DIS DA ALST CHATNET I SO EXFITED BC FREEDOM BUT ALSO SAD THEN ENDD OF N ERAAAAAAAA TT_TT

ok si hna n lohan got muarry in springtime4hitler n CHnyolk whu wus suPOSED 2 tb da besman want ther bc he was SAD AS .... poor yeollie ;((

hnda: lohn am i a mob waidu nowa

l: ye hand it aint ju my LIF now. it OUR life.

h: so roMANtic ^_^ but os risky

l" at LEAst if u we diae we die 2gether. ya nam mean *bang yonguk boice*

han: OH HANLU I LUAVE U MWAH CHUUUUUUUU

MR. CHU by Apinkeu plaues

SADLY HAPPENED.

that nuit (fENCH four nagiht) LOAHN WAS SHOT???!!! BYE WHO???? hana screma as blod spltater al over hr whute nigdres an al ovr GADBEDsssss... luhn die peaceful (?) in slep. his yeyes close. th man who kill hur yeobo tkae oveff madsk and it wfs CHOLO?!!!!! she gasp wfi Pretyy rainbor wunitcorn teaz in her big plastic eyes bc hse got double EYleid surgery and Made eyes BIGER. dat ok tho bc she prety nao evndreryone ligke her more than when she was uglY AF. 

"CHANEL" I CAN BTELITVE U WAT THE FORLK: U." 

cnyol only sigh and leave. nd then CY becum strongerst MAGca in KOREn. IN CHiNA, IN JAPN, IN THE WORKD. ESP in ICeland bc ther e no mafia in iceland dbut thnow they have stats (AN: I am not actually from Iceland and therefore cannot actually vouch for this claim)

"EOX!" she say one day after shkol. "WE hav to stop AWOL yeol." 

"But hana." say kim kai. "tda only one who can is ... is oyu."

"OPA WAE?"

"Bc he sarangs u"

"ok"

"dun wory tho we wil b there for moral supROT." kim hcne say with nhand on handa shoulderrrr.

INTERMISION

prolief: KIM hanaaaa (korna name: 똥)

Haigt: 165

wheat: 2

blud type: D

br size: 14F

vag depth: 130 km

OK MRESEMUME

so hanaxexo go to hideout which us WAREFHOUSE in CANDA aka tornto wher yol hide. sh shot him in da big 40 inch ND HE DIEEEED From blod loss likareverse BONr. hna cryy at loms of e #1 chingu. exo crey exctpt xiumin bc he doesnt cry. he only poops. so he poop in corner WHile all other normal pPEOPL CRy CY

so bookhyun sing bb dun cry

whn da bridge "say no MOre" they coundve souwron dat htey heard chny "bb" rapsy whispr but shufok it off. 

"no more" day fontienue.

"cont dry" CHNAYE????? impossbtu bc he ded.

pot witsit it was actually KANYE OPPARRRR AHJUSI????? wao impressive so much talent.

twen kany ogo bakg to SUA.

10 YERS LATR

honda died alone in a coffin sewn from weed and jongin's sweat. she was buried at sea bc she want ot b drop in ocen like titanic tit. hur dad divordce mrs hana ajumma and marry suho bc he was hot young and rich. but suho secretyly yearned for bang yongguk bc he was young wild and free. but byg wanted wiz khalifa bc he was really turly ywf. so wat we get drunkkkkk so waWT WE msoke WEEED we JUS habing FUNNNNN we dun CUR who dsee.... haha i should b on the voice!!!!!

emanwihile lay got laid by his univorn brethren and it was revelaed that wu yigan who left exo haha rip SM ent was dongho's wife. and eli als maried tao bc he like them china boizzzzz. thenm teriyaki boyz. yeah.

the others formed part of what would b known as the biggest noona trash group ever, SEVENTEEN. you just dont know it yet, but they are all actually in their twenties even if they look 3. vernon? he's actually kyungsoo in disguise. scoups is canctually yixng trust no . trust me tho bc i know my . 100% cONTNFIRMED!!!!!!! and donald trump? it's actually sehun, who turned otu to b a huge bigot and . yeah. u haha kekeke.

ok authornim out.