Are You Stupid??

I Don't Want To Be An Idol!!!
The next few days were kind of peaceful, something kinda nice and weird. BTS was very well-behaved after last time, which left me with lots of wonderful sleep and rest. Of course, they were rowdy, but at least it was manageable. Well, for around two days maybe. 
Well, anyways, I was walking from the school building to the dorms, listening to music when suddenly somebody closed in from behind. 
"What the-"
"Waddup~" 
I turned, "Oh My God, it's you."
"YES, IT IS I!" N yelled in my ear. 
"I'm, like, right here. Where's your volume button??"
"If only we knew..." The rest of VIXX trailed behind him. 
"I hid it in a special place." N wiggled his eyebrows.
"...Bye." I turned and tried to walk away, but he grabbed my shoulders before I could escape.
"WAIT! We have something to ask you."
"What?"
"Uhm... We need your help?"
"Is that a question?" I turned to leave again.
"NONONO! Uhm... Well... We need you to teach us how to cook."
"I thought you guys could cook?"
"Yeah, well... We can, but we only can cook stuff like ramen en fried rice... And, and, we're throwing a party with EXO and we promised to take care of the food and desserts."
"Wow, you sure put a lot of thought into what you were volunteering for. But, why don't you just buy some food?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE WANNA PUT OUR LOVE IN THE FOOD FOR OUR FRIENDS!"
"Again, right here. No need to yell in my ear. What if I get hearing damage? Ever heard of a deaf idol?"
"....Sorry."
"Well, you know what, I'll teach you, on one condition!"
"THANK YOU! ALL HAIL QUEEN DANI!! YOUR WISH IS OUR COMMAND."
"Don't involve me." Leo muttered.
"Sneak me sweets <3"
"Wh-what?"
"They don't allow me to have sweets, but since you are male, your diets are less strict. So, I ask of you to supply me with my sweets and snacks."
"Isn't that illegal??"
"Do you want to learn to cook or not?!"
"Yeah, b-but..."
"You won't get into trouble, okay? It's just buying it for me. I'll even pay you back!"
"...Fine."
"Now then, what do you want to cook?"
"BEEF!" N yelled.
"What dish with beef then?"
"BBQ!"
".....And now a real dish?"
"Why don't we make pizza?" Ravi proposed.
"Sure, sounds good. Which toppings do you want?" 
"Anything is fine, I'm pretty sure we all basically eat anything."
"....Yeah..."
"PIZZA IT IS! LETS GO TO THE KITCHEN!!"
"Let's go buy ingrediënts first, kay?" 
"LEGGO!!!!" 

A/N: SORRY I HAVENT BEEN UPDATING ;-; I didn't have a laptop... OTL But I'll try to update soon, and I'll just drag the party cooking thing on for one more chapter though it'll probably maybe possibly actually be relevant and not just fillers. ALSO SORRY ITS SHORT ;-; //throws sarangs Thanks for everybody who's been bearing with me and my horrible non-updating and stuff ;-; <3
 
 
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silverlunar #1
Chapter 10: update soon
hunhannieee
#2
Chapter 9: hope you update soooon authornim~
i've been following this story since ur old account teehee :D
authornim fighting <3