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The Cliff Anonymous (An Author's Mean Confession)

Apple Bottom Jeans

 

 

Apple bottom jeans. Boots with the furrr~

Shawty got low low low low LOW!

Today Imma talk about authors and readers who act mighty because they're high-standard but the truth is they're low.

 

Okay, it is like a law of universe that not all of the featured fics....like the one featured now.....will please all readers-----because they have a title with 'nerd', 'queenka', 'married to', & etc, and just bcoz they have cliche plots or childish writing without any proper paragraphs, that more than 90% of the readers think they don't deserve a spot in the featured section. By now, it should be a known fact for avid AFF users that this is one of the flaws of the site that mainly rely on the technical ratio of votes and subs to get featured.

 

But here's the thing------that doesn't give anyone a right to make fun of those stories or authors. Because that is just plain trashy and lowly.

 

Yes, you. I'm speaking to the readers and authors who have the sickening guts to even make a screenshot of those stories and make fun of them.

 

Just because they have the kind of writing that you can see in books (because they are just obviously copying writing styles of published authors), doesn't give them a right to diss on those stories. You're so arrogant, fxcxing witch! You don't even write.

 

And for you trashy author dissers, you can go to hell. Your writing style is obviously adapted from those books that you read, and your plots are obviously stolen, cross-stitched plots that you encountered.

 

You think I'll simply target stupid readers? Even if u're a writer, as long as you're a witch, you'll be blind items in this post. Show me your works, ( no I've seen them), and lets still find out if you'll hav sumthin to boast of. Your plots are very unoriginal and trashy. Sorry not sorry. You may have sophisticated writing styles but underneath those honey words, you're nothing but trashy hoes.

At the end of the day, it all boils down to character.

Have I been harsh? Yes Im harsh. Because if you're a witch, I'll most probably be a witch to you as well.

 

Even though I already expect those kinds of featured stories not to reach my standard, I leave them alone and I don't make fun of them. I'll say, 'yeah they might ' but I don't make screenshots of them just for me and my posh to have something to laugh about. It's very simple. On the highest level, I can be a witch...... but refraining to insult them like that is the simplest way I do to respect other authors in this site.

 You have sophisticated writing styles adapted from published authors, you have stolen, unoriginal plots, and your character . If you can't keep your mouth shut to at least respect other authors, i guess you're just lowly, trashy persons after all. You haven't even published books, or even get your stories featured,  and you're acting like witches already? I won't even wonder why.........because you have trashy lowly character.

Lowly hoes. You're cheap.

 

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BaekYeolChanBaek
#1
Chapter 8: hey! i know it's a bit late since i've already begun writing it, but i was wondering if i could use this story (but specifically this chapter) as inspiration for a short poem i'm writing? it would mean a lot to me, and i won't post it until i get your permission.
thank you in advance!
Kyutebaekyeol
#2
Chapter 18: thank you for writing this, do you have any medicine to heal the hurt everytime reader unsubscribe? I'm new writer, I feel like trash sometimes, the only things that keep me writing is the new subscribers and readers comments and upvote, how i wish that i don't know who unsubscribe, but sometimes i know.....I guess One man's trash is another man's treasure :(
General
#3
Chapter 6: I partially agree with this. Yes, advertising gets you some time at the spotlight and more people will have a chance to see and read your story and along with that - subscribe...

But advertising doesn't automatically mean 1000+ subscribers and a gold star.
roanturin14 #4
Chapter 13: oh my god, I'm starting to like this 'rant fanfic/blog' thingy. I practically ing some of authors and readers shamelessly bcus of the same reasons.
roanturin14 #5
I actually think fanfic also supposed to "it's not about being read. It's about being written" thingy. I mean I write stories in my blog without promoting it, only some of my friends who really want to read it. There's no comments or anything, no pressure at all. Because my aim to write is not for anyone, is just myself. Sometimes it's just phathetic for some of authors who go to far with their storyline, changing OC characters or storyline for entertaining some of naggy readers.
park-jiminnie
#6
Chapter 9: oh my god this reminds me of authors who try so hard not to make their character a mary sue it goes full circle and becomes a mary sue, but it's actually worse because the oc's so "depressed" and "misunderstood" and fights a lot but only to protect her little sister like jesus i'd just rather have a regular mary sue
park-jiminnie
#7
Chapter 4: i just found this and oh my GOD i just started reading but this is how i feel
my story with the most votes still is 11% of the amount of subscribers
i have a story that literally has hundreds of subscribers and TWO GODDAMN votes (.002% of the subs) like votes are what keep me alive man
chaanyeolah #8
Chapter 1: oh my god yes... it's like everytime I update I lose subscribers zzz
JESLEN #9
Chapter 10: Ok. Hahaha. I was determined to read all rants before commenting, but man Im itching to voice out this rant too. There's this author who isnt featured but had hosted a contest in which she garnered huge subscription base. And man, she really thought she's sooo popular that she posted a name for her "fan" base. And I was like, witch please. You have many subs coz theyre interested in the contest. Oof! It's good to ventilate. haha.