Hey peeps :)

Enjoying the story so far? Unfortunately there's no UBomb yet :(, but there will be soon! And I also added a one-sided JaeKwon, hope you like it! So, sorry for grammar mistakes, although I'm bilingual English-Italian, my keyboard is slow, I can't see the words I write and I just type them in. Oh, and I'm too lazy to edit. Enjoy!

I couldn't sleep. Not even on my pillow. Let's say I have this phobia of sleeping on a pillow that isn't mine. I had to bring mine, Because I don't know the hygiene of the place and stuff. Especially this place's hygiene, I think I know the dirty bums found on the street the school hired as cleaners! I was doubtful about the blankets too, but since I wasn't expecting such a place with poor hygiene, I forgot to bring them. So I'm cold every night. Better cold than contaminated with weird germs. 

The old pillow was disgusting, a greasy cushion with many holes. I freaked out when something came out of it: It was a tiny bird. Afterwards, a minuscule rat popped out of the pillow:  I screamed: My roommate (Who JUST HAPPENED to be Jaehyo, for some odd reason. I swear I'm going to kill Zico) fled towards me, and looked at me, puzzled: "What's wrong, kitty Kwon?" He asked, like nothing happened. I pointed at the pillow: "Oh, you want it?" Jaehyo asked me. HOW CAN HE NOT UNDERSTAND!? I started crying in exasperation. I was also cold. Jaehyo must've sensed that, because he hugged me: I hated his slimy hugs. Only the dancer could hug—Wait, what!? YuKwon does not fall in love, not with the crazy nuts in this nutshell! But he's so—Aargh, calm down Yukwon! You're straight! Think of the pretty girls! Think of Jada! I gulped at the thought. Maybe not Jada. She's pretty but she's totally bat insane. Basically like everyone else in this asylum. 

I was lost in my thoughts again, when I woke up from them I experienced the most GRUESOME thing in my life:

A pair of slimy, thin lips on mine. Oh my gosh, Jaehyo kissed me! JAEHYO. KISSED. ME. When someone asked me with whom my first kiss was, the answer will be "With a creepy Dracula guy who is considered an ulzzang". I was trying to pull away, but the vampire-ulzzang's grip was too strong. He was literally biting my plush lips. Jaehyo had no lips. I'm going to become a vampire! Jaehyo decided to make the kiss not so innocent. I didn't allow him to go further, but he was able to reach my tongue. The feeling of his tongue on mine was WORSE THAN HIS LIPS. I tried to pretend that he was the y dancer, but the difference is far too obvious, despite not being sble to kiss those precious lips of the body-popper's. As if the situation weren't bad enough, Jaehyo just ate. He forced his tongue on mine, and I was able to taste the octopus tentacle still wriggling in his tongue. I puked in his mouth, and Jaehyo pulled away. "Your puke doesn't taste that bad." He added. I was petrified. He washed his mouth (If the water was clean enough, that is), and he resumed kissing me. He bit my collarbone, then slid lower and lower, until he reached my pants.

He looked at me pleadingly. Suddenly an idea popped into my mind: "I'm wearing red undies under my blue ones" I smirked. A scared Jaehyo backed away, and he even ran away from the dorm. 

Everyone was puzzled at him running away from me. I ran after Jaehyo (Technically, I was desperately looking for the main bathroom, the cleanest one, so I could get rid of the Jaehyo-germs. Unfortunately Jaehyo was going in my same direction). 

I asked a girl for the cleanest bathroom, but she squealed instead: "What's wrong, you insane nutshell?" I asked. "THE MARKS... YOU'RE FOLLOWING JAEHYO... YOU MADE OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!" She yelled. Damn, she wasn't a dumb nut. I tried denying it, but she wouldn't listen. I decided to explain then, but she kept slapping me. I ran away from her, and since Jaehyo was going in my same direction, I decided to talk to him: "You girlfriend busted you cheating on her, y'know? She saw the marks on my body and screamed" I almost yelled, running. Oh crap, really?! Why are you even following me?!" He yelled back, still running. "I'm not following you, I'm looking for the bathroom!" "There's a bathroom in the dorm!" "It's not clean enough!" "You hygiene freak!" After that, Jaehyo took another direction. Phew, I found the bathroom! 

I inspected it for any kind of contagious germs and disease-likely molecules. Good, nothing. Unfortunately, someone else was taking a shower, and they forgot to lock the bathroom door. I hid behind the shower. I stared at that person's bum. I gasped when I saw how well-toned it was. He could be Mr. Universe! He put all other bottoms to shame with his well-shaped tush. His body was muscular, toned biceps, a delicious six-pack, an even more delectable um... thing. He got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around his lower body, but it was too late, I've seen it. I gasped: It was THE DANCER! Only he could have such a fine body! Unfortunately, he heard my gasp and stared at me in shock: Y-you... " He stuttered. I was in dire strakes.