I'd Never Lie to you and my Heart is Going UWU

Nct Chat O(≧∇≦)O
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Yuta, Johnny, Doyoung and 2 more people have joined the chat

Yuta: Guys, can I just address the fact that Taeyong has very nice curtains in his kitchen?

Taeil: How'd you get inside his house?

Yuta: I didn't, I'm just standing out here trying to watch them.

Doyoung: Yuta's what's happening so far???? 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

Yuta: Well, I can't see them, but I can hear them.

Johnny: How scandalous! ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

Yuta: It's nothing like you think Johnny. Seriously, I think Taeyong is teaching him how to cook Bulgogi. (⌣_⌣”) 

Jaehyun: That's not too fun. (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)゚

Yuta: Wait! I can see them! ╭(♡・ㅂ・)و ̑̑

Taeil: TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING YUTA  (۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ )۶

Yuta: OMg JuNGWoO JUsT FriCKIn GrABbeD tAEyOnGS HanD aND pULLed HEr haIR BaCK

Doyoung: (ノ♡д♡)ノ ~ ┻━┻ ☆`

Jaehyun: And it's you, babe
And I'm a er for the way that you move, babe
And I could try to run, but it would be useless
You're to blame
Just one hit of you, I knew I'll never ever, ever be the same
I'll never be the same
I'll never be the same
I'll never be the same
- Never be the Same

God bless me and these amazing lyrics. ⌒゚(❀>◞౪◟<)゚⌒

Johnny: Oh god, Jaehyun changed the mood fast.

Taeil: I knew I was right when I said we should make Taeyong into a Victoria secret model, Jungwoo would love it.

Jaehyun: Don't worry, we will for his next birthday. 

Doyoung: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON. TELL ME MORE NAKAMOTO SAN.

Yuta: Well, Taeyong just gave Jungwoo a sweet smile.

Doyoung: YoU sO FRickIN preCIOus wHEn yOU SMiLE ヾ(о-ω・)ノ⌒★

Yuta: Now Jungwoo is still holding her hand. :D

Taeil: TRUE LOVE

Yuta: Damn, now it's getting rated, imma take my leave.

Yuta has left the chat 

Johnny: Dude, that escalated fast. 

Jaehyun: Sneaking in L.A. when the lights are low
Off of one touch I could overdose
You said, "stop playing it safe
Girl, I wanna see you lose control"
- Never be the Same
BLESS THESE SHIPS °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Doyoung: Don't you think some people are so extra?

Taeil: Doyoung, we can clearly see that you are just as extra as Jaehyun. Please stop being negative towards your girlfriend. (▰˘︹˘▰)

Jaehyun: Are you still mad at me Doyoung?? (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭

Doyoung: Nah, I love you Jaehyun. I'm done being skeptical of Jungwoo, he's got Taeyong now.

Johnny: YES MY NEW SHIP JUNGYONG LET'S GO. CNT WAIT UNTIL MY BABE WINWIN GETS BACK SO I CAN TELL HIM WHAZZZ HAPPENING

Doyoung: Okay worst grammar ever but can we take a moment to notice that out of all of us Johnny and Winwin are the most in love and that's so beautiful? Honestly they are so loyal and perfect for each other. 

Johhny: Aww thank you Doyoung. That means so much to my Chinese girlfriend and I, we love Dojae too.  (゚∀゚)☞

Doyoung: Love you JAHNNY ✿♥‿♥✿

Taeil: Awww I love this positiveness. If only Jerk and Jichan could be positive this way. ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓

Johnny: UGH IKR MAN I WANT JICHAN AND JERK TO BE IN LOVE AND HAVE LITTLE CHILDRENS AND HONESTLY JUST UGH I HATE LIFE SO MUCH JAEMIN IS RUINING MY FRICKIN NUMBER ONE OTPS

Doyoung: I WISH JISUNG AND JENO WERE AS SLY AS JUNGWOO (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)

Jaehyun: Like yes, please observe these wonderful otps guys. 

Johnny: UGH A TWO IN ONE KILL I'M DYING JAEHYUN STHAPPPPP

Taeil: I'm crying guys. I think this might be the appropriate moment to share two recent graphics I have made. Please give me the feedback. Once again bless Kim Doyoung for being the best photographer I know and giving me these wonderful pictures. Also Jerk and Jichan are amazing for being THE BEST MODELS EVER.

Doyoung: AWWW I'M CRYING MOON TAEIL BLESS YOUR SOUL.

Jaehyun: STOP TAEIL I'M SHEDDING REAL TEARS OVER HEREERTRW

Johnny: THIS IS UNFAIR I LEGIT LOVE THESE. UGH I'M SO MAD MOMMY I JUST WANT JICHAN AND JERK TO BE ENDGAME ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Taeyong has entered the chat

Taeyong: GUYS I'M LIVING FOR THIS. Ps, lemme just make it clear that there is nothing going on between Jungwoo and I. We did nothing rated, I'm a holy child please stop.

Taeil: You sure about that girl?

Taeyong: Hmm well nothing ual so please stop.

Johnny: OHH TAEYONG LIKES JUNGWOO. THIS IS SO UWU

Taeyong: Johnny, do you have to be this loud?

Jaehyun: So you do!!!!?"??? Come on don't lie to me Taeyong.

Taeyong: Um, maybe. He's just nice. He kina makes my heart go uwu (●///▽///●)

Doyoung: Lemme just

May god bless Kun.

Taeyong: OMG GUYS STHAPPP (⁄ ⁄^⁄ᗨ⁄^⁄ ⁄)

Taeil: AWW TAEYONG IS BLUSHING UGH I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER

Taeyong: Thank you Taeil (✿ꈍ。 ꈍ✿) Anyways guys I must leave now the food is almost done! Have a good da

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wonshua
#1
Chapter 5: This is so good, never thought that Jeno would be the man as Mark is usually the man omg nice change haha
I can’t stop laughing welp
Tety_Vences #2
Chapter 5: Omg "you're still alive" part had me laughing so hard omg!!!
alia1999
#3
Chapter 4: Hey when u will update this story ??? :-(:-(
poccooy #4
Chapter 3: Thank you for updating. I wonder if the couple still fighting in the next chapter. Cant wait for another update, author :)
veerus #5
Chapter 3: the drama between the youngsters is too intense tbh :") and i, for one, cannot put up with na jaemin's personality in this chapter. it's too much (i'm sorry, nana). thanks for updating!
+ purely curious: what religious holiday was it? ^ ^
veerus #6
Chapter 2: the story notifies an update what's up homie x)
veerus #7
Chapter 2: hansol is soooo late in joining the hazing x)
to answer you, i love chenle! <3 and markhyuck's chemistry! + jisung & jeno's synchronized teamwork in always leaving the group, as well as backing each other up is just.. a scene to watch.
thank you for your hardwork!
veerus #8
Chapter 1: i laughed! especially on how haechan called on renjun's life is useless lmfao. thanks for satisfying my (weird) craving of nct chat fic!! god bless you both xx
AWOOOO_O
#9
Chapter 1: Markno! ?