Momma Told Me

You know how authors, especially the popular and "well-writing" ones consider how they have high standards in reading fiction (just because they create stories that get tons of votes because of their fanbase. Like, witch please. You ain't that good. And if you think you create popular stories because you have high standards, then you're stupid).

They say they like well-planned plots, good grammar, non-Mary-Sue and realistic characters.

What I'll talk about right now is a certain type of character.

This is the character that this one author likes to be realistic as much as possible so she makes it a lead in her stories so readers can relate.

This is the character that readers love reading.

So this author says she likes creating realistic settings and characters. So this female lead character that she made is so morally chaste and soft-spoken. Possibly never been in love. But for some reason, she is so stupid that she does something that causes her to be surrounded by hot, bad guys, and her life gets messy. She has vulnerabilities. She cries. She's like a damsel in distress that the male lead/s has/have to watch.

Me: oh, this nice. She sounds like a pretty good girl. 

*Reading.....reading.....*

She gets pregnant with the male lead's baby.

Me: What the fudge..........

Well I guess Ms. Good Girl ain't no good girl at all.....

She's secretly a hoe.

And you wonder why stories like this get tons of vote: Everything went bananas but it's a happy ending. The girl gets some lovin in the bed with the lead. She gets pregnant.

Well of course it will get more votes. Readers like their bias' cell to infiltrate their egg cell. It's like a dream come true for them in the form of a fanfic.

If she's so morally chaste, why did she get pregnant easily? She hasn't even known the guy longer than a year.

So much for realistic characters.

This is the reason momma told me that calm, reserved girls get pregnant first.

is inside.

Nasty hoe.