Where's Kai?

Exo Text Messages

I really like fun text message fics like this so I thought I'd give one a try as a special Halloween treat. I hope it was funny enough.

<3

 

Sehun: Jongin?

Sehun: Jongin-ssi? Where are you?

Sehun: Kai! Kim Jongin! Answer me!

Baekhyun: What’s up Sehunnie?

Sehun: Jongin isn’t here and he’s not answering

Baekhyun: Are you worried he’s out buying chicken without us?

Sehun: … no.

Baekhyun: Oh… right. Yeah, me neither.

Chanyeol: You hungry Baekhyunie? I’ll get you something.

Baekhyun: Really? <3

Chanyeol: Sure.

Chanyeol: KYUNGSOO-AH! We need food!

Kyungsoo: Look in the fridge. There’s plenty of it

Baekhyun: We’re huuuunnngggrryyyyyy!

Kyungsoo: That’s interesting

Baekhyun: 0^0

Chanyeol: 0^0

Kyungsoo: No

Tao: If you’re making food can I have some?

Kyungsoo: I’m not. Ask someone else.

Kyungsoo: Or learn to cook

Chanyeol: I can cook

Chanyeol: But I don’t feel like it

Sehun: ANYWAY!

Sehun: Has anyone seen Jongin?

Suho: He’s not in the dorm???

Chen: I haven’t seen him for a while

Chanyeol: Me either

Kyungsoo: He’s not in the kitchen

Baekhyun: Are you making food now!? *0*

Kyungsoo: yes

Baekhyun: I love you Kyungsoo-ie! You’re my favourite member forever and ever and always <3<3<3

Kyungsoo: for myself

Baekhyun: …

Suho: Guys, seriously. Where is Jongin? Is he in one of the bathrooms?

Tao: I just showered. He wasn’t in there

Chen: Did you shower alone Taozi? On Halloween?

Tao: Yes!

Tao: I’m a man. I can shower alone

Lay: I was in there too.

Chen: lmao

Chanyeol: :-D

Tao: Just because I can doesn’t mean I have to

Suho: was he in the other bathroom then? We did bring him home right? We didn’t forget him when we left the practice rooms?

Chen: Call yourself a parent, Jungmyeon hyung

Chen: How can you lose one of your children?

Suho: I have 9 and they’re all brats, that’s how

Suho: Be thankful I haven’t put any of you up for adoption

Baekhyun: I bet I would get adopted first

Chen: Yeah, by a girl group

Baekhyun: Yah, Kim Jongdae!

Baekhyun: We all know Suho hyung is the one who dresses in drag

Chanyeol: And then talks about how pretty he looks as a woman

Lay: He was very pretty though

Suho: thankyou yixing

Sehun: So… Jongin?

Xiumin: He went out

Chen: Minnie hyung! I knew you were reading

Chanyeol: You’re even quiet when we’re texting

Suho: Where did he go?

Sehun: Did he sneak out on a date?

Lay; A date?

Sehun: Why else would he not tell us he was leaving?

Tao: I agree

Xiumin: No, he went out with Teamin

Chen: So he is on a date then

Sehun: Yah! Kim Jongin! Answer your phone. How dare you ditch me for Taemin!?

Chanyeol: Were you 2 supposed to have a date?

Baekhyun: A romantic Halloween date where you pull pranks on Tao

Tao: what?

Chanyeol: and scare him

Tao: What!?

Chen: Until he cries

Tao: WHAT!?

Tao: I don’t want to be pranked. Oh Sehun, don’t you dare

Tao: I will wushu your so hard…

Chanyeol: That’s what you kids are calling it these days…

Suho: Stop fighting. I’m just glad Jongin is safe

Xiumin: Taemin is hardly a responsible supervisor

Sehun: We weren’t going to prank anyone Tao. We were going trick or treating

Suho: …

Xiumin: …

Kyungsoo: …

Sehun: we were going to wear costumes. No one would have known who we were

Kai: Sehun-ah!

Kai: Come outside!

Sehun: Oh, so now you reply

Sehun: Sorry, I don’t want to be a 3rd wheel on your date

Kai: Yah! I have your costume.

Kai: And the Shinee hyungs already gave me candy

Suho: Please don’t go trick or treating. If you get kidnapped by fangirls…

Xiumin: He already left Jungmyeon

Suho: That’s it. The maknaes are the first going up for adoption.

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SVTDarino101
#1
Chapter 17: Oh my u haven't updated this in a long time... This is good tho and also really funny! Hope u update!
aliamaisarah #2
Chapter 13: I want chansoo more or kyungmyeon more please (;ω;)
aki-sama
#3
Chapter 7: Omg this chapter is my fav so far!! Hell yes to the Hyun family!!
And is it me or does Yixing have the most impeccable timing and instigate the greatest debate/conflict/conversation? XD
exo8090 #4
Chapter 17: yayy thanks!!
kakashilover #5
Chapter 17: Ke ke ke ke
That's funny
And I loooooove chen
Chanyeolxoxo_xoxo #6
Chapter 16: chapter 16:I think I just died from the gifs...
taenganger309
#7
Chapter 16: And lol at chen's hand at suho gift XD
taenganger309
#8
Chapter 16: Never thought suho would have that fab abs with that angelic face of him.
HaeSha1506
#9
Chapter 16: I literally had my mouth open and eyes bulging out at that Suho gif bc damn! I knew about ChenYeol but Suho? Didnt expect THAT under the grandpa's shirt!!! And that popcorn accident!!! What was it all about!
LiveToBeMeAsh
#10
Chapter 16: Bless EXO for working out :') i LVOE them either way tho.

I really wanna know the popcorn incident now omg