mommy: sojung, can you go out and buy some food? they're already crying

fishy: meiqi isn't tho

soobinnie: of course, she isn't, that kid hasn't shed a single tear

brojung: not even when she accidentaly touched the candle

jijiji: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ACCIDENTALY TOUCHED THE CANDLE'

brojung: i'll go out and buy food now

jijiji: GET YOUR BACK HERE

luritto: can someone buy candy or something

mommy: are you going to give it to jinsook

luritto: the kid is cute how can you resist her 

fishy: also the diapers fams

soobinnie: wait, is anyone even with the kids

jijiji: ASDFGHJKL I ING LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEYRE ALREADY TOUCHING CANDLES AND BEING LEFT ALONE, I'M COMING HOME

brojung: what do yall want

fishy: just the usual

brojung: you cant eat seaweed in front of the kids

fishy: why not

jijiji: babe, dayoung almost choked because of that

luritto: what is up with you guys killing kids

soobinnie; we arent killing any kids

soobinnie: but it would be great honor to kill you

luritto: you cant, dawon's always with me 24/7

jijiji: of course she is

mommy: jesus christ

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get ready for something big-- actually smol, and adorable and fluffy and innocent--- minus boxuan-- but prepare yourself thanks!