OMG, I just read your comments. I'll apologize in advance. Sorry to disappoint but Sehun isn't cute here at all :( 

BTW,  LOOK AT THE GIF. BOYFRIEND SEHUN ON ALERT <3 <3 <3

After Youku Night, when they went back to their dorm, Sehun quickly hid himself inside his room, covering himself with a blanket. He suddenly felt like hating Yixing. He didn’t know why but he did have some hunches.

Maybe, it’s because Yixing is a girl pretending to be a boy… a fake boy with a very girly hips, girly smile, girly hands and maybe… girly s (OMG I think I should rate this story M XD). Everything about him was so girly that Sehun couldn’t help but just hate the man.

Or maybe, (if he stops being in denial) it’s because Sehun just witnessed Yixing kissing Kyungsoo.

HOW COULD HE?!!!

Sehun shouted in his mind and he would be glad if I didn’t write about that because that would make people think that he was jealous which he was not (really?).

But really, how could he kiss Kyungsoo during their broadcast? Someone might have caught it on camera and it would definitely be all over the internet! It was annoying, really, really annoying. And by annoying, he didn’t mean that it made him feel jealous. He meant that it was plainly annoying. So, so damn annoying

Yixing kissed Kyungsoo. He just kissed a guy and he looked so cute doing that (No! ing Oh Sehun, didn’t you say it was annoying?) He wasn’t conservative at all. He was so flirty and Sehun hated it.

HOW COULD HE KISS KYUNGSOO! (Yeah, how many times do you have to say it?) YOU AUTHOR-NIM!

Yeah, sorry. He meant, how could Yixing kiss Kyungsoo when he kissed Sehun before? And it was on the cheek too! Yixing is such a two-timer! Sehun will never forgive him.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!

See the intensity of his resolve? Yeah, he would never forgive Yixing, never ever ever ever ever ever ever!

Such a two timer

(stop interrupting my narration OH SEHUN)

just tell them I’m not jealous

(I’m the author, you do not dictate)

I am the maknae, I get whatever I want.

Yeah, so He wasn’t jealous at all. Yixing is a two-timer but that is not what he is mad about. I mean, they’re not even together. Calling the unicorn a two-timer was non-sense. And there was no reason for him to be jealous. They aren’t together! He was mad because Yixing is a girl and he shouldn’t go kissing people around. He was supposed to be a cute and shy 23-year old girl.  He shouldn’t just randomly flirt with people… not with Jongin, not with Baekhyun… Chanyeol, Junmyeon and every ing member, especially Kyungsoo (he just started hating that big-eyed hyung)… you should also add their SuJu sunbaes especially Shindong who obviously loves carrying that little body whenever he has the chance to.

And just so you know, Sehun didn’t count himself in the ‘every ing member’ because he wasn’t a ing member… he was a precious member (sassy, ain’t he?)

“Sehun, Kyungsoo cooked. Aren’t you going to eat?”

Sehun heard that annoyingly sweet voice saying that annoying name (he definitely meant Kyungsoo’s name),