A/N: Sooooooo I wrote this instead of sleeping 8) Don't follow my example, kids.

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
i hate myself why did i drink so much

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
i don’t know if it’s a blessing or curse that my internet suddenly failed

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi i think @dooktaeng crashed it by playing sims

goguma @seojuhyun
@xolovestephi Unnie, do you want some of my hangover tea?

no face @dooktaeng
@hotsoostuff @xolovestephi says the person who downloaded 7 movies because she suddenly wanted to watch all of jung kyungho’s filmography

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@seojuhyun ummm i’m okay but thanks for offering, juhyunnie!

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi @seojuhyun you should dye it pink then she’d down it by the bucketful

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
@xolovestephi hey fany did i leave my phone at your place i can’t find it

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@hyonicorn no i don’t think so. are you on your laptop right now?

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
@xolovestephi oh nvm i found it it’s in my hand

toujours_belle: hahahaa sorry i just passed out last night

sonderland: it’s okay. i was concerned

toujours_belle: you were? aww i’m touched jessi

sonderland: well when someone goes “you know what?” and then disappears it is vaguely concerning

toujours_belle: “vaguely”

sonderland: it sounds like you had a good time

toujours_belle: yesterday me did but today me is suffering because of it

sonderland: that’s usually how it works. drink lots of water and sleep early tonight. i’m sure tomorrow you will feel better

toujours_belle: i’m already feeling better after talking with you ^^

sonderland: of course, my presence itself is healing

toujours_belle: lmao it sure is

sonderland: hey what did you want to tell me yesterday? after “you know what”

toujours_belle: oh it’s nothing important

sonderland: you sure?

toujours_belle: yeah just forget about it. i was really wasted haha

sonderland: i could tell. i couldn’t eat my salad in peace today because i kept worrying about hurting its feelings

toujours_belle: oh god lmao can we forget that whole conversation

sonderland: nope. i’ll remember it forever

toujours_belle: does that mean you’ll remember me forever too?

sonderland: sorry i disappeared, my apartment had a blackout and the power just came back

sonderland: we’re team toujoursonder, remember? i’ll remember you for toujours

toujours_belle: oh that . my apartment has those sometimes too they’re the worst. hopefully it won’t happen again!

toujours_belle: i’ll always remember you too. you’re unforgettable

toujours_belle: look what i found in my notes! i wrote this when i was drunk and totally forgot about it lmao

Draft: Heartbreak Hotel

Seolrin lies back in the bed, staring at the ceiling

Seolrin wraps her blanket around her, staring at the ceiling as she turns onto her left side, and then her right

Seolrin pulls the blankets over herself as she turns onto her side, curling in on herself like she’s scrounging for warmth. She closes her eyes and can almost feel a phantom presence behind her, an arm thrown over her side, a body pressed against her back. It almost feels like she’s there, that she’s here to stay, the way she never is.

Then her phone rings and the illusion shatters around her like a broken mirror, shards crashing around her as she’s left with nothing but her own haunted reflection.

She’ll be back, Seolrin tries to tell herself. She always comes back.

It doesn’t bring her any comfort.

sonderland: ooooooomph

sonderland: “It almost feels like she’s there, that she’s here to stay, the way she never is”

sonderland: mijin always leaves, and seolrin is always left behind

sonderland: why does seolrin always get her heart broken

toujours_belle: because mijin is a heartbreaker

sonderland: you are too. breaking all your readers’ hearts smh

toujours_belle: did i break yours too

sonderland: you wish. mine is indestructible

toujours_belle: lucky i wish mine were too

sonderland: you can use all the hearts you’ve collected to strengthen your own

toujours_belle: haha if only that was how it works

sonderland: i like that, of all the things to write when you’re drunk, you work on this

toujours_belle: well what can i say, it has a special place in my heart

sonderland: it’s your favourite child?

toujours_belle: mmm probably

sonderland: osc and oial are crying in the corner

toujours_belle: lmaoooo i’m sure they’d understand. also i like how you call fics children

sonderland: i mean, abandoning a fic on ao3 is called orphaning it, and people say giving fics up for adoption too

toujours_belle: orphaning a fic sounds so cruel. also doesn’t it mean i died???

sonderland: lmao never thought about it like that before

toujours_belle: that’s because you haven’t talked to me ;)

sonderland: yes. you’re very special

toujours_belle: is this more of your sonder effect

sonderland: maybe ;)

sonderland: i blame your influence because i suddenly felt like writing some fluff

love me the same (yejeong/seolrin, romcom, pg-13)

“You’re staring,” Haeun whispered.

“I am not,” Yejeong said automatically.

“You are, it’s so obvious. When are you going to try and tap that—”

“Ji Haeun,” she hissed in warning.

Haeun shrugged innocently. “I’m just saying. You should really get a move on.”

“Don’t you have some other soul to torment?”

“Yes, but you’re my favourite soul to torment, unnie,” Haeun chirped brightly, patted her on the head like she was a child and ran off to direct her attention on some other poor person.

Yejeong groaned and let her head flop onto her desk, connecting with a solid crack. Maybe she could give herself a concussion.

“Are you okay?” a very familiar voice asked.

Yejeong’s head snapped so quickly she almost got whiplash. She hadn’t been hallucinating. It really was Han Seolrin, the goddess, the subject of her fantasies, in the flesh. “W-what?” she somehow managed to get out.

Seolrin quirked an eyebrow. “That looked painful. Are you okay?”

Yejeong just kept staring at her. The only answers she could think of were “yes I’m fantastic now that you’re here” or “no just let me die now.”

“Apparently not.” Seolrin looked concerned now. “Did you hit your head hard?”

“Oh don’t worry, I’m sure her skull is hard enough to withstand more than that.” The second bane of her existence, Lee Mijin, chose that moment to appear. “Isn’t that right?”

“Go away,” Yejeong muttered.

“See,” Mijin said brightly. “She’s fine and dandy.”

Seolrin frowned and scrutinized Yejeong, who somehow squeezed out a smile. “You should be more careful next time. Even if you have a tough skull.”

Yejeong wanted to die. Instead, she had to force herself to nod so that Seolrin would stop looking at her with those concerned eyes. At this rate, Seolrin was going to think that she was a lunatic.

“See you at lunch, Seol,” Mijin said.

“See you.” Seolrin smiled at her, nodded at Yejeong and walked off. Yejeong stared after her dolefully.

“You look like a kicked puppy,” Mijin said idly. “You know you’re being pathetic, right?”

“Somehow I haven’t managed to forget even though you and Haeun remind me every day.”

Mijin smiled and patted her head. “You’re welcome. What would you do without us?”

“I’d like to find out,” Yejeong said, but Mijin ignored her as usual.

With a sigh, she put her head down on her desk again. Gently this time. Seolrin had asked her to be careful, after all.

toujours_belle: !!!!!!!!!

toujours_belle: THIS IS SO CUTE I HAVE DIABETES NOW

toujours_belle: i didn’t think you had this in you

sonderland: i didn’t think so either. i blame your influence

toujours_belle: wow i feel so powerful :’))) maybe i should run for president

sonderland: lmao do it

toujours_belle: seriously this is so cute!! yejeong is so g o n e for seolrin

sonderland: yejeong is always gone for seolrin

toujours_belle: who wouldn’t be? also, haeun and mijin being bratty friends is the qtest

sonderland: it’s a good thing yejeong isn’t the violent type because hajin would be in danger

toujours_belle: “yejeong isn’t the violent type” says the person who wrote her being a psychotic knife/gun-wielding murderer

sonderland: hey she hasn’t killed anyone yet

toujours_belle: “yet”

sonderland: 8)

A/N: Will toujours_belle ever update Heartbreak Hotel? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hint: the likelihood of an update has a negative correlation with the amount of "update soon"s.