They’re Zombies, We’re Survivors Season 2 Chapter 10   The tingling sensation running through his body was not a good one; it was a mixture of fear, panic and anger all in one. The only consolation was that he knew Baekyoung was feeling the same way, Baekhyun being the brother he loved so deeply and dearly and Kris heard a bang in the background; the man reaching up to press his ears at the painful sharp sound. Baekhyun was pouting, not wanting to be the only one who had to face the wrath of Kris and his older brother. Desperate to point fingers, but also not wanting to throw anyone under the bus.   Putting it all on Yixing and Luhan would be his best bet, Baekhyun knowing Yixing was to weird to even care if someone was mad at him. Luhan just simply did not give a and did whatever he wanted. Baekhyun made a mental note that if the screaming and yelling became too much, he would do just that: determined to ease the anger of furious Kris.   “Okay, you listen to me, young one. How did you get up here, how many of you guys are here, and how in the world did it happen?” Kris was enraged, he felt both betrayed and pissed but he would be lying if he didn’t expect this to happen. His mind was jumping back and forth on who could have spread the news that he would be leaving but all that would point to the one and only: Luhan. “Luhan gave me a bunch of ear pieces, I thought you were okay with them coming on board. That was what Luhan said.” Yixing said absentmindedly, typing his way through the system.   “Okay? And you didn’t come and ask me first?” Kris’ voice shook and Baekhyun took two steps back, pushing the cart in front of him to make it serve as a barrier. He didn’t know what would that help with, except that it would give him a peace of mind that he had something to protect himself with if Kris ever wanted to kill him.   “No, I thought you were okay with it.” Yixing answered so naturally, as if it was the most normal thing in the world. “Luhan said-“ “ what Luhan said!” Kris bellowed and they all heard Yixing scoff in the background. “Jeez, fine. Who made you king of everything?”   Kris laid his hands on his waist, pursing his lips together as to try to navigate this thoughts before he remembered a slight detail. He turned to Baekhyun who flinched automatically and diverted his gaze to the ground.
“The girls? Are they here too?” Kris knew there was a high chance that Yoora was there, considering that Chanyeol was ‘flying the plane’ but he prayed that Ellie was somewhere safe and he didn’t have more people he cared about on the sub. Not like he cared about the boys any less, it just was… Ellie.   Baekhyun had no idea to tell Kris without getting murdered so he thought of the safest thing to do. He cleared his throat and ran a hundred scenarios in his head before falling on the one that would make everyone suffer. He placed his hands on the cart and pushed it forward before leading it down the hallway, Kris scurrying after him.   “Where are you going?” “It’s hard to explain so let me just show you.” Baekhyun replied, making a quick turn and leading Kris into what seemed like the lunch room.     If Kris wasn’t under so much pressure, he would have found the situation funny. Right in front of him he saw a very grumpy Yoora wearing a lunch cap, and Ellie- Ellie was as beautiful as ever, except she was also wearing lunch ladies’ uniform. Baekhyun moved in closer and he waved at Yoora who gave him a curt nod before throwing whatever she was holding onto the empty metal trays in front of her. Ellie looked up at Kris and winked at him, knowing he was very mad at the whole group but she couldn’t help but enjoy the way he furrowed his eyebrows and the way he looked like a tomato that would explode any moment.   “Here they are.” Baekhyun motioned to Yoora who was still glaring at everyone. Yoora was a very attractive lady and Kris did not blame the men on the submarines to be gawking at how beautiful she was. Kris made a mental note to tell Baekyoung later, if given the chance, that his girl was being salivated over. “Ugh, thank god you’re here.” Yoora spoke up. “I have had men come up to me and ask if I wanted to ride their magic stick. The audacity-“ “How’d you get here?” Kris interrupted as he lowered his voice when he saw one of the lunch men look at him, also hearing what sounded like a growl in Baekyoung’s voice in his ear.. Ellie gave him a side eye, wiping the metal trays in front of her before moving to the side to talk to him. “Good for you to ask. I guess we all found out that you were going to walk into a death trap.” Ellie huffed and crossed her arms, tapping her feet furiously against the floor before staring daggers at him. “Oh, and we also found out your initial plan was to leave us and I don’t know… die?” She questioned sarcastically and Kris’ facial expression faltered.   Before he could speak he felt a small body lunge at his legs and he looked down and saw Lil’ Nugget, the kid also wearing a lunch uniform. She gave him a toothy grin and winked at him as if she knew a secret. The child then stuck her tongue out at him once more and disappeared into the kitchen. Kris had no time to try to decipher whatever she was trying to tell him when Ellie shrugged. “You know they think she’s Yoora’s kid.” She chuckled. “We gave them such a show, they hired us on the spot.”   Kris looked at Yoora and back to where Lil’ Nugget had disappeared to. “So you guys didn’t have to impersonate anyone? And Yoora’s kid? They bought that?” “Obviously she was adopted by me.” Yoora pointed out as if it was the most natural thing in the world, joining the conversation. “Yeah, we didn’t. All we did was give them a bunch of laxatives and then volunteered to cook for the submarine.” “I’m happy we thought of the laxatives, we were about to chloroform them until we could get on and leave.” Ellie added. “As long as we don’t blow our cover all should be fine.” “Blow your cover?” Kris sighed, rubbing his forehead. “Do any of you even know how to cook?”   And by cook he did not mean what they did on the island. Of course, on the island it was easy to pass up anything edible as cooking. All they had to do was to catch anything and roast it under a full fire. Especially when there were no standards as to how something should taste like, they ate for survival not to enjoy it.   “Cook? Of course we don’t. But Kyungsoo does.”   And as if in queue, Kyungsoo popped his head out of the kitchen and gave Kris a thumbs up. Baekhyun waved at Kyungsoo who nodded at him. He too, was wearing a uniform with his hair pulled back by a lunch cap. For some reason, Kris seeing Kyungsoo’s face gave him a wash of relief. Kyungsoo always seemed like he had his together, like he was able to take responsibility and manage everyone.   “Oh, hey. I forgot to tell you guys that Leeteuk is down.” Baekhyun said, pointing down on the floor with a smug look on his face. “I smacked him on the back of his head and chloroformed him.” “Really? Oh, thank god.” Yoora squealed, tucking her hair behind her ear. “When he came we all ducked into the kitchen and had to hide there for like, ten minutes. Where’d you put him?” “The broom closet. I even chloroformed him twice in case, I’m going to keep doing that until we arrive.” “Ugh, good boy. Good boy.” Yoora cooed before cupping Baekhyun’s face with her hands while beaming at him. “Good boy?” Kris exclaimed incredulously, not understanding where the ‘good’ in good boy came from. “How is that- What if he wakes up—”   “Who is hitting on you?” Kris voice was cut off by a very jealous and furious Baekyoung who was striding over to them, his eyes shooting lasers at Yoora. Baekyoung pointed at Baekhyun who cowered and then motioned him to come with his finger. Baekh