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OPPA,, will u accept my sarang and Be ME NamJA CHINGU?!?!!?!?

DA necxt jongDAY hana crey nd weore sweathbeapants & crocs b/c she was SAD?!! Seh waz johnny deppressed aernd umspset. she was sad. SAD. SDA. SAMDNESS. :'(

Hur frinezd waer by hear sideu da hoale wek Lpohabn aboided handa rn shee no munderstand??? wae? oppa? OPPA!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?! 

appa cloall hans's smgasung galazy hugng s6 "I ogt u a mdaid."

"BUT WE IS POROUS FATHER" APA REPLY "WTF IS U SAYIN WE AINT POOR NUGU"

?????????????

whuuUUUUTTTT?

str8 outta her pants pocekets fall (everything) & by everythgin autornim menas LOCFCSZ OFF BENJI'S NF YESEU DEY GOT BEN FRANKS @KORENA EVNE THO HE AMERICA BC USA IS COOL AS OK I LVOE AMERICA YEAH RED WHITE AND BLUE FKASGJDSGDKGKJD BUT LAZER LEMON COSULD BE A FLAGELLA COLOER B/C CRAYAOLA COOL. YEAH. USA! USA! USA!

HANA HAD THE MONEIS?????

RICHE??

RICH WTF>?????!@#R#TYREIHREH

WHY U Nio TELl me suga daddy she crey a lot in skool and teacher songsaengnim say no pgone in clakseu but she be like sckrew u i got da moneys nao hahah mwahahhaa

kim apppa say back "i wanted to but twas a dep famry ret."

"ily daddy oo."

"ily2 bby qurl"

he hang uep ang hanga wip her tearz and then naenae

evry kiss becgin w/ kai puro l'orela on her hed bc no more tears and she laff hahahah lol her laf so ugly but she coundtn't sotop ahhahHAHAHAHAHHAHH hahahhahaaaaaa brup

she home grotnt sckoll and relize luhahn was nut at sküle??? WAE? PPOPPA??? she ruenwa hom and see that ther fshack ---> MANDISION????? MADSION WAT so hshe slowjyn walk in and jyp whisper "jup" and in nmaide out fist = luhan! she was so weird feel waght

the fathebr of uher ded bébé nao her meido.

henna run 2 her dad room liek dad who dis nugu and he say "meido name bang minah imnida" and shena naysay but dats a namja wtf no yeoja??? aniya!! ANIya... her naded laf and say lol u ned glasses good thing im rich here some lenscragets ray bans bitsh. she smil and dad sey she in arrange marriage w/ lolho but NO I WANNA MAKE DESCOIONS ON MA OWN IM SORT OF AN ADULTEU WTWAT DAD U CONTRORL MEH

and leaf to her ripom and drag maid chan to her bed and rip off dress. no bang MINAH.

MEAID HAD A PEEN

SHE FELT HONGREY FOR DA D AND RIDE HIS YAYA GIDDY UP LIEK BROKEBACK MUTN

BUT LUHAN WAS THE MAID AND THE FIANCé!? 

dundenly luhan top her like croutons on a salad and SAEY U MINE YEOJA CHINGU U Y LITTLE SLOTH

a sign ethat ewehe was in mafiaya yakuza or somethin idk was he in korean mafia or chinese or japanese or russian or sickilian or usa idkkkkkk man i'll leave that up to ur interpretation tbh

den chneyolk cal luhan on fone andsey we got a nugu to kill bill and he be like ill be der brb honda and elft like kibum who not in suhju since 2009 lol rip son

bc handa was so IN NICE SHE RUN TO ALLEY SKETCH AF AND TRY T2 SOTP KILMURDER AND FAIL AND GET KNOCKED TF OUT FATALITY MORTAL KOMBATEU X ASS U AHDJFJDSKFJDKFJDKSGJDSKJGIO EFIOANGOIM  PUNCH UNCH TKICK HADOUUUKEN

dat night @hopital she drmean of fetty wap

he singeu ftrap quen w/ kanye oppa

kanye...

she rech out to hand but no recah... :(

KANey OAMpa cuem here

northeu weksteu 

kim

kriseu

kendael

kely

nd evryoen else idk so many pepple w/e yo

luhna wake up her wit anGEL Vocie "AM I MORE THAN U BARGAINED FOR YEHET I VEN DYIN TO TELL UA ANYTHING U AWANA HER CZ DAT JUS WHO I MA DIS WEK"

she say "r u lu han"

"ye" 

"i'm hana"

"ik"

"KIM hane ur bff for ebr"

w0t 

oh sithit

min yoongi we goin down swining

patrick star is led signr of folagboly

ok imma end chap here yeh

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mimimimi_
#1
I can't believe this doesn't get featured yet xDDD
Pvlchrvm #2
Chapter 6: this was wild FROM START TO FINISH IM CRYing
otakuinhell
#3
Chapter 6: this is epic
fangirling4life #4
this is a gift from god
catytio
#5
Chapter 5: SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!
43110_hello
#6
dude i totally thought this was legit when i saw this LOL this is gonna be fun to read
catytio
#7
Chapter 4: I can't believe this story is over a year old
user_hyun
#8
Chapter 1: LE DUCKING KINT HLD ME LAFTER
lilbonkers290
#9
i laf!!!! like oh em gee
catytio
#10
Chapter 3: Omg i'm crying