chapitre deux

OPPA,, will u accept my sarang and Be ME NamJA CHINGU?!?!!?!?

LOON WAS SIO frigckingn HAWT HOlrrrty fuOKNugETZZZZ HER HURR BLUND AND SO BULLOND AN DIED O METION BLON????!!??!?!?!? ABUETIFILL. WOW. 

***butu he was a hotwheels and HANDA wa mMEME***

sh stratred kreyin "HEY NOONA wHaT'S WORNGN WI UR FAYSE????" syd jogging

j yp whispr goats of yhpj 'n errone SKREM LOUDerTHANAAAmotherer

derder lil 1, LUCy liuHApn 2 uv AHAñ --> he gif tisshoo puffs plus W/ LOTIOn bc SkooL Tssue --> h: kamsagmfgfhnida brah --> L: u welcomE babre. OMFG did HE ju call HEr BABIE?! L'ENFANT?! CHUILD HOARY FRICK o bby hanna fell in <3 dat day & lil did sheep knoW  THA hE fall in SARAng wiht Hur rrjgfdgj too??? HM TOO? HIM?~ GIM!? HM03 SURF HIM?!

evn ded gai jyp had to clap it out bc/ she was bi-winning MoAR den ChAIR Sheén

aftr 2kool4skool kana et ekso go hoe 2 hr haus. bTU SHE PPORE AND nooooo $$$$$ but exo no curr bc hAna is Harry & datass is all that matter HOwe nOICE M I RITE

hai hnn sae señor kim "skool ok 2day eh?" (hes from maple leif ry CAndAD lek KRIseuuu oppah)

"hella" siadf she

"wer poor so NOT A Lot of FooD. WoULd u bOuyS wanR soum DirT PIEZ Or DeAD BoDY JJIGGAE?????"

wtgf dad wher u get da body hana

HEHEHEHEHE laff dad

"Oh... ANIYA!!!!" they all screm. apPa tooK principal'S BOdeH MAkE SOup WTH DOOD

u want sum bby 

#YOLO say ChandELIER and he uSE his bIG eaR aS BOWL for JJUGAE "MMmm u cocked a REL winNER HR MISSSR Koam"

IN 8 it allso. DAS gut, ,,,"""" hd exxcalm nd kisseU CHu HCU cHU yoda and he kis s bak bc elf lo>3 bbacon how I KnoW E HTHIS???? I ewas BFF w/ KeeBLER elf. 4 u non USA eagleland baAES tHa'ts a CRACKer and snack CO. 

jYPR miht b dead But u kno wat not? 

wat reply 1994 evil pENgwin kumSUE

"BABO YAH" DoBULE chin thro jyp arm @ his coke in LIPZzzzzZZZZzzz (whEN I USE ZzzzZZ's I mEAN BIZ Bc getti REAL) "u shuld no u r disappont"

srry i 4ogt

"MAI RAVUU FUR YIXanfg hetyung" he crey "his diMEPLE s U si/ft an /deep lyk butthole I WANT 2 FcUK it"

hithER LAy prten 2 puLL JonGDe in w/ InVsble ra[pe

then they had .

nex day AT SunRISE jD's chooty WAS Sor bC LAY TOPPED LOL HE got LAY'D GET IT forks!

#teambottom

GASP luhan stop BYe hur LCOKER # lOOK At FACEU... hIS eyeballz wahas brun lek poop but Naice poop :)

"heya ,or  texas, howEDy ParrtnerRR"

"we're Not Partners..." Hana COMFUZZLED

"srry to communist you I no men 2 do that." he shuk hed. "wanna b my parnter like domestik panther lik hubbb and wif"

time seem T HALT? HANA = WIFE???? WIFE?? LUHAN = Hubband? BAE? They MRRY? WHA??

OH Maki bUDHA !!!!! yES YRS she crey more and take phonyt out "KANYE OPPA"

"hand what" 

"IM ENGAGNED" 

"CONGRATION"

"LOL JOKES" luhan u . hana cry for another reason noaw. 

HE UHFAD to BHIDE hiS Love Wth WAs REL IT rEAL fo4 ReASON I canT SPOILLLLL....

she roundnHISe Kik him n shuve him In lhru locus. 

he crey.

lotz of tears in DIS CHAPPIE LOL YAY SADNESss#$$$$$

DA FEELZ AMIRITE

dat niIGJT she so upstit that she drinK DTROUble away @ club. She Meet HOT GAI and kis. They KIS AL OT IN BR and hABE ?X????? EWWW WT U YONGIN 

ugh shHE SAy bTW trust hat UR name i wannA sCREAm IT whE NI ORGANISM

Lu.

HUN?????

hE no reconize hur ? She = stranger?

stRANGrer sdanger????

SHE screaMED fo the wRON reasons. 

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mimimimi_
#1
I can't believe this doesn't get featured yet xDDD
Pvlchrvm #2
Chapter 6: this was wild FROM START TO FINISH IM CRYing
otakuinhell
#3
Chapter 6: this is epic
fangirling4life #4
this is a gift from god
catytio
#5
Chapter 5: SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!
43110_hello
#6
dude i totally thought this was legit when i saw this LOL this is gonna be fun to read
catytio
#7
Chapter 4: I can't believe this story is over a year old
user_hyun
#8
Chapter 1: LE DUCKING KINT HLD ME LAFTER
lilbonkers290
#9
i laf!!!! like oh em gee
catytio
#10
Chapter 3: Omg i'm crying