He then watches in what feels like an out of body experience as Yoongi sips the drink. Where his mouth had been less than 5 minutes ago. Jimin feels like he’s going to faint from the scream he’s holding in. “Consider yourself paid.” Yoongi hums as he takes another sip and Jimin wants to cry.

This is not how Kyungsoo had expected his Christmas to turn out. Locked out of his apartment with nowhere to turn, Kyungsoo finds an unlikely savior in his peculiar neighbor, Kim Jongin. 

Yongguk falls in love, all the time, with a man he's never seen before.

God, he’s going to go down as the guy who tried to cook dumplings with a desk lamp

Dude, you took my jacket by mistake at Club ZuZu We’ve got the same Hawk & Co bomber jacket. It appears that you accidentally took mine from the couch of Club ZuZu last night, and left yours behind. Mine had my keys, which I clearly need. Yours had an avocado in the pocket, which I’m assuming is equally important. Please contact me asap to arrange for exchange of said items.   Alternatively, Jungkook finds an avocado in his jacket pocket and isn't sure what

Yoongi works part time as a mascot for the local zoo and notices a boy crying in the park so naturally he starts dancing to twice's cheer up to cheer up the boy

Jimin's just a poor college student trying to make it to his degree without starving. After a long night of studying, he comes home to a baffling case of breaking and entering: There was a man standing in the middle of his empty living room looking vaguely horrified. He was around Jimin’s age with dark hair, a bit of a baby face, some piercings, and a baggy hoodie. Jimin’s single box of Fruit Loops was clenched in one hand.

Namjoon is really bad at first impressions.