Hey my dear subbies, I almost died yesterday because of a stupid prank my cousin did, and I'm at the hospital. So here's the update!

First day of courses. Am I excited?? No, I'm not. The last days of 'pre-course days' were abnormal, so I don't expect these courses to follow the norm. "Yukwon, we have 'normal' courses, like Maths, Science and Gym today." Zico explained. Everything seemed normal. I emphasize SEEMED. "We also have some... um... 'slightly peculiar' courses." He added. I scoffed. Usually I like slightly peculiar courses. But Zico's idea of 'slightly peculiar' was equivalent to 'preposterously abnormal'. I know from experience. The first three courses were far from 'normal'. 

"Hello, people" Kyung chirped as she entered the class, sitting at the teacher's desk and grabbing a marker. What is she doing?" I worriedly asked my deskmate. "Oh, the teacher is probably missing." He nonchalantly said. My mouth was wide agape. "And STUDENTS can replace their teachers?!" I whispered loudly. "It depends on the student. The smartest student in school is Taeil, but he failed the year, so he's not in this class." "How on earth can he be the smartest student in school if he failed the year?!" "Reputations change, you know. Last year he was the dumbest kid on campus, but this year he got smart" My deskmate answered, as if it were the norm to go from extremely stupid to nerdy genius. But that Taeil guy seemed very nice. I officially hate Pyo Jihoon for whisking him away from me. Not that I'm in love with Taeil, but I'd choose him over Zica anytime. "Anyway, smarts aren't really required to replace a teacher." Oh, I don't need him to tell me THAT. Kyung was just being a buffoon, saying "Hi, I'm Kyungcumber" and making those 'bbuing bbuing' sounds. Seriously, what mental disorder does he have?! "The most important thing to replace a teacher is power. Zico is the most powerful student on campus, and Kyung is his boyfriend, and a guy of Kyung's standing definitely isn't devoid of the power he needs to replace the Maths teacher" He whispered. Speaking of the teacher-nutcase, he was teaching us some weird thing called 'the equation of love'. Minhyuk was in my Maths class, but he hasn't given me one single glance. On the contrary I was staring at him the whole time. I'm sure he hasn't forgiven me yet. My thoughts were interrupted by Jada giving us the papers with some exercises Kyung gave us.

"Jada is Kyung's assistant. Any girl her standing is worthy of being a teacher's assistant, considering she dated Zico before Kyung." He added. I got lost in my thoughts, thinking of Minhyuk again. He still didn't look at me. I was heartbroken. 

"Hey, let's do this exercise together." My deskmate said, bringing me out of my thoughts. I gladly nodded. First I wanted to know his name. "First of all, let's start with a name, shall we?" I asked him. "Freddy" He said. "Your name's Freddy?" I asked him. The guy looked 100% Korean to me. He suddenly laughed. "You said start with A name, not MY name" He chuckled. I rolled my eyes. Here's another bat insane nutcase. "My name's Ilhoon. What's yours?" "Yukwon" I answered. We started doing the weird 'love equations' that Jada gave us. The first question was "What's love? 1. a long-lasting 1+1=2-1 2.  1+ (1+1)=3-(2-1) 3. a happy 1+1=2". I was puzzled. This quiz didn't make any sense. What's 'a happy 1+1'? And a 'long-lasting' one? In Maths nothing is happy. Kyung's senseless maths. I didn't know how to answer, and randomly answered 2, maybe because there were just numbers, and no emotions. "Jada, go check the papers please" Kyung ordered. Jada complied, and, as soon as she looked at my paper. the unimaginable happened. "YUKWON, you cheater!" Ilhoon also glared at me. I didn't understand. "People, this young man chose 2 as an option!" Jada waved my paper in the air for the others to see. Everyone glared at me and I was embarrassed, but I still didn't understand what was going on. 

"The (1+1) in the brackets is the happy couple, and the 1 out of the brackets is the outsider that ruins the relationship, presumably by cheating with one of the numbers in the brackets, which would be a half of the couple. You chose this answer, so you're A CHEATER! That's what love is?!" Kyung explained angrily. I didn't answer, I just lowered my head and glanced at Minhyuk. We made eye contact, and he had a hurt expression on his face. I felt like crying, I had no clue of these stupid 'love equations'. Reality hit me in the face as soon as I realized that the first option, alias 1+1=2-1 meant breakup, the third option, 1+1=2, was the happy couple. The third option was love. Minhyuk was love. That 1+1=2 should've been Minhyuk+Yukwon=UBomb. That's the perfect equation. 

Math class was dismissed, and I ran towards Minhyuk. "Minhyukkie, please, I'm not—" "I don't want to hear another word of it. I thought you were different, Yukwon. I saw you with that girl." He said, frustrated. "THAT GIRL IS THE  LOONY ZICO PAIRED ME UP WITH! DO YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY CHOOSE TO DATE HIS TWIN?!" I exploded. Minhyuk's mouth was wide agape. "You played that pairing game with the B Section?! That's IT! I thought I could trust you, Yukwon. I'm leaving." Minhyuk was about to leave, but I jerked his arm and forcefully pulled the dancer towards me. Taken aback by my actions, Minhyuk stumbled in front of me and he fell on me. I was beet red, and he was too. I awkwardly touched his hips with both hands, and he laid his hands on my chest for a moment. His warm body was releasing all my stress and tension and my heart was racing. Minhyuk probably heard my heart beating faster and he noticed my beet red face, nevertheless he got up and held his hand out for me to reach. I gladly grabbed it, my palm getting sweaty at the contact. Thanks a lot, sweat glands. 

He left, that was a sign that he still didn't forgive me. I looked up my next course; English. He wasn't in my class. I had the most boring two hours of my life, and again, like Maths, I was stuck with Ilhoon, who kept blabbing about BTOB. He was one of the BTOB guys who always hung out on the roof, the ones I was forbidden to talk to. Thank goodness Zico and Jaehyo aren't in my Maths and English class. I swore that these people knew nothing about English. "Baekhyun, can you please make a simple sentence with the verb 'to be'?" The guy whom I now know as Baekhyun didn't understand a word of what Ms. Jung said. I rolled my eyes. "I have twenty-three years old" He said in the end. My mouth was wide-agape. For 's sake, he's oTHREE years my senior and he's IN MY CLASS?! "Baek, this is the third year I have you in my class and you still don't know the basics, so please focus" Ms. Jung worriedly said. Oh, so he failed the year thrice. My thoughts went back to Minhyuk. I still felt his warm body on mine... When he fell on me, he put his hands on my chest, and he also grabbed my hand to help me up! I smiled. Looks like there was still a chance for UBomb to happen. I thought of the crazy math equations. Kyung and Jada were right, the perfect equation is 1+1=2. Let me rephrase that, the best equaition is Yukwon+Minhyuk=Ubomb.