Where's Kai?
Exo Text MessagesI really like fun text message fics like this so I thought I'd give one a try as a special Halloween treat. I hope it was funny enough.
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Sehun: Jongin?
Sehun: Jongin-ssi? Where are you?
Sehun: Kai! Kim Jongin! Answer me!
Baekhyun: What’s up Sehunnie?
Sehun: Jongin isn’t here and he’s not answering
Baekhyun: Are you worried he’s out buying chicken without us?
Sehun: … no.
Baekhyun: Oh… right. Yeah, me neither.
Chanyeol: You hungry Baekhyunie? I’ll get you something.
Baekhyun: Really? <3
Chanyeol: Sure.
Chanyeol: KYUNGSOO-AH! We need food!
Kyungsoo: Look in the fridge. There’s plenty of it
Baekhyun: We’re huuuunnngggrryyyyyy!
Kyungsoo: That’s interesting
Baekhyun: 0^0
Chanyeol: 0^0
Kyungsoo: No
Tao: If you’re making food can I have some?
Kyungsoo: I’m not. Ask someone else.
Kyungsoo: Or learn to cook
Chanyeol: I can cook
Chanyeol: But I don’t feel like it
Sehun: ANYWAY!
Sehun: Has anyone seen Jongin?
Suho: He’s not in the dorm???
Chen: I haven’t seen him for a while
Chanyeol: Me either
Kyungsoo: He’s not in the kitchen
Baekhyun: Are you making food now!? *0*
Kyungsoo: yes
Baekhyun: I love you Kyungsoo-ie! You’re my favourite member forever and ever and always <3<3<3
Kyungsoo: for myself
Baekhyun: …
Suho: Guys, seriously. Where is Jongin? Is he in one of the bathrooms?
Tao: I just showered. He wasn’t in there
Chen: Did you shower alone Taozi? On Halloween?
Tao: Yes!
Tao: I’m a man. I can shower alone
Lay: I was in there too.
Chen: lmao
Chanyeol: :-D
Tao: Just because I can doesn’t mean I have to
Suho: was he in the other bathroom then? We did bring him home right? We didn’t forget him when we left the practice rooms?
Chen: Call yourself a parent, Jungmyeon hyung
Chen: How can you lose one of your children?
Suho: I have 9 and they’re all brats, that’s how
Suho: Be thankful I haven’t put any of you up for adoption
Baekhyun: I bet I would get adopted first
Chen: Yeah, by a girl group
Baekhyun: Yah, Kim Jongdae!
Baekhyun: We all know Suho hyung is the one who dresses in drag
Chanyeol: And then talks about how pretty he looks as a woman
Lay: He was very pretty though
Suho: thankyou yixing
Sehun: So… Jongin?
Xiumin: He went out
Chen: Minnie hyung! I knew you were reading
Chanyeol: You’re even quiet when we’re texting
Suho: Where did he go?
Sehun: Did he sneak out on a date?
Lay; A date?
Sehun: Why else would he not tell us he was leaving?
Tao: I agree
Xiumin: No, he went out with Teamin
Chen: So he is on a date then
Sehun: Yah! Kim Jongin! Answer your phone. How dare you ditch me for Taemin!?
Chanyeol: Were you 2 supposed to have a date?
Baekhyun: A romantic Halloween date where you pull pranks on Tao
Tao: what?
Chanyeol: and scare him
Tao: What!?
Chen: Until he cries
Tao: WHAT!?
Tao: I don’t want to be pranked. Oh Sehun, don’t you dare
Tao: I will wushu your so hard…
Chanyeol: That’s what you kids are calling it these days…
Suho: Stop fighting. I’m just glad Jongin is safe
Xiumin: Taemin is hardly a responsible supervisor
Sehun: We weren’t going to prank anyone Tao. We were going trick or treating
Suho: …
Xiumin: …
Kyungsoo: …
Sehun: we were going to wear costumes. No one would have known who we were
Kai: Sehun-ah!
Kai: Come outside!
Sehun: Oh, so now you reply
Sehun: Sorry, I don’t want to be a 3rd wheel on your date
Kai: Yah! I have your costume.
Kai: And the Shinee hyungs already gave me candy
Suho: Please don’t go trick or treating. If you get kidnapped by fangirls…
Xiumin: He already left Jungmyeon
Suho: That’s it. The maknaes are the first going up for adoption.
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