#AintNoWifey!?!?!?!
pls dont leave"HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!" Seungri screeched into the phone when TOP picked up.
"Yah, no need to yell, what's your problem now?"
"HYONG I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR FURnITURE SPAM AND I SAW RINNIE UPLOADED A PICTURE AND SHE TAGGED IT AINT NO WIFEY, BUT I WANT TO WIFE HER HYONG, WHY WOULD SHE SAY AINT NO WIFEY?"
"Calm down. Maybe it was directed to Diplo."
Seungri paused, thinking. That was logical. He started to laugh maniacally and hung up on TOP. Running to the mirror he kept laughing, he's a ing dork ain't he?
"YEAH DIPLO TAKE THAT, CL IS MINE, NOT YOURS, SHE WILL BE MY WIFE!" he yelled.
"Maybe she's no one's wife."
Seungri paused and turned around to see Jiyong's smug standing in the doorway.
"Hyo-"
"Ain't NO wifey, maybe she wants to be single forever, or maybe she's a lesbian." Jiyong teased Seungri. He wasn't serious, he was just being a piece of . Seungri, however, took it to heart.
"But hyong I love her." he whined.
"THEN TELL HER. GOD DAMN SEUNGRI IT'S BEEN YEARS, TELL HER, IS IT NOT ENOUGH TO SEE THAT SHADY OLD DIPTHONG GUY CLEARLY TRYIN TO MAKE A MOVE ON HER, DO IT, RI, DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
Seungri stared at him.
"B-but ain't no wifey--"
"IT'S A PHRASE, SHE'S TRYING TO BE COOL LIKE SHE ALWAYS IS."
"She is cool though."
"Whatever you say, I'm out, talk to u later."
Ji left and Seungri sat there in thought. Jiyong was right, it's been so long and he hasn't made his feelings clear to Chae, and he had to before it was too late. He had to make the moment perfect. He grabbed his phone and texted her.
To: Chaerin
When will you be back in Korea?
She replied almost instantly
From: Chaerin
Boy, do you not realize the time zone difference?! It's late! But I'll be there in two days.
TWO DAYS?! What could he possibly plan in two days???? No time for him to think, he had to just do it.
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