*ring* *ring* *ring*

"hi!"

"*sigh* what did juyeon do now"

"i am juyeon"

"what did you do now"

"nothing! trust me!

"i can't even trust the way you said that"

"fineeeee, jiyeon unnie and luda unnie and i baked cupcakes"

"and?"

"welllllllllll, we're in jiyeon and xuanyi's house and..."

"what"

".....we don't know how the oven blew up"

"blew up?! how are you still alive?!"

"wow, are you telling me that i should be dead by now?"

"probably"

"...."

"i'm kidding! how the did you blow up an oven?!"

"....that's not my fault"

"really"

"....okay fine, it's me"

"what did you do"

"more like what did i do"

"thats what i said"

".....oh right, what did i do?"

"yeah, what did you do?"

"........welllll, luda said that in the instruction, that it has to be 400 degrees for 10 minutes and jiyeon unnie said 'how about 4000 degrees for 1 minute' and they both end up fighting over what should be done"

"and what did you do"

".....i told them 'what if 4,000,000 degrees in one second' they bought it and wanted to try it"

"why did i even date you"

"because i'm ing adorable and you know it"

"i'm honestly more surprised that the apartment didn't burn"

"....."

"is that why i hear sirens"

"....probably"

"i'm coming to pick you th