naegahosh- soonyoung

prince of china- jun

dinosaur- chan

appa cheol- seungcheol

satan incarnate- jeonghan

queenboo- seungkwan

not a vampire- hansol

thughao- minghao

wonwoohoo- wonwoo

satan hater - jihoon

jisoo- jisoo

god gyu- mingyu

seokmin- seokmin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ WASTED POTENTIAL (13) ]

 

satan incarnate: bad news guys

 

dinosaur: what

 

god gyu: ???

 

satan incarnate: i just found out

 

satan incarnate: that I might be

 

satan incarnate: an

 

wonwoohoo: *scandalized gasp

 

satan hater: i cannot believe

 

satan hater: u just found out now

 

satan incarnate: oh man

 

satan incarnate: my head is spinning

 

naegahosh: i am so sad ?

 

seokmin: that jeonghan might be an ?

 

naegahosh: no, i always knew that one

 

naegahosh: i am sad bcos i am surrounded by all of u irrelevant people

 

naegahosh: when i could be surrounded by shinee

 

appa cheol: why be sad when u can be dad

 

naegahosh: i dont wanna be u

 

thughao: hey guys can u pls shut up its for a school project

 

satan incarnate: ??? this is abt me so ???

 

satan incarnate: show some respect ???

 

satan incarnate: i am having a CRISIS here

 

satan incarnate: i cant let my mom find out

 

satan hater: its okay son, i accept u

 

satan incarnate: im older than u ??? why are u my mom

 

satan hater: bcos i said so now sit ur down

 

prince of china: hey mom whats for dinner

 

satan hater: *throws breadcrumbs on the floor*

 

satan hater: there, enjoy

 

not a vampire: .......

 

dinosaur: i want to be adopted somewhere else

jisoo: ugh

 

jisoo: i long for the simpler times

 

jisoo: the good ol' days

 

jisoo: when i was in bed

 

jisoo: this morning

 

jisoo: not talking to any of u losers

 

thughao: ur one of us so ur also a loser

 

god gyu: wow minghao's on a roll

 

prince of china: its bcos his heart is full of hate

 

prince of china: and swag

 

prince of china: *dabs with respect*

 

appa cheol: why are my children like this

 

satan hater: *our

 

satan incarnate: i give up

 

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seokmin: anyway hav u guys figured out a new specialty

 

seokmin: we need them for this new variety show

 

queenboo: they ask us for that as if they don't already know we can do literally anything

 

appa cheol: ^^

 

naegahosh: besides we have lots of specialties

 

god gyu: lmao like what

 

not a vampire: anxiety

 

wonwoohoo: midnight breakdowns

 

satan incarnate: pettiness

 

thughao: terrible puns

 

thughao: *side-eyes junhui*

 

prince of china: i am OFFENDED

 

prince of china: but tru

 

satan hater: my specialty is enduring

 

satan hater: enduring the pain of seeing ur ugly faces

 

wonwoohoo: *scandalized gasp 2.0

 

appa cheol: ouch

 

not a vampire: in our lord and savior ravi's words,

 

not a vampire: woa woa thats no no, boy

 

satan hater: i am not talking abt u cheol

 

satan hater: ur like

 

satan hater: the most handsome here

 

satan hater: i would totally follow you to the ends of the earth

 

satan hater: with only mild complaining

 

appa cheol: uh

 

appa cheol: thanks ? lol

 

queenboo: a moment of silence

 

queenboo: for our gay buddies in the thank you-zone

 

satan hater: i hope u choke

 

god gyu: its so offensive how people base beauty on physical appearance ?? like

 

god gyu: its whats inside thats beautiful !!

 

satan incarnate: *the demon inside my body blushes*

 

wonwoohoo: so all along

 

wonwoohoo: ur heart belongs to demons ??

 

wonwoohoo: guess ill just take my unwavering love elsewhere

 

god gyu: no its not for demons !!

 

god gyu: wAIT

 

god gyu: w h a t

 

prince of china: w as that a con fessi on ???!!!

 

dinosaur: omg

 

seokmin: !!!!!

 

appa cheol: ! ! ! !

 

jisoo: abt damn time

 

[ satan hater removed god gyu and wonwoohoo ]

 

satan hater: how dare u show ur love to each other when we have people *coughmecough* that are still struggling to get some ?!

 

satan hater: i dont deserve this betrayal

 

not a vampire: LMAO

 

queenboo: jihoon be like

 

queenboo: relationship goal: a relationship

 

prince of china: realest ive ever heard

 

satan hater: i am OFFICIALLY leaving

 

naegahosh: oh god

 

naegahosh: finally

 

jisoo: our wishes have finally been answered

 

satan hater: lmao lets see if u can still say that after YOUR group flops

 

satan hater: ive always been the most talented one out of yall cauliflower-looking es

 

satan hater: how will you ever recover

 

satan hater: after losing me

 

satan hater: a shining diamond in a sea of mediocrity

 

satan hater: just

 

satan hater: shout out to my parents for making the most perfect child

 

thughao: congratulations to ur sibling

 

queenboo: 911 yes hello i witnessed a murder

 

jisoo: ded

 

dinosaur: as a wise man once said

 

dinosaur: you always gotta

 

dinosaur: pull up on yo whacks with yo mac fully loaded

 

satan hater: i hate u all

 

not a vampire: same

 

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seokmin: so like

 

seokmin: no ones gonna add mingyu and wonwoo back ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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a short update, i hope it was okay atleast