I was not in a good mood today. I finished my abnormal 'normal' courses. Now it's time for the even more abnormal 'extra' courses. "So, your first course is Bitology. It's a course where you have to bite your part—No, YOU DON'T CHOOSE your partner, I emphasize DON'T. Or else it would be too easy. It only makes sense if you're a guy." I scoffed. "It only makes sense if you're you." I wryly replied. He rolled his eyes at my comeback. "Whatever, we both share this Bitology class... Oh, do you know that I'm majoring in Bitology?" He excitedly asked. Oh, yay. He will be a cockbiter in the future. I can see people lining up for Ahn Jaehyo's Biting Service. I shuddered at that awful thought, but it was kinda hilarious as well. I started laughing. He looked at me questioningly. I told him off. "You know, you can come to me anytime for bitology tips." He smiled at me. I rolled my eyes. Never in a million years. Out of the blue, Jaehyo kissed me passionately on my lips. "That was just a preview" He smirked, finally letting go of my porcelain lips.

Ugh, kissing him was like kissing a frog. The only problem was that this frog wouldn't turn into a prince. The worst case scenario is that I will turn into a frog. Speaking of which, I wish there were a frog that when I kissed it, it turned into a Minhyuk. But this frog won't even become an ordinary prince, let alone a Minhyuk. That was asking too much, the only Minhyuk in the world hates me now.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bitology class!" Said Zico, clapping. "Teachers?" I asked out loud. Zico cackled so hard he fell off his chair and plummeted to the floor. I couldn't stop laughing. "*Ahem*" He cleared his throat, embarrassed. "Teachers in Extra classes? Nonono, we already have four bloody hours a day with those sickos, and you expect a teacher in extra classes?" "Um, apart from English, all the teachers were MISSING! Your bloody BOYFRIEND taught us senseless maths!" I retorted. Kyung had a hurt expression on his face. "It's not senseless. You're a loner, Yukwon, that's why you're here. We find you a partner." He calmly said. I really wanted to snap. THEY RUINED MY LOVE LIFE! I almost got into a relationship with the most precious boy on campus. "The whole B Section is here, time for love classes!" More like loathe classes. I hate this bloody Bull Section! But to my relief, Minhyuk was also there! My mouth was about to form a smile. "Hello, Kitty Kwonie, ready to bite?" I heard a female Zico like voice say. My mouth formed a scowl instead. The dancer still didn't look at me.

"Okay, um, I think that the 'Pairings' game drew you closer to your partner..." No, it didn't, on the contrary, it drew me farther from my partner, which happened to be your mothering sadistic twin, I wanted to say, but I didn't. "... Which is why I'll assign you new partners." There was a glimpse of hope in my eyes. I was told that you could request a partner. I NEEDED to do that request, but if I did it in public, it could ruin my reputation. Unfortunately there was 0,00001% chance of me getting hooked up with Minhyuk, so I decided to increase my chances. To make things better, Ilhoon (I tell you, he's EVERYWHERE) told me that Zico, to trick you, will pair you up with the person next to the requested partner. "But...why?" I asked. "To make you feel miserable, duh!" Ilhoon replied. Oh right, it's Woo Jiho we're talking about. DUH. I looked for Minhyuk's partner. It was Taeil. P.O was going to kill me, so I NEEDED to say it in private. I decided to give it a shot. "Um, Zico, can we please talk in private?" I asked him. "Why, sure, my friend." He said, bringing me to his little office. 

"Come in, little fella" He said in false kindness. Zico's officer was more obnoxious than the school's cafeteria. I don't even want to describe the mess. I take back all the complaints about Jaehyo's mess, it's nothing compared to this. "What did you want to talk about?" Zico asked. "Um... it's a bit awkward, but..." I was trying to find the right words, but it was not easy. I was beet red and Zico was eager to know. "Um—CouldyoupairmeupwithTaeil?" I said. Zico's eyes were wide-eyed. "You wanna the cute bespectacled boy's face?! Not to mention, JIHOON'S BOYFRIEND?!" He asked aghast. "Um... yeah" I nodded. I didn't want Taeil, but Ilhoon told me that Zico would pair me up with the guy next to him, which would be Minhyuk. Soon, Kyung entered the room (without knocking) and asked for Minhyuk, so he could be with Taeil. He knew about this Zico's trick. Obviously his boyfriend was not part of the game, and Taeil was the most tolerable od them all. Zico's boyfriend also dominated Jihoon, and was immune to the latter's attacks. "Whatever floats your boat, little kitty. Same thing for you, Kyung." He said, and he escorted me out to the office. 

We both left the office, and something horrible just happened. Taeil and Minhyuk switched seats with Jihoon and Jaehyo! Now Jihoon was next to Taeil. He didn't know about Zico's pranks. And since I asked for Taeil... I'm now stuck with Jihoon! Oh God, the man was so tall and aggressive and so bulky, he was like a furless ape! How bad can he be? *shudders* I walked towards him, and he greeted me with a grumpy face. I shuddered, He was not an easy one, but at least he gave me time to reflect before his balls. i took a look around the eccentric class. I noticed Kyung was next to... Oh God, I don't even want to say her name! It starts with Z and ends in A. Now Kyung was stuck with Zico's twin! He smirked, although he was gay, Zica looked more like Zico than an actual girl, so he's happy. At least he's with a carbon copy of his lover, unfortunately I'm with a carbon copy of an extremely traumatized King Kong who lost his fur. 

I looked at the couples. Jada was stuck with Ilhoon. Poor boy, I like him, even though he's one of the loons in BTOB. I was curious about Taeil, so I looked in his way. He was with Jaehyo! I really pity the short boy, what has he done wrong to deserve such a penalty? P.O glared at the ulzzang and flipped the bird at him. In turn, Jaehyo showed him his vampire teeth.  I looked in Minhyuk's direction. He had no partner.

I couldn't help it, but I left P.O alone to go over him. Not that the ape minded, of course, he was just staring at Taeil with big eyes, the latter smiling at him. Minhyuk gave me a sad glance, and I cupped his face in my hands. He smiled, for the first time in decades, he showed his adorable dimple.  He touched my hands, and moved them to his neck. He secretly pecked my collarbone, the warm, moist feeling of his lips on it gave me an adrenaline rush. I felt as if I just drank an energy drink, even better. His lips were addicting. I wanted more. "Yukwon, go back to your partner." Zico comanded. Tsk, that er. I was horrified when I noticed Zico straddling Minhyuk. He WANTED TO BE MY MINHYUKKIE'S PARTNER! I started crying. Minhyuk was unresponsive, but Zico forced him to bite his face, touching his s and squeezing his . Minhyuk shivered as Zico slid his hand down his thighs and legs. He was worse than Jaehyo. Minhyuk was silent, but Zico moaned the loudest among the group. I was crying.

P.O was oblivious to my feelings, so we pretended to the life out of our faces, but I noticed, while I was pretending to work on King Ko—Jihoon, the other people were really their faces. Well, Jaehyo tthe s out of the frightened Taeil, who was squirming to get out of his hold. "Yukwonnie~" Jaehyo moaned. Tsk, not again. I sighed.

"Is that your boyfriend?" Jihoon asked. "In his dreams. He's a ert who's smitten with me, but I don't reciprocate his feelings." "He's the one who turned the electric fan on when the English teacher was explaining Shakespeare . She had red underwear and infact she attracted 666." I was aghast. "Who do you like?" Jihoon asked me inquisitively. "Don't lie. I know you like Taeil." He said. "No, I don't." I said. "I HEARD you in Zico's office. You wanted Taeil. You asked him to hook you up with my boyfriend!" He said angrily. "Do you know the trick Zico plays on us all the time? The one where Zico hooks you up with your requested partner's deskmate?" I asked. "He doesn't always do that." P.O sighed. "Kyung came in too. He also asked for a partner. I DIDN'T WANT TAEIL, but his partner." I never thought talking to this ape could be this easy. His mouth was wide agape. "You wanted... MINHYUK?" He said out loud, Minhyuk staring at him. I nodded. "Zico won't be happy about this." Jihoon sighed, worriedly. "Do you like him that much?" Jihoon asked me. I told him everything about him, my love for him, how we met and so on. I omitted no detail. Jihoon awed, the story was similar to his and Taeil's. "Don't tell Zico." I said. "But... he's the matchmaker, he can change your roommate and he could pair you up with him in games. Trust me, he can make his twin vanish from your life and no annyoing Jaehyos in your dorm." That was too good to be true, but I wanted to give it a shot. For Minhyuk's sake.