It was their day off, so everyone was out doing their own thing—except Joshua and Vernon. Vernon was somewhere in the building, probably writing lyrics. Joshua was online… on Google+. Ever since After School Club’s Jimin told him to give a shout out to the fans on Google, he became curious. With that, Joshua logged on to his empty Google+ page, and started to search. He typed in “seventeen” first.

                “Wow,” he mumbled to himself. “Didn’t know we had so many fans on—”

                Josh’s thought were interrupted by a door slamming open behind him. It was Vernon, and he had his headphones on, so he couldn’t hear a thing.

                “Hey Hansol! Look at this!” Joshua said. But Vernon didn’t answer; instead he walked to the counter to make coffee.

                Joshua tried one more time: “Hansol! Check this out!”

                No answer.

                “HANSOL-A! YEOGI WA!”

                Vernon turned around with a start and ripped off his headphones. “Oh, hyung! Miahnae. I didn’t see you.”

                “I know,” Joshua said while rolling his eyes. “Just come look. Have you heard of Google Plus? Well, we have a huge following here! Look! Pwaseyo!”

                It took only eight seconds of scrolling though posts for them to find memes.

                “Haha, this is a good one! ‘When someone you hate starts talking to you’ HAHA LOOK AT SEUNGKWAN’S FACE!”

                “Where do they even find these pictures?” Vernon asked.

                “Who knows? But this is great!” Joshua replied. “I need to make an account to follow these people! ‘Riddles,’ ‘Stephanie,’ and ‘Kaylah’ are really funny! ‘Han-chan’ posts a lot of creative gifs, and these girls who really love Kai and Taeyong posts a lot about you, Hansol! And look, this girl ‘Jessica’ posts a lot of stuff about Jeonghan…” But Josh didn’t finish his statement; instead, he just stared at a gif of Jeonghan flipping his hair.

                After an awkward thirty seconds, Vernon decided that it was time for Joshua to snap out of it.

                “Hyung?” he said “can I keep scrolling? Hyung? HYUNG!”  

                “OH! Oh, yeah, go ahead,” Joshua said dreamily.

                But it wasn’t long until Vernon stopped scrolling. Suddenly, he burst into laughter: “HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD!”

                “What?” Joshua said, “What is it?” But Vernon couldn’t speak because he was laughing so much.

                Joshua saw it. It was in the comments section of a post about him. It started with the Riddles account explaining how he listens to the song “y Can I” (which, Joshua admits, isn’t the most PG-rated song). Then the Kaylah person commented “HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO CHURCH” followed by a replay “JISOO NEEDS JESUS.”  Then he saw another post that said “amen to Jisus.”

                “WAT?” Joshua muttered. “WHAT IS THIS?”

                “It’s amazing, that’s what it is,” vernon said, still laughing.

                But there was more. A meme about how the vocal unit wears black, but Joshua wears white because he is a “child of God, who washes sins white as snow” (okay, that one was pretty funny). Another one was entitled “amen to Jisus,” but the last straw came when Joshua saw a post entitled “Jisoo saves us.”

                “NO! UNACCEPTABLE!” Joshua said as he slammed his hand on the table.

                “What’s wrong, hyung?” Vernon asked, startled by the sudden outburst.

                “What’s wrong. What’s wrong?? THIS IS WRONG!” Josh declared as he pointed accusingly to the computer screen. “DON’T THEY KNOW I’M CHRISTIAN??”

                “Well, obviously...”

                “AND AND THIS KAYLAH ACCOUNT CALLS HERSELF A CHRISTIAN AND SHE—”

                “It was a joke—”

                “Doesn’t, doesn’t this count as blasphemy?”

                “How would I know?”

                “SO YOU SUPPORT THEM??”

                “Hyung…."

                Suddenly, Joshua looked dramatically up to the ceiling, and began to pray: “Dear Heavenly Father—”

                “Hyung, please—”

                “You already know that I don’t approve of this..”

                “Calm down—”

                “I pray that you forgive these people—”

                “They were joking—”

                “That they will realize their errors…”

                “Jinjja hyung!”

                “In Jesus name I pray…”

                “I’m so done with you—”

                “AMEN!”

                And with one accusing look at Vernon, Joshua began storm out of the room. Vernon—still trying to figure out what just happened—shook his head:

                “Jisoo, oh my g—“

                “DON’T YOU DARE SAY THE LAORDS NAME IN VAIN!”

                “GOODNESS! I WAS GONNA SAY GOODNESS!”