

appa cheol: were almost the same age ???

 

satan incarnate: oh yea i forgot

 

wonwoohoo: too many idiots in this group im leaving

 

god gyu: noooooOOOO :(((((

 

appa cheol: shut up everyone and think of the concept !!

 

seokmin: lets be superheroes !

 

seokmin: it would be so much fun

 

dinosaur: MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME

 

[ dinosaur set his own name to batman ]

 

jisoo: lets be real w/o his money batman wouldn't be

 

thughao: ^^

 

not a vampire: ^^

 

batman: whatevs haters gonna hate

 

[ appa cheol set his own name to the dad friend™ hero]

 

satan incarnate: what does that even supposed to mean

 

the dad friend™ hero: it means i am the hero ready to save everyone of u

 

the dad friend™ hero: armed with nothing but exasperation and common sense

 

[ satan hater set his own name to the mom friend™ hero ]

 

queenboo: and wat are u supposed to be

 

the mom friend™ hero: im here ready to bang the dad friend

 

naegahosh: LMAO

 

seokmin: !!!!!!!

 

seokmin: keep it pg 13 there are kids around

 

batman: don't worry i know everything i need to know

 

naegahosh: shush boy

 

naegahosh: ur only seventeen

 

prince of china: u only got a few dollars

 

thughao: but when u turn 18

 

queenboo: there will be no problems

 

not a vampire: did u just

 

batman: i h8 u all

 

god gyu: lets have matching characters !! @wonwoohoo

 

wonwoohoo: nope

 

god gyu: ???!

 

wonwoohoo: cause every time we interact I get that feeling

 

wonwoohoo: that feeling is no

 

god gyu: ......

 

the mom friend™ hero: okay hoes

 

seokmin: hoes ??????

 

prince of china: ^^

 

thughao: ^^

 

satan incarnate: ur the only hoe here jihoon ah

 

the mom friend™ hero: lol

 

the mom friend™ hero: yea im a hoe

 

the mom friend™ hero: but im a smart hoe

 

the mom friend™ hero: a strategic hoe

 

the mom friend™ hero: a hoe youve never seen before

 

satan incarnate: kmn

 

the dad friend™ hero: kids

 

the dad friend™ hero: find ur characters already

 

[ not a vampire set his own name to superman ]

 

[ queenboo set his own name to superman's man ]

 

prince of china: that aint a superhero

 

superman's man: bish without me superman wont fly to heaven

 

seokmin: hOW MANY TIMES DO I HAV TO TELL U TO CALM UR HORMONES PPL

 

superman's man: sorry hyung ;)

 

[ wonwoohoo set his own name to iron man ]

 

iron man: i aM HERE

 

iron man: ready to iron all ur clothes

 

[ thughao set his own name to aquaman ]

 

prince of china: so thats why u smell like seaweed sometimes

 

aquaman: die

 

[ satan incarnate set his own name to wonderwoman ]

 

wonderwoman: that relatable feeling when

 

wonderwoman: u are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light

 

[ prince of china set his own name to captain china ]

 

captain china: *flexes muscles

 

captain china: hello boys and girls

 

wonderwoman: dun dun dun dun dun

 

naegahosh: urineun kkumeul kkuneun sonyeodeul

 

god gyu: neowa na kkumeul nanul i sungan

 

batman: dalkomhan neoreul hyanghan Shining Light

 

jisoo: neomanui nal Hey Baby Show you my paradise

 

the dad friend hero: i am t h i s close to murdering all of u

 

aquaman: _oh_man_holy__gif

 

[ naegahosh set his own name to hulk sunbaenim ]

 

hulk sunbaenim: u dont wanna mess with me

 

hulk sunbaenim: i cry easily

 

jisoo: so like

 

jisoo: can we not change un?

 

the dad friend™ hero: :(

 

jisoo: okay man okay no need to be aggressive

 

[ jisoo set his own name to joshua frost ]

 

joshua frost: bcos my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

 

batman: ur the last ones mingyu and seokmin

 

batman: whats urs gonna be

 

aquaman: whos it gonna be whos it gonna be

 

superman: nugu jjang iji

 

iron man: whos it gonna be whos it gonna be

 

hulk sunbaenim; BgA ARMY WHERE U AT

 

the dad friend™ hero: goDDAMNIT

 

the mom friend™ hero: is it too late to leave the group