Dirty SHINee Thoughts: Onew

I'm back again with some more y SHINee thoughts!!!! >.<

I think by now you know the drill~ LEGGO!! XP

{Side Note} This post contains lots of TMI... #SorryNotSorry You have been warned!


Onew

I think we all know what Onew's famous for. MVPs, Shawols, and even general Kpop fantics know about this: DUBULGE!!! Considering my last ual experience wasn't all that great (cough tiny cough) Onew makes me smile :) (Don't misunderstand. I'm not a size queen or anything...) There are different speculations on how big he is but we all know that man is above average.

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Ugh!! * lips*

At one point he tried to say that it was the "cup" he wore for protection or his underwear. Bull!! But we know the truth. It's his . His long thick . You have the biggest one in SHINee. Stop denying it!! I swear his bulge is always there when he wears tight pants * lips again* Maybe this is why it seems he doesn't wear as many skinny jeans as the other members. His can't be confined all the time. That explains this horrible outfit XP

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I forgive you Oppa!! You were just trying to hide your length >.<

 

What can get better than a nice thick deep inside you??

ONTHIGHS!!!

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*moans* STOP IT JINKI!! Will I even be able to finish this post...??

You know Korea is really big on slimming down, but I hope that his thighs never change * lips again again* Does he eve work out?? Is he an alien or something?? O.o

 

There's also Onguns too ^^

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Obviously he's super strong. He can crack nuts with his fingers~~

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WTF!! Just imagine what those fingers can do inside of you *swoons*

He can also lift his entire body up with one leg. (I can't find the gif anywhere  T_T)

You might not even notice this stuff about him because he's so damn modest and polite all the time. (As a member should be I guess...) But he has his moments.

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Put that tongue away sir!!

A dirty, freeaky man is hiding behind that friendly smile. I'm not fooled. I'm just waiting on that day when he completely loses all control >.<

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Here's more proof that Onew has a big ^^

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Onew's nose was chosen out of everyone elses. Is it because it's the biggest?? In Korea there's this legend that if you have a big nose you have a big O.O It all makes sense now!!!

Man Onew is without a doubt the perfect husband material ^^ I feel like he will do whatever it takes to make you happy. Hell he'll even eat you out every morning and every night if you asked. And of course I'll return the favor. But I don't know if I'll be able to fit him all in my mouth... I could always ride him instead. Fun for the both us~~ Ohh he'll go so deep inside I might not be able to take it T_T 

When it comes to he knows where all your spots are because he cares so much about you. He doesn't even have to try hard because his and fingers are that good. He just has to stick it in and you are already half way to a . And because he's strong as he can do all sorts of crazy positions. Throw you on the bed and you hard or against the wall or in the shower. Whatever works for you :D

*shivers*

I need to stop this now. This is too much for my soul...

But before I go I must say that his adam's apple looks so delicious >.<

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Mmmm I just wanna it~~

Just imagine how y his aroused voice would be. So deep and heavenly... I would love to hear him whisper dirty words into my ear every~ And then of course after I am numb from the pounding he will sing me to sleep.

Wow I've been holding these thought in for some time. I need to get back into writing OnTae <33

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Yup he definitely likes those odd posisitons XP Taemin you lucky bastard!!

Long post but whatever. He's my ultimate bias so I'm not surprised ;)

 

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Djatasma
#1
Yaaaasssss!
jinkijeans
#2
AMEN *faints*
MissMinew
#3
Oh well ... ...
nightwingedangel #4
Dang it! You just made me ruin my last pair of
ontokki92
#5
*bows* THESE ARE LEGIT MY THOUGHTS ABOUT ONEW OMFG I CANT EVEN!! BRB WIPING NOSEBLEED!!!
mischievous_akmood
#6
AIGHT this is probably the raciest I'm ever gonna get on here and I usually don't get this racy on here but LOL
CHO ING KYUHYUN I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE A TON OF THESE IMAGES HERE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
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Insane-sabe
#7
Hands down! This is my favorite so far! I mean Key's my bias and I always fantasize about him ing me hard and precise with them glorious hips of his BUT GOD DAMMMMMMM!
You have me imagining Jinki now!!!! Bless this man's !