A/N: I haven't forgotten about this fic! (Or SPDT if you're reading that.) Life just got really hectic for me in December and then I had a bunch of things to sort out. Things are calming down now so hopefully I'll be able to work on my ongoings before midterm season kicks my in.

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
when everyone is free for drinks but then nobody is free when you need help moving >:(

give me the last fry @soohotstuff
@xolovestephi yeah idk how that happened but hey tough luck

no face @dooktaeng
@xolovestephi where were you when i moved and needed help?

goguma @seojuhyun
@xolovestephi I’m sorry! I made these plans weeks ago and really can’t reschedule. I’ll make it up to you! Dinner at that Italian place?

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
you’re moving?

j @dancingonthemoon
cat lady finally moved out and a girl with the most dolled up looking malteses (?) i’ve ever seen just moved in

j @dancingonthemoon
@dancingonthemoon why am i destined to live across the hall from pet owners

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon you know most people like small cute animals

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk and your point is?

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon hani and i are both saddened

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk oh please apologize to hani. she’s an exception

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon what about her mom?

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk what about her?

#1 choding @yoongster
@dancingonthemoon yuri unnie is crying in her room rn because of you

j @dancingonthemoon
@yoongster all in a day’s work

j @dancingonthemoon
maltese girl came to ask me for a cup of sugar. do people actually still do that?

pcr enthusiast @sunnyday
@dancingonthemoon did you lend her some? do you even own sugar?

j @dancingonthemoon
@sunnyday why wouldn’t i own sugar?

pcr enthusiast @sunnyday
@dancingonthemoon you didn’t even buy salt last year and just lived on salt and pepper packets from restaurants

j @dancingonthemoon
@sunnyday okay i am a changed person. i cook now. can we leave that and the tuna in the past where they belong

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon was she cute?

#1 choding @yoongster
@yulyulk @dancingonthemoon i knew that’s the only part of the story you’d care about

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk @yoongster she wasn’t bad looking but i was kinda distracted by her eardrum shattering volume and sparkly pink headphones

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon @yoongster okay so she’s cute. next time i come over remind me to knock on her door and ask for some sugar

pcr enthusiast @sunnyday
@yulyulk @dancingonthemoon @yoongster do you realize how incredibly wrong that sounds

j @dancingonthemoon
@sunnyday @yulyulk @yoongster yuri you’re never invited over again

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon @sunnyday @yoongster aww come on, i introduce you to cute girls

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk @sunnyday @yoongster ...you introduced me to yoona

#1 choding @yoongster
@dancingonthemoon @yulyulk @sunnyday well i am the cutest

j @dancingonthemoon
@yoongster @yulyulk @sunnyday you are but i already knew you. i met you before yuri did

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@dancingonthemoon @yoongster @sunnyday okay we’re getting away from the important bit. do you know maltese girl’s name?

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk @sunnyday @yoongster nope and i don’t need to know

#1 choding @yoongster
@yulyulk @dancingonthemoon @sunnyday yuri unnie, is something burning??

hani’s mom @yulyulk
@yoongster @dancingonthemoon @sunnyday OH SHOOT. OKAY HOLD OFF ON THIS CONVO UNTIL AFTER I PUT THIS FIRE OUT

#1 choding @yoongster
@dancingonthemoon @yulyulk @sunnyday don’t worry nothing’s actually on fire. our smoke alarm is just sensitive

j @dancingonthemoon
@yulyulk @yoongster @sunnyday honestly and i’m supposed to be the bad cook

pcr enthusiast @sunnyday
@dancingonthemoon @yulyulk @yoongster hate to break it to you but i think you still are

j @dancingonthemoon
@sunnyday @yulyulk @yoongster ...everyone’s a critic

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
*ding* did you hear that

no face @dooktaeng
@xolovestephi hear what?

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi did you finally lose your last marble? do you need help finding it?

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@xolovestephi that was the sound of cute girl alert

no face @dooktaeng
@xolovestephi who what when where why how

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@dooktaeng i needed some sugar and the girl in the apartment across the hall lent me some. she was super cute :3

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@soohotstuff no i still have it but thanks! i love marble finding advice from someone who doesn’t have any left

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi @dooktaeng why do you need sugar? i thought you gave up on baking and you only drink instant 3 in 1 coffee

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@hotsoostuff @dooktaeng i’m trying to drink tea now! i wanted to try a british tea party. it didn’t work out well ://

no face @dooktaeng      
@xolovestephi @hotsoostuff a what

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@dooktaeng @xolovestephi she probably watched someone do it on tv and now she’s inspired

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@hotsoostuff @dooktaeng okay finger sandwiches looked so good on tv but it turns out that watercress on wonder bread isn’t so great

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi @dooktaeng i could have told you that

no face @dooktaeng      
@xolovestephi @hotsoostuff watercress on wonder bread sounds like it could be a band name

goguma @seojuhyun
@xolovestephi Unnie, finger sandwiches can be really good! Smoked salmon on rye with dill and cucumbers is delicious.

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@seojuhyun please cook for your poor unnie juhyunnie :(

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi @seojuhyun please cook for all of us

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
@hotsoostuff @xolovestephi @seojuhyun juhyun is cooking? why didn’t i get the memo

goguma @seojuhyun
@hyonicorn Hyoyeon unnie, we live together. We ate dinner together just last night.

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
@seojuhyun oh right. speaking of that are there still leftovers?

goguma @seojuhyun
@hyonicorn There should be. I put them in the container with the green lid on the second shelf of the fridge.

goguma @seojuhyun
@hyonicorn @xolovestephi @soohotstuff We should all have a get together sometime soon! Maybe a potluck?

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@seojuhyun @hyonicorn @xolovestephi i second that except for the potluck part

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
@hotsoostuff @seojuhyun @xolovestephi just byob. juhyun can do the actual cooking. i don’t want food poisoning

dreaming in pink @xolovestephi
@hyonicorn @hotsoostuff @seojuyhun that sounds like a great plan! i’m down. i can order a pizza or something if you don’t want to do all the cooking

give me the last fry @hotsoostuff
@xolovestephi @seojuhyun @hyonicorn great tiffany will bring a pizza and i’ll bring drinks

rainbow bagels @hyonicorn
@hotsoostuff @xolovestephi @seojuhyun i’ll bring my stomach

goguma @seojuhyun
@hyonicorn @hotsoostuff @xolovestephi It sounds like fun! I’m looking forward to it. I hope nobody throws up this time.

goguma @seojuhyun
@hyonicorn @hotsoostuff @xolovestephi @dooktaeng Taeyeon unnie you’ll come too right?

no face @dooktaeng
@seojuhyun @hyonicorn @hotsoostuff @xolovestephi what did i just wake up to

no face @dooktaeng
@seojuhyun @hyonicorn @hotsoostuff @xolovestephi but yes i’ll be there

goguma @seojuhyun
Tiffany unnie threw up. Hyoyeon unnie passed out. Taeyeon unnie told us that she loves us. Sooyoung unnie…Where is she?

goguma @seojuhyun
@seojuhyun Oh she’s in the kitchen going through all the cupboards. I think the drinks made her even hungrier.

toujours_belle: jessi?

toujours_belle : Jessi.

toujours_belle : JESSICA!

sonderland: you just went through a whole punctuation and capitalization cycle

toujours_belle: HIIIIIIIII

sonderland: hi

toujours_belle: I AM DRUNK

sonderland: yes i guessed

toujours_belle: sorry i know you don’t like it when i type in all caps

sonderland: it’s okay i’ve seen worse things

toujours_belle: how are you??

sonderland: sober

toujours_belle: that’s borrrrrring. come have a drink with me

sonderland: sure i only need to hop on a car/train/plane

toujours_belle: you can live with me! i’ll give you free housing and food

sonderland: do you mean you’ll cook because that’s not much of a motivator

toujours_belle: you’re so mean to me :’( i didn’t tell you i can’t cook so you could make fun of me

sonderland: hey you have to be careful when handing out knowledge. you never know what the other person will do with it

toujours_belle: my friend just taught me a recipe for smoked salmon sandwiches with cucumber and dill. it sounds delish i’ll make it for you one day!

sonderland: that sounded wonderful until the cucumber part

toujours_belle: you don’t like cucumbers??

sonderland: dislike is too weak a word

toujours_belle: but why they’re so mild flavoured and harmless

sonderland: no they’re disgusting and toxic

toujours_belle: that’s mean :( you’ll hurt its feelings

sonderland: vegetables don’t have feelings

toujours_belle: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT

sonderland: uhhh i’ve heard people say we shouldn’t eat meat because it comes from sentient creatures. i’ve never heard that about vegetables

toujours_belle: that’s because you haven’t talked to me

sonderland: yes i’m discovering a whole new perspective on eating. you’ve opened a new world to me

toujours_belle: i’m always happy to do that :D you opened the world of sonderland to me

sonderland: lol i’m happy to do that

toujours_belle: hey jessi you know what?

sonderland: what

sonderland: seriously, what?

sonderland: tiffany? are you there? don’t make me use capitals here

toujours_belle: i think i like you

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A/N: Aaaaaaaaaand we're onto the next stage of the plot. Hahahhaa I felt like putting plot in air quotes. What's that, honestly. I know it seems like too big of a coincidence for JeTi to become neighbours irl, but - true story - at my uni's kpop club (on September 30th, at that) I met a Sone who I started chatting with and then later we discovered that we knew each other from AFF soooooo anything can happen.